PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

What he REALLY meant is that the crag is Tartarus-like, you allegorically-challenged pissant peasants. Another win for our philosopher-king.

The fact he might be impeached over a phone call (he probably won't) doesn't mean Trump isn't effective at cutting through to people.

Trump is a reliable goalscorer capable 25-30 goals a season. The fact he got dispossessed over this phone call thing doesn't change that, regardless of whether the impeachers even get anywhere with it, which seems unlikely

Good at playing to a crowd, bad at intrigue. I don't see a contradiction there.

Now that everything is a metaphor for Brexit, take a minute to enjoy Thomas Bernhard's story Disappointed Englishman from The Voice Imitator (1978). pic.twitter.com/vN0Ah7Whar

— Andy Miller (@i_am_mill_i_am) September 25, 2019

All these things he's effective at are because he finds them very easy to do without much work required. That's the difference.

Raw talent, you can't coach it

The remaining motions are being moved at Labour conference today, including the immigration one.

Cllr Dora Dixon-Fyle speaking in favour of the immigration motion at #Lab19: there are "legitimate concerns" about immigration - people are concerned about being locked up, denied basic social care and a basic democratic voice because of punitive immigration policy 👏👏👏👏

— Maya Goodfellow (@MayaGoodfellow) September 25, 2019

katy balls w the blistering take that BJ’s humiliation is good actually

good re labour immigration motion - let’s end the dog whistle triangulation on that please

FFS at that labour against the witch hunt event

chuck a grenade into that witch hunt event, pure trash the lot of them.

I see Sky are running helicopter coverage of Boris’s convoy, like he’s OJ or something

white bojo

All this and Grant Shapps on Thomas Cook too

There will be five oral statements today on:

1) Thomas Cook update - Grant Shapps
2) Brexit readiness and operation yellow hammer - Michael Gove
3) Iran Update - Dominic Raab
4) Update to Parliament - PM
5) Business Statement - Leader of the House

Awaiting news in UQs

— Labour Whips (@labourwhips) September 25, 2019

And

Two UQs:
1) Joanna Cherry to ask @Geoffrey_Cox to make a statement on his legal opinion on the advice given to Her Majesty the Queen to prorogue 2) Layla Moran to ask S/S DCMS on payments made by her Dept to Hacker House, and on how her Dept manages possible conflicts of interest https://t.co/35GMwenPvK

— Labour Whips (@labourwhips) September 25, 2019

This is good not bad:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/sep/25/labour-green-new-deal

The reality is the science demands a pathway to net-zero emissions by 2030. If that isn’t possible within the current system, then it’s the system that needs to go, not the target.

so fucking glad to see this finally being discussed in the media

Move over Ugandan discussions

The American businesswoman who received thousands in public money after becoming close friends with has insisted to friends that he only visited her flat for private ‘technology’ lessons.

Jennifer Arcuri, 34 is said to have denied she had a relationship with the former mayor.

The pole-dancing ex-model explained his repeated daytime visits by saying he just wanted to ‘be hip’ and learn about computers. Married Mr Johnson, 55, faces demands to justify the public grants and favours given to the entrepreneur.

sounds legit

Labour conference passed the free movement motion!

This was the full text for anyone who hasn’t seen

Here is the final version of our motion which we are hoping to pass at #Lab19. Vote for composite 20!

👇👇🏽👇🏿 pic.twitter.com/HM0YZTFhfh

— Labour for Free Mvmt (@labfreemvmt) September 24, 2019

Excellent

That's very good.

Good! And it's not like the bigots were voting Labour anyway

*applause*

'close all detention centres' hell yes

I’ve been impressed by some of the young delegates who’ve spoken this year, there was a 17 year old delegate from Haringey who spoke up about how she’d joined Labour to fight cuts & a lot of the more radical policies have been driven by younger factions. It’s really great to see young leftists energised and winning.

labour leftists: young, energised and winning!

my conference motion to have the horrible goose elected deputy leader was thrown out

so much for the gentler, goosier politics

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFTZes6WsAAvkNt?format=jpg&name=large
Enjoying today’s order paper with all the VSs

#TechnologyLessons pic.twitter.com/cdfrec2Fqa

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) September 25, 2019

Cox is such a drag to listen to

I’m glad his appeal is lost on someone else. Question about the payments to Jennifer Acuri at/around 12.15 👀

His bust-up with his current bird was about a laptop wasn't it? I'm sensing a pattern here.

:)

Cox: "This parliament is a dead parliament. It has no moral right to sit on these green benches."

Cox on a real YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH trip here

Dead Parliament Sketch

Dire.

Oliver Letwin question could prove important.

Asks A-G to rule out further prorogation. He doesn’t do that.

There’s potentially a gap for the Government.

Prorogue Parliament c 10/10. Queen’s Speech 14/10. It falls, government falls. General election. Poll post Brexit day.

— Theo Usherwood (@theousherwood) September 25, 2019

I saw the Sun front page and lol at their admitting they have no readers under 60 years old by referencing Dick Emery

Really happy to see that free movement motion.

all those against? no hands go up. this would have been unimaginable under miliband even

Scenes from #Lab19 floor when the @labfreemvmt motion passed.

Labour now has possibly the most radical, socialist policy on immigration it has ever had. We're making history.

Well done to all the legends who campaigned with us. Especially when saying these things was unpopular. pic.twitter.com/zz5LtqolLA

— Ana Oppenheim🌹 (@AnaOpp) September 25, 2019

i'm fairly certain that analysis by theo usherwood is rubbish

amazing conference - party has knocked it out the park

You need 25 working days to hold an election. Theo Usherwood is talking shit.

they certainly knocked baggymp out of the park

Usherwood works for LBC so what do you expect

He’s the clown who let Steve Bannon on air and was then appalled at Bannon’s behaviour.

Now officially in the bin: pic.twitter.com/zEvRiYdLRk

— Labour for Free Mvmt (@labfreemvmt) September 25, 2019

The fucking GALL of this government pontificating about morals!