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Lol secret vote

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:16 (six years ago)

He humiliates them daily. They’re blackmailed into being spineless supplicants because all their voters (inexplicably) love Trump.

― treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:16 (six years ago)

Wooooooow @ that Trump clip. He's finally just...all the way gone, huh.

― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:17 (six years ago)

Its very explicable

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:17 (six years ago)

Those who are retiring could theoretically be like "Whatcha gonna do? Primary me?" and vote their conscience.

A nice fantasy. It would give me good cheer if it happens even once.

― Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:18 (six years ago)

as far as i'm concerned, he's not the president of the united states anymore.

NAH, NAH NAH NAAAAAAH, NAAAAH.

― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:19 (six years ago)

*punches narrator in the face as soon as he appears*

― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:19 (six years ago)

is the "Okay everybody, thanks a lot, hope you enjoyed it" button that trumpity puts on the end of his lil' press talks a new development? it just ups the absurdity factor so much.

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:22 (six years ago)

lol Trump trying to just wish away Pelosi like

http://www.rod-serling.com/images/screenshot/goodlife_400x300.jpg

― A breezy pop-rock feel fairly typical of the mid-'80s (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:23 (six years ago)

The great tragicomedy of Trump's presidency is that if he was willing/able to be a little flexible, to try and learn the ropes just a smidge, to surround himself with competent advisors, and I mean just to exert the most minute amount of effort imaginable, he could have really gotten some sinister-ass shit done. But instead he's a dumbfuck who insists on shooting himself in the dick and complaining about how unfair it is that he keeps getting shot in the dick.

― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:24 (six years ago)

Whistleblower complaint being delivered to Senate this afternoon.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:26 (six years ago)

Note to those in close physical proximity to the president: now might be a good time to introduce him to the bottle.

― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:28 (six years ago)

He'd probably just stick his dick in the bottle.

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:34 (six years ago)

It would be funny to show up to, like, one of my local spots to grab a beer with Trump as a guest. So l, if you’re listening Trump, open invitation

― treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:36 (six years ago)

He probably wouldn’t be well received

― treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:37 (six years ago)

― Evan, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:38 (six years ago)

He should spend his post presidency in Williamsburg

― treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:39 (six years ago)

This feels somewhat surreal, like Capone getting brought down for tax evasion instead of the worse crimes committed.

― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:39 (six years ago)

Just responding to old lunch’s post abt introducing trump to alcohol in the hopes that it accelerates his unraveling

― treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:39 (six years ago)

Just wait until he passes out after a beer and a half and then have someone give him a full-sized tat of Hillary's face on his own face. Classic night out.

― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:40 (six years ago)

HE RAN A FRAUDULENT UNIVERSITY!

― DJI, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:40 (six years ago)

HIS ENTIRE ADULT LIFE HAS BEEN AN UNENDING KALEIDOSCOPE OF FRAUD!

― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:41 (six years ago)

FRAUDULENT STEAKS

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:42 (six years ago)

hi!

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:43 (six years ago)

HE IS THE TACKIEST MAN IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE

― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:07 (six years ago)

Isn't that a Magnetic Fields song?

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:09 (six years ago)

Rhetorically speaking, how can Barr not now recuse?

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:12 (six years ago)

Zelensky next to Trump looks like Peter Lorre seated next to Sydney Greenstreet.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:14 (six years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFVPuZGWwAEPj6z?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:16 (six years ago)

https://www.unilad.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Hagrid-and-Harry-A.jpg

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:17 (six years ago)

Hey I ordered the IMPEACHMENTBURGER goddammit!

But other Senate Republicans, allied with Trump, were dismissive. “Wow. Impeachment over this?” Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.) tweeted. “What a nothing (non-quid pro quo) burger.”

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:17 (six years ago)

Rhetorically speaking, how can Barr not now recuse?

blatant conflicts of interest only matter if you're a Democrat

― frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:22 (six years ago)

The presser has started, he's on Xanax.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:29 (six years ago)

He sounds tiiiiiiiiired.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:30 (six years ago)

He's like the drunkest teetotaller ever.

― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:31 (six years ago)

MSNC reporting that Senate Intelligence Committee has a copy of the whistleblower's complaint.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:31 (six years ago)

At this point it barely matters what the complaint says. It can only make things worse.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:32 (six years ago)

it's funny watching the counter for "House Democrats Support an Inquiry" gradually rise throughout the past day or two at NYT. currently up to 212 of 235.

― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:32 (six years ago)

At this point it barely matters what the complaint says. It can only make things worse.

― Josh in Chicago

part one is not true, part two is

― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:33 (six years ago)

We'll see!

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:33 (six years ago)

lol, nice trump callback!

― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:33 (six years ago)

*deafening helicopter blades*

"lo-, [indecipherable] trump call[indecipherable]!"

― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:34 (six years ago)

Is he gonna bring up 'The Lovers'?

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:35 (six years ago)

Insults won't get him out of this.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:35 (six years ago)

omg he is so fucked up there

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:35 (six years ago)

I wonder what the size of the font he's reading is.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:37 (six years ago)

lol MSNBC has interrupted the press conference to contradict Trump's lies. Never seen that!

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:37 (six years ago)

So many sniffs...

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:38 (six years ago)

Oh shit, if Clinton had won we would have been #2. #2!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:38 (six years ago)

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