PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

I'm happy sticking with sack of shit tbh.

yeah was going to say. no need to get fancy here

Good news is a whole succession of Labour female MPs are sticking the boot into the sack of shit - he must be hating it.

One of the posh comedians (Marcus Brigstocke, I think?) said he understood a certain tranche of Tories as being psychopathic because, like them, he'd been sent away at 8 to boarding school and had his heart broken too - which is why they're so dangerous.

And I know the Trump parallels are tedious but this does have the stink of ah, this will be the thing that gets him.

combination of you just love too see it and ah well nevertheless

labour will beat him on policy not shame

i mean i don’t want to just be retweeting here but holy mother of god:

Boris Johnson has just said MPs would help ensure their own personal safety by getting Brexit done.

“The best way to ensure that every Parliamentarian is properly safe and we dial down the current anxiety in this country is to get Brexit done”

— Ross Hawkins (@rosschawkins) September 25, 2019

hope he dies

fucking hell

if i were a labour politician hearing that i'd have attempted to endanger that bastard's safety forthwith

legitimate passions!

There are legitimate passions on all sides - but not even many Tory MPs mightl comfortable defending this- Johnson accused one of Jo Cox's friends and Parliamentary neighbours, one of many who's faced serious threats, of 'humbug' when she asked him to be careful with his words https://t.co/FMxQOisQHl

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) September 25, 2019

“tone” not “role”. new iphone swipe keyboard not working for me.

i think johnson will get crucified for this. and while the knee-jerk reaction is “but let’s face it it won’t make any difference” i’m not sure that’s the case.

yeah even Laura K sounded mildly censorious

when bending over backwards to be fair to the fascists in one's reporting curdles into affection for them, so that they when they get all fascisty one is like, 'alas'

He might be able to get away with this, whether he'll be able to get away with this on top of the torrent of other shit that's happened in the past month is a different question.

Fuck are they still doing the Tory conference next week?

thing is even May was using this WWII-adjacent language, "saboteurs" etc, it goes a long way back and they're never really called on it, expect a lot of snowflake talk on the way to/during a GE

Fuck are they still doing the Tory conference next week?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:15 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

suggestion labour won't support a recess so MPs will have to cart back and forth between london and manchester for votes

If only there was a high-speed line between the two of them- oh shit.

i think Corbs this morning said "no recess unless you confirm you'll follow the spirit of the Benn bill" so no recess it is then

Paula is my MP and had to hire security and received multiple death threats from far right fringe lunatics. She is a brilliant constituency MP, my partner has had multiple letters from her about concerns like PIP, UC, and LA funding for SEN and all sorts and she follows me on twitter. So fuck you Boris you prick, I sincerely hope you die cunt.

The best way to ensure that every Parliamentarian is properly safe and we dial down the current anxiety in this country is to get Brexit done

As a rhetorical device this is identical to the way they make threats in Mafia films.

thing is even May was using this WWII-adjacent language, "saboteurs" etc, it goes a long way back and they're never really called on it, expect a lot of snowflake talk on the way to/during a GE

xxp please send her a nice message, I am sure she could do with it

expect a lot of snowflake talk on the way to/during a GE

They'll be going totally alt-right, I think.

“Maximising the white vote”, wasn’t it?

"There are legitimate passions on all sides" vs. "You also had people that were very fine people, on both sides..."

legitimate passions is just cretinous unless mendaciously deliberate.

“no matter how wild and dangerous you are, if you feel *passionate* about it, we’ll legitimise it”.

once again the extreme forms are useful for explaining the quieter less obvious ones.

or, my other version of this is a twat at work who says “i feel v passionately/strongly this is the right/wrong thing to do”. it’s like what are we supposed to do with the strength of that alone my dude. all you’re asking is to challenge your emotional response in the hope that we won’t because it’s too embarrassing.

NO ONE QUOTE YEATS PLZ. but passion or expressed strength of feeling means nothing.

see T Blair's excellent simulacrum of sincerity 1997-present day

i think Corbs this morning said "no recess unless you confirm you'll follow the spirit of the Benn bill" so no recess it is then

Manchester Central's MP said that pulling the conference would cost the city in the region of £30m. That's a lot of champagne and gak.

see T Blair's excellent simulacrum of sincerity 1997-present day

i mean in terms of a rhetorical inflection point not BLIAR sort of thing.

his whole defence of Iraq came down to "i really believed in the project"

true. passionately believed. with an intersection of religious morality. passion as evidence of virtue.

don’t know why i used “intersection” a dick there. locked myself out of flat and eating a chinese off my bins so.

scarfing down a chocolate eclair listening to Man U get done by Rochdale

Manchester Central's MP said that pulling the conference would cost the city in the region of £30m. That's a lot of champagne and gak.

eating a small bag of hula hoops watching a claggy game of fifa

they're just running scared of Ian Austin turning up with his van

thing is i borrowed a fork off my neighbour explaining the situation and she said “sure here you go” rather than “come in and wait and eat your chinese”. so bins it is.

think they were watching tv waiting for ian austin to turn up.

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For god's sake go to the pub.

wrong bracket, that looks like the Pringles emoji

Matt otm, go to the pub!

in the pub now.

some *banging* house music playing.

*awful

fortunately my housemate lol will be back soon.