PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

conservatives will lose 12 of their 13 scottish seats nailed on. paul masterton MIGHT hold on in east ren (large jewish population, lots of accountants and doctors, big unionist energy). hard to predict how the various themes in play will intersect in a seat like this

labour’s sensible compromise position on the UK constitutional question might play well here + they’ve been a bit more forceful on the topic of indyref II since 15 - suspect the class war and ongoing AS concerns will scupper them tho

xp I’m interested in why you say Masterton rather than Mundell, who has a bigger majority and who’s held the seat being the only Tory MP up there for more than a decade

Paul masterton I think was one of the rebels who voted for a meaningful vote and is much more Remain than most of his Scottish colleagues iirc

story of 17 election in scotland was 1 SNP vote partially staying at home and 2 unionists getting a lot more canny about tactical voting. if you look at 15 result in his constituency, the SNP ran him very close. would expect their bloc to be reenergised in the next election so their vote share should go up. he will def leak votes to LDs and SNP. mundell has also been very visibly at the side of this government (or may’s) throughout - he’s pretty well disliked up here. I mean you’re right he has a pretty sizeable majority but def think his seat will be in play

also I think people up here do look at what’s going on in WM and just think wtf - boris goes down like a bucket of cold sick too

Thinking of Helen Lewis at 4am?

(Needs ruminative emojo.)

More generally I was thinking that, after like two years of humiliation people started to feel sorry for Gordon Brown. Some deluded people even felt sorry for Theresa May. Cameron was gone too quickly for it to be an issue, but no matter how much the humiliations pile up it's virtually impossible to imagine people feeling sorry for Boris Johnson.

This summer I was in an airport near Biarritz and we were told a plane was landing 'with a politician in it' and that we weren't allowed to take pictures. Once we got outside it turned out to be Airforce 1, but in the terminal everyone was speculating who it could be. Someone mentioned Boris Johnson and I shit you not the woman next to me says "bless his heart."

Also obv. wants a medal for being at the gym at 4am.

https://www.positive-parenting-ally.com/images/xpositive-reinforcement-parenting-medal-good-boy-label.jpg.pagespeed.ic.KWp_Bf44pV.jpg

😘

Our fourth and final audience question is about the Labour party. #bbcqt pic.twitter.com/WDe4PsieG6

— BBC Question Time (@bbcquestiontime) September 26, 2019

That's *real* ?

hnnnnngggggghhhhhhhhhh

this is why making communal toothbrushes a key pillar of the labour manifesto was a mistake

I refuse to believe that's real until I actually see it being "discussed" on telly. Which will totally happen.

I saw it - it’s real. the lady seemed quite upset

paul masterton MIGHT hold on in east ren (large jewish population, lots of accountants and doctors, big unionist energy)

More generally I was thinking that, after like two years of humiliation people started to feel sorry for Gordon Brown. Some deluded people even felt sorry for Theresa May. Cameron was gone too quickly for it to be an issue, but no matter how much the humiliations pile up it's virtually impossible to imagine people feeling sorry for Boris Johnson.

These experienced observers of life and people concluded that Boris Johnson and Laura Kuenssberg have 'banged'.
The BBC Chief Political correspondent and the PM !
Today's disgusting display by @bbclaurak gives further credence to these observations.pic.twitter.com/JT1pkdk1dR

— LFTV (@TheBirmingham6) September 18, 2019

it's enough to make you start googling vacancies in remote monastic communities

good to see a team of professionals backing up my assertion that they have definitely fucked

kinda weird that laura k sounds more scottish in that clip than she usually does

Man this was good. I know the music is kinda naff but whatever.

John McDonnell V. Hans Zimmer #LabourConference2019 pic.twitter.com/s2WXmFjVD9

— lewis bassett (@le_bassett) September 23, 2019

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 September 2019 07:00 (two hours ago) link

Try this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MJwi0Zwbk4

I don't say this lightly

You are a prince and a scholar <3

Amazing.

ILX Johnny Mc remix album clearly required.

SNP set to back Corbyn as caretaker Prime Minister https://t.co/6pTvEp8rs3

— Peter Stefanovic (@PeterStefanovi2) September 27, 2019

does this mean they are fixing for a vonc?

Seconded!

omg that is young McD!

banger

xxps

xp young McD is the most Irish looking person ever to have existed

I'm not saying that if you flip and mirror Boris Johnson's signature you get an image of Baphomet/the devil of the Witches' Sabbath, but I am saying that if you flip and mirror Boris Johnson's signature you get an image of Baphomet/the devil of the Witches' Sabbath. pic.twitter.com/l3oq02WHWx

— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) September 27, 2019

(xp) There's a lot of competition for that tbf.

Reckon he’d hold his own
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBJY-gIXgAEaD9F?format=jpg&name=medium

Magnificent man.

*swoons*

Corrie/Threads actor R33se Dinsd4le absolutely despises him and described him as an IRA supporter who will kill the labour party off for decades or some shit like that. I had an online row with him (on a HTAFC forum) around the time of the Owen Smith leadership challenge!

fucking luvvies

I rest my case.
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xp young McD is the most Irish looking person ever to have existed

― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 10:45 (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

^ jacket helps a lot though

Or not
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Damn you alluded to this corrie star bust up before and I’d mentally cast Craig Charles as the offending luvvy, this anecdote just got way less funky xps

sorry to speak the spell of mcd thirstposting but... sad lol at the state of this

"How much have you spent preparing for a no-deal Brexit?"

"About £40,000."

"Do you regret voting leave?"

"Not at all."

That's what one Leave-voting business owner who's preparing for no-deal tells @ADavies4. pic.twitter.com/ELoTb77NZB

— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) September 26, 2019

xp
"Reecey" has never even been anywhere near a Funky Bunker!

Was gonna say, 40k buys you quite the amount of Brexit Survival Packs. But then I saw the seller closed shop already. Lol we're all gonna die.

really wanted to hear more from that lady about why she voted to leave. she said it was for the good of the whole country but didn’t elucidate further

BREXIT IS FOR THE CHILDREN

Was gonna say, 40k buys you quite the amount of Brexit Survival Packs. But then I saw the seller closed shop🕸 already. Lol we're all gonna die.

Astronauts do it, so why can't we(e)?

brexit hits - drink your can of holsten pils - ???? - ?