PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

I just get sick of seeing them fucking quotes everywhere and being implored "To Love Life Like Jo Did". I fucking hate my life, get fucked you melts!

my fave ever funeral was for a ne'er do well pisshead uncle of mine. He had been abused by catholic priests in an industrial school in Dublin so although he didn't have a will it was clear that were priests were a definite no. So he had a humanist service where people just told the truth about his legacy and that was that he was basically likeable but a selfish twat and lousy parent and appalling husband to his two ex-wives, a self-centred egotistic pisshead! Telling the truth about him was a very cleansing experience and not disrespectful at all. The point is call it splitting hairs if you want but I'm not going to do any different for local pols - this is my last word on the subject and I'll stfu now!

Yvette Cooper’s daughter writes about it & honestly felt horrible for her

I rarely actually tweet, especially about politics - am more of the silent retweeter - but after the chilling scenes in Parliament last night I just don’t think I can stay quiet anymore. There’s a group of young people and children that need to be spoken for. (A thread.)

— Ellie Cooper (@ellieelizaa) September 26, 2019

there is much that could be said about that twitter thread but considering the circumstances of jo cox's murder I will refrain

Hooooooooboy

Goodness.@RachelSJohnson wonders, on #wato, whether this incendiary stuff coming from her brother could be:

1) from Cummings;

2) from her brother himself; or

➡3) from "people who have invested billions in shorting the £... in the expectation of a #NoDealBrexit".⬅

[00:46] pic.twitter.com/jdc1s2h39Y

— LittleGravitas 🇪🇺 🔶🎗 (@LittleGravitas) September 26, 2019

There is also a big clear and present threat to Owen Jones, and will be to other leftist activists as well as MPs.

As has been said before: during an election, someone else on the left could well get killed.

It is very very dangerous now.

Corbyn was attacked too.

yikes at that rachel johnson clip

xyz: I know!

The media don't care if it's JC or a leftist.

wonder if BJ regrets getting himself appointed PM

I'm not sure regret is in his nature

no. but there is a haggard, trapped look about him. he doesn’t know what to do with power apart from this shithouse performing and bombast.

i like to think it’s wretchedly devouring him inside like the corruption of a roman emperor.

he's hating it and he's in a constant flopsweat

extremely here for nate bethea hardsonning jim testicle in a civility beef

yes son

Telling people to "go back" to "places from which they came" is racist. Naga Munchetty stated a fact.

She shared experiences of racism she's suffered. That can’t be at odds with any editorial guidelines.

The BBC must explain this astonishing decision.https://t.co/VTtvJRJAgR

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) September 26, 2019

no. but there is a haggard, trapped look about him. he doesn’t know what to do with power apart from this shithouse performing and bombast.

i like to think it’s wretchedly devouring him inside like the corruption of a roman emperor.

haha girfuy shagger

xxp saw that, jimmy bollix is the worst kind of snide

British people as a whole are shockingly fucking antisemitic to me, a secular American with a mixed Jewish/Christian background, but I’m not enough of a hack to act as though cranks and idiots who are singularly fixated on Israel are the same as Thomas Mair. Which you seem to be

— Nate Bethea (@inthesedeserts) September 26, 2019

dying imagining the reactions to this

Continuing to mill around Portcullis House, Dominic Cummings hollered "Hello comrade!" at @johnmcdonnellMP, who ignored him and walked on by.

— Sebastian Payne (@SebastianEPayne) September 26, 2019

wonder if BJ regrets getting himself appointed PM

You mean like when people used to say Trump regretted becoming President?

good line in this good NS profile of cummings:

He knows that Johnson will accept almost any plan, and delegate any power, as long as the outcome works for him.

what the fuck

Trad hero and lying Brexiteer Gove is completely drunk in parliament while his country is in a constitutional crisis. https://t.co/khCMkA7owf

— Jelmer Evers (@jelmerevers) September 26, 2019

Yeah, but about someone else.

(xp to Tom)

fs
https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/26/man-tries-break-jess-phillips-mps-office-shouting-fascist-10814664/

mere humbug

no idea how to post tweets, but there is an amazing clip doing the rounds of Gove being absolutey bladdered last night during the vote.

xpost : haha ! glad someone else got there.

Skinny, drunk and stupid is *totally* a way to go thru life, son

(xp to mark e: click the arrow-pointing-upwards icon, below right under a tweet, select 'copy link to tweet', paste (ctrl/cmd v) on here, prof$it)

ah .. cheers LBI !

Johnson is running a Trump campaign. The worst possible response is to gripe about how unfair and uncivilised he is, and do nothing but that. When they go low, we go somewhere else: drag him onto class politics, 99% vs 1%, and back it up with real policy. Otherwise we lose.

— James Meadway (@meadwaj) September 26, 2019

meadway otm. cummings' strategy is the timothy strategy on steroids:

Tory MPs are no longer talking about how best to win back those voters who supported David Cameron in 2010 and 2015, but defected to Labour in 2017. Instead, they wonder how to “maximise the white vote”, as one Conservative MP puts it. In constituency terms, that means eking out narrow wins in Labour-held marginals in the Midlands, Wales and the north of England, such as Bishop Auckland, Darlington, Newcastle-under-Lyme, Wrexham and Ashfield. (All have fewer graduates, Remain voters or ethnic minorities than the average Labour seat.)

suspect the labour leadership are too canny to fall for this

this is key too: ... it’s a strategy for clinging to power rather than winning a majority or revitalising the country.

"If you google 'ERG fascists' you get 237,000 results and ERG extremists' you get 176,000" says ERG member Owen Paterson in the Commons. I think he's trying to make a point about incendiary language.

"I'm not sure this is helping us" mutters a colleague off camera near a mic. 😂 pic.twitter.com/uLVQMaXuuc

— John Bull (@garius) September 26, 2019

In this afternoon's debate on the principles of democracy, I reminded the @HouseofCommons that the best way to address widespread public anger at the idea of democracy being thwarted is to deliver on the vote of the referendum and ensure that we leave the EU on the 31st October. pic.twitter.com/ATXeiprh4z

— Owen Paterson MP (@OwenPaterson) September 26, 2019

I have written to @LouHaigh after she nominated me for the @_DHOTYA Awards. The man who approached me unsolicited on the Tube encouraging me to continue urging the Government to deliver Brexit gave me his card and she is most welcome to come to my office to see it for herself! pic.twitter.com/yOMoTnbMIN

— Owen Paterson MP (@OwenPaterson) March 20, 2019

Dominic Cummings,

"I don’t think anyone is going to listen to reason because a lot of people (MPs) become really badly disconnected from what people in the real world and England outside central London thinks."

I mean yeah

hi folks, i just wanted to ask what people's opinions are about the desirability of reverting to the danelaw

am just raging that action krankie won't still be in situ at the next time of the GE - would be delicious watching her squirm as they lose all 13 MPs

another elite establishment arsehole who continually blithers on about the political establishment and his tireless campaign to take it on..

I meant Paterson but that could be Cummings as well xps

who'd have predicted in '17 that the Con & Unionist party would be responsible for resurrecting indy ref 2 and killing Ruthie

"I've had death threats overnight... it's a disgrace"

Labour MP Karl Turner's staff film an encounter with Boris Johnson's senior adviser, Dominic Cummingshttps://t.co/2JL9D2WW2f pic.twitter.com/agGnyOiUMR

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) September 26, 2019

I'd drag Bojo and Cummings to The Hague the bottom of the ocean if I could

John Major warning that Johnson might attempt to use the Privy Council as a reacharound to set aside Benn Act, any thoughts from ILX’s constitutional experts here?

who's action krankie?

keep going back to that polling from earlier this year that said

(1) 54% of voters want "a strong leader willing to break the rules";
(2) faith in the UK political system has dropped to a 15-year low;
(3) 66% think politicians should be able to say what is on their mind regardless of what anyone else thinks about their views; and,
(4) 42% think many of the country's problems could be dealt with more effectively if the government didn't have to worry so much about votes in parliament

Cummings has the insouciant twattishness of the school bully lounging against the bike sheds in that clip

ruth davidson

As I keep saying, the methodology of polls in this country would be illegal even in the US, where ‘push’ polling is not permitted. Those responses are clearly harvested from push-style questioning.

probably right - can probably draw a straight line from that poll to these recent tactics though. meshes too well

LOL @ Maria Miller MP claiming to have been scared by Mad Barry Sheerman's geriatric outburst.