The September 2019 US Politics Thread is great Great GREAT GR8

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BUT HIS EMAILS

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Thursday, 26 September 2019 07:11 (six years ago)

oh that’s delicious

None of this will amount to shit, of course, but I take my enjoyment where I can.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 26 September 2019 07:34 (six years ago)

Okay wait wait wait...so his playbook is basically 'do all the things that we claim our conspiracy theory version of Hillary Clinton should be locked up for except way worse and probably commit treason in the process'? Of course it is. Of course it is.

Investigators might do well to see if any other dudes named Vince Foster have gone missing over the last couple of years, perhaps one whose remains can be found under a hastily-tossed afghan somewhere in the White House.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 10:36 (six years ago)

Ukraine in the membrane

Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 September 2019 10:40 (six years ago)

lol given he's so obsessed with reliving the 2016 election, I think it's only fair that Barr hires another special counsel and then recuses himself. Gaslight Trump for once.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 11:44 (six years ago)

Just kidding. But I do think, one way or another, that Trump is done. As long as the Dems stay on the offense and don't let up the pressure, whether he's there for another week, month, year, hell, another term, he's essentially at best a lame duck, because there is no way, after launching impeachment and with this literally nonstop onslaught of bullshit, they'll be able to deal with a man so aggressively crooked and bereft of good faith and, worse, dangerous. They can't even pretend. I have no idea how this affects the senate or congress, but I don't think it really matters at all.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 11:46 (six years ago)

pretty sure stephen miller has a strict 'no afghans in the white house' policy tbf xxxp

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 September 2019 11:48 (six years ago)

sad lol, the NYTimes talked to "six swing voters" about impeachment, and go figure, most of those people the had talked to in the past, and, huh, all are hardcore Trump supporters, one with a portrait of Robert E. Lee hanging in his house. Fuck the New York Times.

No, the New York Times did not talk to six “swing voters” about impeachment. The article quotes a handful of devout GOP voters who the NYT has repeatedly interviewed multiple times. A thread.... https://t.co/QYKCWB9V5I

— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) September 26, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 11:50 (six years ago)

And for a double helping of 'fuck the NYT', this current headline: 'Why a Trump Impeachment Should Terrify You'

So glad I stopped giving them money.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 11:57 (six years ago)

Why a Trump Impeachment Presidency Should Terrify You
Why a Trump Impeachment Should Terrify You
Why a Trump Impeachment Should Terrify You

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 12:01 (six years ago)

eat shit new york times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFELNIpeTjY

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 September 2019 12:03 (six years ago)

xxxp bg vg

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 September 2019 12:05 (six years ago)

Breaking: The House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence has released the declassified whistleblower complaint. The complaint can be viewed here: https://t.co/sAjcf9g5Qx

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) September 26, 2019

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 26 September 2019 12:44 (six years ago)

OK, so crimes and coverups, but otherwise nbd, totally exonerated.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 12:50 (six years ago)

kinda remarkable that people so immersed in corruption for so long never seem to get any better at it

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 September 2019 12:51 (six years ago)

The declassified, 9-page whistleblower report is out:

"I have received information... that the President of the United States is using the power of his office to solicit interference from a foreign country in the 2020 U.S. election." https://t.co/Ah6tCHKbWT pic.twitter.com/oIqbgsdKia

— Vera Bergengruen (@VeraMBergen) September 26, 2019

SHANTY the golden fish portion (stevie), Thursday, 26 September 2019 12:57 (six years ago)

Whistle: blown!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 12:59 (six years ago)

Before the release of the White House conversation memo, Chris Christie argued that Trump would only be in trouble if he said something like, 'Do me a favor...'.https://t.co/abKS3A6p3h

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) September 26, 2019

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:01 (six years ago)

So yeah it's going to be fun watching the worst republicans go down defending this shit.

I mean, not Trump, though, of course. He'll remain unscathed somehow, I'm sure.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:01 (six years ago)

Can Fox hire all of them?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:03 (six years ago)

haven't they?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:03 (six years ago)

I mean the rest! Barr, Pompeo, Pence, the entire GOP ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:04 (six years ago)

Trump is Nicholson in "A Few Good Men," except he sits down on the stand and just says, "So anyway, I ordered a beautiful Code Red. Absolutely the best Code Red . . ."

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:09 (six years ago)

So what time today are the Democrats going to apologize?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:10 (six years ago)

THE DEMOCRATS ARE TRYING TO DESTROY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND ALL THAT IT STANDS FOR. STICK TOGETHER, PLAY THEIR GAME, AND FIGHT HARD REPUBLICANS. OUR COUNTRY IS AT STAKE!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 26, 2019

First sentence is astoundingly perceptive. Well-observed, Mr. President!

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:21 (six years ago)

man, Devin Nunes never stops delivering the yuks

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:22 (six years ago)

yucks

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:23 (six years ago)

so looks like we have offically entered the full-on "screaming era" of the Trump presidency

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:24 (six years ago)

“And all it stands for”

And what’s that now?

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:27 (six years ago)

Step back just a sec and reflect on that tweet in comparison with public statements made by any prior sitting president. It's easy to lose sight of just how insane is this situation we find ourselves in.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:28 (six years ago)

“Is their a case for impeachment? Absolutely not!” There is no high crimes or misdemeanors, no treason, no extortion, no treason.” RD Robert Ray, respected

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 26, 2019

, respected

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:28 (six years ago)

xxpost Xenophobia and flim-flammery, afaict.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:28 (six years ago)

Their their.

nashwan, Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:29 (six years ago)

Breaking: Whistleblower wore BLM t-shirt and ACORN hat at Antifa picnic

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:33 (six years ago)

no treason, no extortion, and also, no treason

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:34 (six years ago)

I actually yelled “Fuck you!” at Nunes’ opening statement on my car radio a bit ago. Looking forward to seeing a transcript so I can revisit all the outright lies.

A breezy pop-rock feel fairly typical of the mid-'80s (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:43 (six years ago)

surprised the GOP isn't playing the "this is the same as Obama working with Ukraine to investigate Manafort in 2016" card...that sort of idiotic false equivalence is usually their game

frogbs, Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:49 (six years ago)

we have another 14 months for them to make that argument, i'm sure they'll get around to it soon

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:53 (six years ago)

Maguire not looking good up there imo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:56 (six years ago)

Kinda feel like as the number of people implicated in these shenanigans grows and they (if not Trump himself) start to see some real-world consequences for their actions, those in the GOP with half a brain might begin to see the wisdom in maintaining a little distance from this mess.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:58 (six years ago)

Like if public perception starts swinging towards viewing this as legitimate treason, those old tribal bonds might start to dissolve a bit.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 13:59 (six years ago)

the problem there is the assumption that any gop politician in 2019 has anything approaching half a brain to begin with

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:01 (six years ago)

(This is all just Mr. Brightside pontification, really, though. The GOP is comprised of people all-too-willing to undermine their own best interests in service to the tribe, so I'm under no illusions that there's going to be a swell of outrage over Trump selling out the US.)

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:02 (six years ago)

lol Nunes is complaining about WH leaks that originated from the WH itself

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:04 (six years ago)

And he’s very angry that it has happened three times. Lol

btw there should be an impeachment thread. This is going to go on for a very long time.

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:06 (six years ago)

yeah what's really important right now is how this information got out

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:07 (six years ago)

Is it worth asking (assuming it hasn't been already) whether Trump was willing to undertake such wildly inappropriate measures in justifying a pardon for Manafort because Manafort still knows some truly damning shit about Trump? Because, sorry, 'loyalty' doesn't quite cut it for me as a motive here.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:14 (six years ago)

manafort produced and directed the piss tape

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:16 (six years ago)

god, remember this piss tape? a simpler, more innocent time

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:17 (six years ago)

My question was prompted by the likely circumstance of Trump's most vocal water-carriers (eg Nunes) having their fingers in one illicit pie or another and assuming that, whichever way the wind ultimately blows, Trump will unwaveringly stand by them (*snicker*).

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:19 (six years ago)


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