PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

MP tells me that Johnson had an
‘angry meltdown’ in voting lobbies. Am told that @jessphillips personally challenged him as did others . MP tells me PM saw a group watching through the doors & then started jabbing his finger towards us all

— Beth Rigby (@BethRigby) September 26, 2019

gyac v otm

re murdered centrist melt Jo Cox I meant but in general lol

I just get sick of seeing them fucking quotes everywhere and being implored "To Love Life Like Jo Did". I fucking hate my life, get fucked you melts!

good to see boris prime ministering as he usually does

LOL Boris' still on the longest losing streak in Prime Ministerial history.

finally, a strong and stable pm

lol @ Ian Austin voting for Tory conference

https://commonsvotes.digiminster.com/Divisions/Details/718

Love how smug Corbyn’s photo looks when you scroll down the list of yes votes

rory stewart has no headshot lol

https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images3/360/0314/29/gerry-anderson-stingray-aquaphibian_360_da1560e43b6a6a67c62ab127aa47e3c1.jpg

i'm sure rory got into the habit of dodging headshots while he was walking across afghanistan

Heightened drug powers made him invulnerable

levitating across the steppe, making grand pronouncements in flawless dari as heavy tracer fire flickers around him

*riff to 'Iron Man' kicks in*

my fave ever funeral was for a ne'er do well pisshead uncle of mine. He had been abused by catholic priests in an industrial school in Dublin so although he didn't have a will it was clear that were priests were a definite no. So he had a humanist service where people just told the truth about his legacy and that was that he was basically likeable but a selfish twat and lousy parent and appalling husband to his two ex-wives, a self-centred egotistic pisshead! Telling the truth about him was a very cleansing experience and not disrespectful at all. The point is call it splitting hairs if you want but I'm not going to do any different for local pols - this is my last word on the subject and I'll stfu now!

You're not wrong also thanks for outlining my eulogy

fuckin hell, we might as well retitle the pvmic thread the calzino anecdote thread

xp aye

I just get sick of seeing them fucking quotes everywhere and being implored "To Love Life Like Jo Did". I fucking hate my life, get fucked you melts!

my fave ever funeral was for a ne'er do well pisshead uncle of mine. He had been abused by catholic priests in an industrial school in Dublin so although he didn't have a will it was clear that were priests were a definite no. So he had a humanist service where people just told the truth about his legacy and that was that he was basically likeable but a selfish twat and lousy parent and appalling husband to his two ex-wives, a self-centred egotistic pisshead! Telling the truth about him was a very cleansing experience and not disrespectful at all. The point is call it splitting hairs if you want but I'm not going to do any different for local pols - this is my last word on the subject and I'll stfu now!

Yvette Cooper’s daughter writes about it & honestly felt horrible for her

I rarely actually tweet, especially about politics - am more of the silent retweeter - but after the chilling scenes in Parliament last night I just don’t think I can stay quiet anymore. There’s a group of young people and children that need to be spoken for. (A thread.)

— Ellie Cooper (@ellieelizaa) September 26, 2019

there is much that could be said about that twitter thread but considering the circumstances of jo cox's murder I will refrain

Hooooooooboy

Goodness.@RachelSJohnson wonders, on #wato, whether this incendiary stuff coming from her brother could be:

1) from Cummings;

2) from her brother himself; or

➡3) from "people who have invested billions in shorting the £... in the expectation of a #NoDealBrexit".⬅

[00:46] pic.twitter.com/jdc1s2h39Y

— LittleGravitas 🇪🇺 🔶🎗 (@LittleGravitas) September 26, 2019

There is also a big clear and present threat to Owen Jones, and will be to other leftist activists as well as MPs.

As has been said before: during an election, someone else on the left could well get killed.

It is very very dangerous now.

Corbyn was attacked too.

yikes at that rachel johnson clip

xyz: I know!

The media don't care if it's JC or a leftist.

wonder if BJ regrets getting himself appointed PM

I'm not sure regret is in his nature

no. but there is a haggard, trapped look about him. he doesn’t know what to do with power apart from this shithouse performing and bombast.

i like to think it’s wretchedly devouring him inside like the corruption of a roman emperor.

he's hating it and he's in a constant flopsweat

extremely here for nate bethea hardsonning jim testicle in a civility beef

yes son

Telling people to "go back" to "places from which they came" is racist. Naga Munchetty stated a fact.

She shared experiences of racism she's suffered. That can’t be at odds with any editorial guidelines.

The BBC must explain this astonishing decision.https://t.co/VTtvJRJAgR

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) September 26, 2019

no. but there is a haggard, trapped look about him. he doesn’t know what to do with power apart from this shithouse performing and bombast.

i like to think it’s wretchedly devouring him inside like the corruption of a roman emperor.

haha girfuy shagger

xxp saw that, jimmy bollix is the worst kind of snide

British people as a whole are shockingly fucking antisemitic to me, a secular American with a mixed Jewish/Christian background, but I’m not enough of a hack to act as though cranks and idiots who are singularly fixated on Israel are the same as Thomas Mair. Which you seem to be

— Nate Bethea (@inthesedeserts) September 26, 2019

dying imagining the reactions to this

Continuing to mill around Portcullis House, Dominic Cummings hollered "Hello comrade!" at @johnmcdonnellMP, who ignored him and walked on by.

— Sebastian Payne (@SebastianEPayne) September 26, 2019

wonder if BJ regrets getting himself appointed PM

You mean like when people used to say Trump regretted becoming President?

good line in this good NS profile of cummings:

He knows that Johnson will accept almost any plan, and delegate any power, as long as the outcome works for him.

what the fuck

Trad hero and lying Brexiteer Gove is completely drunk in parliament while his country is in a constitutional crisis. https://t.co/khCMkA7owf

— Jelmer Evers (@jelmerevers) September 26, 2019

Yeah, but about someone else.

(xp to Tom)

fs
https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/26/man-tries-break-jess-phillips-mps-office-shouting-fascist-10814664/

mere humbug

no idea how to post tweets, but there is an amazing clip doing the rounds of Gove being absolutey bladdered last night during the vote.

xpost : haha ! glad someone else got there.

Skinny, drunk and stupid is *totally* a way to go thru life, son

(xp to mark e: click the arrow-pointing-upwards icon, below right under a tweet, select 'copy link to tweet', paste (ctrl/cmd v) on here, prof$it)

ah .. cheers LBI !