bring on the hordes of hackett-clad never-weres with their shitty flags and defective cocks
― imago, Friday, 27 September 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link
“It was a themed ‘Arabian Nights’ fancy-dress party for heaven’s sake!” Swayne wrote. “It comes to something when you can’t dress-up as Aladdin without attracting the opprobrium of the ‘great and good’.”
impossible to imagine dressing up as Aladdin without blacking up
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Friday, 27 September 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link
but the authenticity
Aladdin was Chinese iirc
― Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
Omg! Tory Conference looks lit 😍😍 pic.twitter.com/15UAvFamFj— Bobby 🌹🏳️🌈♿️ (@Bobby19_) September 27, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 September 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
Have they built an app to leak everyone’s contact details yet?
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link
Only just realised it was Karl Turner who faced off to Cummings. I was gonna point out that the boy loves a bit of media attention but I've just watched professional cunt Peter Levy and some inbred Tory from Goole berating him for being rude and I'm with Turner now.
― Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link
Genuinely torn about who to side with here.
I first raised concerns about the DCMS fund that gave money to #HackerHouse in April. It also funded Crucial Academy, which pays @JohnnyMercerUK £85k a year and is linked to corrupt LCF. There are serious Qs about DCMS diligence that need investigating. https://t.co/LvmKfOIWq9— Tom Watson (@tom_watson) September 27, 2019
I’m surprised you haven’t given up throwing mud. https://t.co/ZGb8D0Bs1Z— Johnny Mercer MP (@JohnnyMercerUK) September 27, 2019
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link
fully behind Top Sleazehound
― imago, Friday, 27 September 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link
accurate
The discourse has got so wild recently that even Dan Hodges is doing correct takes https://t.co/fRKMHIwZiA— Tom Usher (@tom_usher_) September 27, 2019
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
I sadly don’t have anything approaching Saer’s legendary skills but I did have half an hour and Ableton.
https://soundcloud.com/user-604399650-995396746/jmcs19
― ShariVari, Friday, 27 September 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link
McDonnellcore must happen
― Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link
SV can I Facebook that? It bangs
― Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link
if my discover weekly is not all mcdonnellcore from now on I'll be raging
― stoffle (||||||||), Friday, 27 September 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
xp, lol, yes - of course.
― ShariVari, Friday, 27 September 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link
mctunes is the new mc tunes
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Friday, 27 September 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
steady on
― Dominc Coombesings (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link
any questions tonight knocking QT into a cocked hat for relevance
crick making an arse of his answer re: munchetty
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 September 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
at least the questions aren't a complete embarrassment tbf
― calzino, Friday, 27 September 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/27/boris-johnson-referred-to-police-watchdog-over-potential-misconduct
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Friday, 27 September 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link
Separately, the Department for Culture, Media and Sport is investigating how Arcuri’s most recent company won a £100,000 government cyber skills grant intended to assist UK firms, even though she has now returned to live in the US.
is this the most potentially damaging bit?
― calzino, Friday, 27 September 2019 22:24 (four years ago) link
I won't get too excited because people seem quite inured to sleaze these days
― calzino, Friday, 27 September 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link
The visa thing, though. That’s potentially very tricky.
― coup de twat (suzy), Friday, 27 September 2019 22:53 (four years ago) link
Look, clearly holding Johnson to account for his many criminal acts is just politically motivated remoaner shenanigans
― Dominc Coombesings (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2019 23:14 (four years ago) link
Corbz is going to announce in a speech today more details of Labour's scrap UC plan.
Food bank charity the Trussell Trust welcomed the end of the five-week wait proposed by Labour but warned that the party's plans could create further problems.It said that "scrapping universal credit may only result in further upheaval".
It said that "scrapping universal credit may only result in further upheaval".
yeah people queuing up for handouts don't want any upheavals - you fucking jerkoffs. fucking charities are the worst.
― calzino, Saturday, 28 September 2019 00:24 (four years ago) link
The media impact would be survivable but with everyone all lawyered up I think the actual consequences will be harder to dodge right now.
― stet, Saturday, 28 September 2019 00:29 (four years ago) link
That sounds quite encouraging, but what is the worst that realistically happen to him?
― calzino, Saturday, 28 September 2019 00:32 (four years ago) link
Could happen to him
― calzino, Saturday, 28 September 2019 00:33 (four years ago) link
Well, the initial story came out in The Times, which could hardly be described as an outpost of Remainer resentment. I reckon he’ll try to style it out (obvs) but watch what the current blonde girlfriend does (we haven’t seen her make an appearance for a week or so).
― coup de twat (suzy), Saturday, 28 September 2019 06:40 (four years ago) link
I was thinking if a sleaze story is going to kill boris it won't be broke in the murdoch press
― calzino, Saturday, 28 September 2019 07:17 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MJwi0Zwbk4
I don't say this lightly
― saer, Friday, 27 September 2019 bookmarkflaglink
Just catching up on this. God bless you
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 September 2019 07:42 (four years ago) link
yeah
― Dominc Coombesings (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 September 2019 08:06 (four years ago) link
John, you can't just point at things and abolish th- pic.twitter.com/xfgHfeJMS8— the computerised man of the 1990s (@wariotifo) September 27, 2019
― Simon H., Saturday, 28 September 2019 08:09 (four years ago) link
still a lot of things he needs to point his finger at: elements of the PIP reforms, Fit for work assessments on people who are gravely ill, ESA etc
― calzino, Saturday, 28 September 2019 08:26 (four years ago) link
I imagine they would fall under the umbrella of abolishing the DWP though?
― gyac, Saturday, 28 September 2019 08:33 (four years ago) link
john pls stop pleasuring me i can’t take it any more i’m begging u
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 September 2019 08:41 (four years ago) link
xp
I have been hearing mixed messages, albeit through the awful bbc this morning. Should wait for the speech I suppose.
― calzino, Saturday, 28 September 2019 09:02 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFgeGO1WkAAxrmo?format=jpg&name=medium
― gyac, Saturday, 28 September 2019 09:07 (four years ago) link
nice
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 September 2019 09:08 (four years ago) link
PIP is a totally separate dept to UC. I want to hear about these shitehawks like ATOS (who earn £600M contracts by doing fake assessments on people with MS) getting the heave ho.
― calzino, Saturday, 28 September 2019 09:11 (four years ago) link
Yep same, my best friend has been through years of horror with them. He’s in IDS’s constituency today to announce it
― gyac, Saturday, 28 September 2019 09:12 (four years ago) link
chingford mount! maybe I'll hop on a bus
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 28 September 2019 09:21 (four years ago) link
It’s starting at 11, but I think they are canvassing?!
― gyac, Saturday, 28 September 2019 09:30 (four years ago) link
NEW: Labour will scrap “inhumane” Universal Credit - and replace the Department for Work and Pensions with a Department for Social Security, Corbyn vows: https://t.co/hYPq6DNJVV— LabourList (@LabourList) September 27, 2019
I don't think the "inhumane" is controversial enough here to require quotes ffs!
― calzino, Saturday, 28 September 2019 09:51 (four years ago) link
The middle class welfare state expands. Won't abolish Universal Credit though - that would actually help the poorest. https://t.co/H9ZjASop1z— John McTernan (@johnmcternan) September 22, 2019
his only response so far has been to grumble about lack of details. if he wasn't such a bitter little malignant shit he might have said the proposals released so far all sound very very good.
― calzino, Saturday, 28 September 2019 11:33 (four years ago) link
Corbyn in Chingford and Woodford Green: Labour will change the name of DWP to the Department of Social Security and reform the system entirely - including ending the two-child limit on child benefit, ending the sanctions regime and scrapping Universal Credit in its entirety. pic.twitter.com/GlMRNnmcGi— Maya Goodfellow (@MayaGoodfellow) September 28, 2019
summary of Corbyn's speech in chingford
― calzino, Saturday, 28 September 2019 11:35 (four years ago) link
We’re not just going to kick IDS and Johnson out, we’re going to throw their disgusting policies in the dustbin of history
― calzino, Saturday, 28 September 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link
Yesterday’s McDonnell posts reminded me of Bennwave
I T ' S B E N N W A V E B A B Y ! ! ! pic.twitter.com/CjAQUEZYw4— Reel Politik podcast (@reel_politcast) September 5, 2018
― gyac, Saturday, 28 September 2019 12:41 (four years ago) link
Amazing: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexwickham/boris-johnson-brexit-strategy-chernobyl-meltdown
One government official who is close to Cummings claimed he was employing a “Jose Mourinho strategy”, a reference to how the former Manchester United and Chelsea football manager would often deliberately make inflammatory public interventions to attract media attention to himself and relieve pressure on his players.
While Cummings is expected to stand down from his role on October 31 — it is understood his wife has insisted he does not work beyond that date as he has been putting off surgery — his position is not under question until that point.
― gyac, Saturday, 28 September 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link
is he having a conscience fitted?
― Dominc Coombesings (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 September 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IcyMiniatureHairstreak-size_restricted.gif
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 28 September 2019 13:36 (four years ago) link