PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

xp oh yeah good point, sorry.

xp to gyac
I thought Cox won that encounter with Bazza hands down. It was a bad performance of anger straight from the Jess Phillips school of parliamentary histrionics imo

we have some very good contenders for what to call this parliament but The Dead Parliament will take some beating

an aside: wrong skills. as a conman he is extremely good at persuading marks, but any footage or reports of him talking to actual people in a room, going back decades, consistently fails to find him reading it.

"And where are they now?"

"Didn't expect that reaction, but that's okay."

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic),

Ha fair enough, I'll take the reading a room assertion back. I could sorta say something like there are rooms beside the one he's currently in, but then thats something different so I'll take it back!

I'm sticking with him being an effective communicator though, opponents and allies alike, we get what he's saying. Even if the individual pieces make no sense, the overall message hits

Big fan of Kenyans analyzing Britain the way Brits analyze them pic.twitter.com/yFm3Y2FLsI

— Ben Coates (@bencoates1) September 25, 2019

mark s otm about Dick Emery, although his name might have some slight currency with Sun readers because of the name of the 'new' Arsenal manager (Unai Emery) and jokes around that, and of course Ooh ... You Are Awful was also the title of the Dick Emery spin-off film, shown regularly on TV even after the series itself had finished (although I imagine its now been some time since it has had a terrestrial TV screening).

:D :D :D Kenyan foreign correspondents, you love to see it

absolutely delighted at FOM passing.

and to add to AF’s post this is a beauty:

#BREAKING: African envoys urge UK government to abide by court ruling; warn that the UK could be suspended from the Commonwealth should the government continue to subvert democracy. #Brexit

— gathara (@gathara) September 24, 2019

I feel like Emery’s catchphrase had some currency for a long time after the show ended. I’d guess anyone in their thirties who watches TV is likely to have heard it a couple of times even if they don’t know exactly where it’s from.

Look forward to them announcing leaving the EU with a big front page saying “I’m Free!”, campaigning for immigration restrictions with “Shut That Door”, etc

I assume The Cun has already Photoshopped a fez onto Corbyn and branded him Commie Tooper - get real Mein Secretario, abolishing our brave toff schools would not happen just like that

warn that the UK could be suspended from the Commonwealth should the government continue to subvert democracy.

lolol

The dcms questions on Hacker House, Jennifer Arcuri’s company, were a total shambles.

Matt Warman, DCMS Minister just claimed in Parliament that Hacker House operates in UK because it has a UK telephone number

I just tried it 020 8123 1379

Lady with US accent "Hacker House"

Me "What time is it?"

Her "5:30am'

Me "Where?"

Her: "California"@LaylaMoran

— Brian Wernham 🕷️ (@BrianUkulele) September 25, 2019

. @tom_watson asks why "Hacker House seems to have disappeared" as its website appears offline

— Cat Neilan (@CatNeilan) September 25, 2019

As @tom_watson suggests, it looks like @myhackerhouse has ‘taken the money and run’. - our money, £100,000 of it. Or has ‘UK’ cyber-security specialist Hacker House just been , eh, hacked? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/j48hfYqz3h

— Slimshady (@Slimshady1961) September 25, 2019

Yeah, he's doing well in making sure this doesn't go unnoticed amidst yesterdays ruling.

can we keep Deputy Leader but change its name to Top Sleazehound pls

jen williams is at her worst writing about the labour party but this is somewhat interesting as A Take anyway https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/things-learned-one-weirdest-labour-16978855

Lol:

More bollocks from a 'senior government source.' Client journalism. https://t.co/wJgkgrpzo9

— Peter Oborne (@OborneTweets) September 25, 2019

the 'parliament has not been prorogued' line from hale has this incredible spellcasting quality to it - waving my wand! zip! zoop! 'when the royal commissioners walked into the House of Lords it was as if they walked in with a blank sheet of paper'.. i mean, it's just amazing. she, or rather the law, can 1) go back in time 2) erase pieces of paper. though actually it didn't need to.. because it had been like that ALL THE TIME we just didn't know it. it's like the vision of god being in all places and in all times at once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRgwr_4l6BE

It's a perfect performative utterance.

I'm guessing for that little show today Bazza had to think of something like the impotent rage he felt when a cheque he received from Kier Construction bounced after he'd been hard lobbying for them .. but it failed because he got totally mugged off by Cox. I notice some of my local MP's are sharing a truncated version of that video!

TBF the only thing that could stop Geoffrey Cox at full pelt would be Brian Blessed giving it the hairdryer treatment, but sadly the latter is not an MP.

hah! I sometimes wonder how he speaks in normal situations like at a deli counter or something.

Helpfully, you can see close approximations of BB having perfectly normal interactions with the wider public in his episode of Who Do You Think You Are?

I can't imagine Cox in normal interaction mode but hopefully the wanker will just be a minor footnote in UK political history and have prefix "discraced" for the rest of his career - although a lucrative future in voice-over is assured

the 'parliament has not been prorogued' line from hale has this incredible spellcasting quality to it - waving my wand! zip! zoop! 'when the royal commissioners walked into the House of Lords it was as if they walked in with a blank sheet of paper'.. i mean, it's just amazing. she, or rather the law, can 1) go back in time 2) erase pieces of paper. though actually it didn't need to.. because it had been like that ALL THE TIME we just didn't know it. it's like the vision of god being in all places and in all times at once.

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, September 25, 2019 8:12 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I mean The Law in the English tradition has always been about magic words, hasn't it?

including USA in this characterization obviously, like the advent of the SovCit/Freeman-on-the-land cultism is an outgrowth of the magicwordyness of it all

What pic.twitter.com/DqzfxupHUV

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) September 25, 2019

When your dreams are literally shattered pic.twitter.com/twUeo8zRnH

— Admiral Ackbars Memoriam (@GhostofAckbar) September 25, 2019

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/25/grants-shapps-lifts-sections-of-speech-from-chris-grayling

Lol fucking hell

At the beginning of his statement, Shapps appears to have followed Grayling’s text almost to the letter, simply substituting Thomas Cook for Monarch and adjusting numbers.

“With your permission, I would like to make a statement about the steps the government have been taking to support those affected by the collapse of Monarch Airlines Thomas Cook, in particular the 110,000 150,000 passengers left abroad without a flight back to the UK and the almost 2,0009,000 people who have lost their jobs.”

The Iran debate is predictably awful - including Raab brushing off a question about Trump’s role in escalation - but I definitely laughed when Graham Jones started a question with a big thing about how he’d just come back from KSA on a trip paid by them and hadn’t had a chance to declare it yet and...Bercow interrupted him to say that there was limited to time & hurry up and ask the question.

So Boris says, "Do Your Worst, Bring On The VONC", calls an election and wins it. Huzzah!

― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:10 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Boris has been reading this thread.

Nor is there any guarantee that he merely lurks.

pointless statement

Boris is so crap.

god I hate the sound of braying tory bastards

They actually applauded the lying sack of shit.

They actually applauded the lying sack of shit.

Why wouldn't they?

Have you never watched the House of Commons before?

Oh fuck, Jess Phillips, I'm out of here.

she'll want to outdo big Bazza who is the hero of the day (oddly for wetting his pants and getting pwned by Cox).

There ways Jess Phillips versus Alexandra Phillips FITE! in front of a reporter today, the only time I’ve ever wanted JP to backhand someone (AP said through interruptions that she was ‘trying to elucidate facts for your benefit’ or similar and JP got a ‘yeah right’ under that, so AP called her rude while aggressively pointing at JP).

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFVNb_OWwAA6llY?format=jpg&name=large

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A thread on the Jennifer Arcuri & Boris Johnson story & why it’s a bigger scandal than you think.

Where to start?

The press are reporting that she is a “business woman” or a “model”.

Wrong. When she met Boris Johnson, Jennifer had just....

— Nick🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@nicktolhurst) September 25, 2019

Have you never watched the House of Commons before?

Yep, seen it a couple of times. Saw some people applauding a lying sack of shit

Yeah, you just did. You don't get applause in the House of Commons after statements to the House - especially not pisspoor ones.

No i didn't see this one, only read about it here! This was some other times, though maybe it was cheering not applause. Definitely a lying sack of shit was speaking though

I think a lot SNP MPs, new to the House, applauded a speech once and people were like, "What are they doing?"

I saw Matthew Parris interviewed earlier and he was adamant that it was this Jennifer Arcuri business that would be Boris' downfall not proroguing Parliament.

somebody just been sitting on this story for an opportune moment?