PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/viz/images/9/9a/Major_misunderstanding.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20150923105923

One is getting on the good foot..

Having these cunts off the leash and scaring small children and people of a nervous disposition can only be a good thing come the GE.

see the forehead has done an opinion again. this time about riots being good actually

bring on the hordes of hackett-clad never-weres with their shitty flags and defective cocks

“It was a themed ‘Arabian Nights’ fancy-dress party for heaven’s sake!” Swayne wrote. “It comes to something when you can’t dress-up as Aladdin without attracting the opprobrium of the ‘great and good’.”

impossible to imagine dressing up as Aladdin without blacking up

but the authenticity

Aladdin was Chinese iirc

Omg! Tory Conference looks lit 😍😍 pic.twitter.com/15UAvFamFj

— Bobby 🌹🏳️‍🌈♿️ (@Bobby19_) September 27, 2019

Have they built an app to leak everyone’s contact details yet?

Only just realised it was Karl Turner who faced off to Cummings. I was gonna point out that the boy loves a bit of media attention but I've just watched professional cunt Peter Levy and some inbred Tory from Goole berating him for being rude and I'm with Turner now.

Genuinely torn about who to side with here.

I first raised concerns about the DCMS fund that gave money to #HackerHouse in April. It also funded Crucial Academy, which pays @JohnnyMercerUK £85k a year and is linked to corrupt LCF. There are serious Qs about DCMS diligence that need investigating. https://t.co/LvmKfOIWq9

— Tom Watson (@tom_watson) September 27, 2019

I’m surprised you haven’t given up throwing mud. https://t.co/ZGb8D0Bs1Z

— Johnny Mercer MP (@JohnnyMercerUK) September 27, 2019

fully behind Top Sleazehound

accurate

The discourse has got so wild recently that even Dan Hodges is doing correct takes https://t.co/fRKMHIwZiA

— Tom Usher (@tom_usher_) September 27, 2019

I sadly don’t have anything approaching Saer’s legendary skills but I did have half an hour and Ableton.

https://soundcloud.com/user-604399650-995396746/jmcs19

McDonnellcore must happen

SV can I Facebook that? It bangs

if my discover weekly is not all mcdonnellcore from now on I'll be raging

xp, lol, yes - of course.

mctunes is the new mc tunes

steady on

any questions tonight knocking QT into a cocked hat for relevance

crick making an arse of his answer re: munchetty

at least the questions aren't a complete embarrassment tbf

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/27/boris-johnson-referred-to-police-watchdog-over-potential-misconduct

Separately, the Department for Culture, Media and Sport is investigating how Arcuri’s most recent company won a £100,000 government cyber skills grant intended to assist UK firms, even though she has now returned to live in the US.

is this the most potentially damaging bit?

I won't get too excited because people seem quite inured to sleaze these days

The visa thing, though. That’s potentially very tricky.

Look, clearly holding Johnson to account for his many criminal acts is just politically motivated remoaner shenanigans

Corbz is going to announce in a speech today more details of Labour's scrap UC plan.

Food bank charity the Trussell Trust welcomed the end of the five-week wait proposed by Labour but warned that the party's plans could create further problems.

It said that "scrapping universal credit may only result in further upheaval".

yeah people queuing up for handouts don't want any upheavals - you fucking jerkoffs. fucking charities are the worst.

The media impact would be survivable but with everyone all lawyered up I think the actual consequences will be harder to dodge right now.

That sounds quite encouraging, but what is the worst that realistically happen to him?

Could happen to him

Well, the initial story came out in The Times, which could hardly be described as an outpost of Remainer resentment. I reckon he’ll try to style it out (obvs) but watch what the current blonde girlfriend does (we haven’t seen her make an appearance for a week or so).

I was thinking if a sleaze story is going to kill boris it won't be broke in the murdoch press

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MJwi0Zwbk4

I don't say this lightly

― saer, Friday, 27 September 2019 bookmarkflaglink

Just catching up on this. God bless you

yeah

John, you can't just point at things and abolish th- pic.twitter.com/xfgHfeJMS8

— the computerised man of the 1990s (@wariotifo) September 27, 2019

still a lot of things he needs to point his finger at: elements of the PIP reforms, Fit for work assessments on people who are gravely ill, ESA etc

I imagine they would fall under the umbrella of abolishing the DWP though?

john pls stop pleasuring me i can’t take it any more i’m begging u

xp

I have been hearing mixed messages, albeit through the awful bbc this morning. Should wait for the speech I suppose.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFgeGO1WkAAxrmo?format=jpg&name=medium

nice

PIP is a totally separate dept to UC. I want to hear about these shitehawks like ATOS (who earn £600M contracts by doing fake assessments on people with MS) getting the heave ho.

Yep same, my best friend has been through years of horror with them. He’s in IDS’s constituency today to announce it

chingford mount! maybe I'll hop on a bus

It’s starting at 11, but I think they are canvassing?!

NEW: Labour will scrap “inhumane” Universal Credit - and replace the Department for Work and Pensions with a Department for Social Security, Corbyn vows: https://t.co/hYPq6DNJVV

— LabourList (@LabourList) September 27, 2019

I don't think the "inhumane" is controversial enough here to require quotes ffs!

The middle class welfare state expands. Won't abolish Universal Credit though - that would actually help the poorest. https://t.co/H9ZjASop1z

— John McTernan (@johnmcternan) September 22, 2019

his only response so far has been to grumble about lack of details. if he wasn't such a bitter little malignant shit he might have said the proposals released so far all sound very very good.

Corbyn in Chingford and Woodford Green: Labour will change the name of DWP to the Department of Social Security and reform the system entirely - including ending the two-child limit on child benefit, ending the sanctions regime and scrapping Universal Credit in its entirety. pic.twitter.com/GlMRNnmcGi

— Maya Goodfellow (@MayaGoodfellow) September 28, 2019

summary of Corbyn's speech in chingford

We’re not just going to kick IDS and Johnson out, we’re going to throw their disgusting policies in the dustbin of history