PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Omg he’s listening now
https://www.last.fm/user/baggymp

After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang out
After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang out
We're gonna cause talk and suspicion
Give an exhibition
Find out what it is all about

Representing the blue(s) labour wing

"I've Always Been Lonely"
"The Beginning of the End"

you okay hun?

He actively chooses to listen to Kasabian ffs

Kasabian represent the values of ordinary, patriotic Labour voters, not extremists

Landfill indie for the many not the few

OMG he's on a blues binge. You alright Tom?

"Woke up this mornin'/ found the role of Deputy Leader of the Labour Party was bein' abolished"

I thought the fellow Suzy mentioned as Corbyn's speechwriter was the guy from Kasabian

he sports a disgraceful Wellender so is probably suspect

Okay, finally realised who Dominic Cummings reminds me of too. pic.twitter.com/6y3XAiZf27

— I (@trevorbastard) September 24, 2019

The Queen to receive the death penalty for treason for her role in Johnson's Plot later today. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this

— Horace Goodwill, tonicke purveyor (@eff_hey) September 24, 2019

Nice.

god i wish

Baggymp clearly lurks here, he was listening to I Shot the Sheriff. Hi Tom!

and “let’s work together”

fs tom laying it on a bit thick like

Sky News has seen documents which suggest attorney general Geoffrey Cox advised the Government proroguing Parliament was legal

— Sky News Breaking (@SkyNewsBreak) September 24, 2019

can't wait to hear his resignation speech in that hilariously pompous stentorian voice of his

cox out

I strongly suspect that this is exactly like the legal advice over Iraq. Everything is arguably legal until a judge tells you it isn’t. You provide the best argument you can for the decision the government has already taken.

The rule of bad Twitter QCs continues

As the PM says, we will respect the SC’s judgment, the judicial process and Rule of Law, even though the Gov’t respectfully disagrees with the Court’s decision. The Gov’t will deliver Brexit on 31st Oct, levelling up our education system, investing in the NHS and cutting crime.

— Robert Buckland QC MP (@RobertBuckland) September 24, 2019

lovely replies here

If you’re a young journalist at a major UK newspaper who’s been told to spend the afternoon digging up dirt on Supreme Court judges – from where their kids go to school, to whether they like idk French cheese – remember…… you don’t need to do that.

— Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 (@MarkDiStef) September 24, 2019

when famous tinyman & hater of assad apologists 0z k has a more reasonable take than you... time to log off

New: Boris Johnson has been given two weeks by London’s assembly to explain his relationship with an American entrepreneur who received up to £126,000 in public funds during the prime minister’s eight-year tenure as mayor of the UK capital. https://t.co/Hq6PNVZQOj

— Laura Hughes (@Laura_K_Hughes) September 24, 2019

guys I found a party w a confusing brexit policy

The Prime Minister must resign to make way for an emergency Government that can stop a No Deal Brexit. The @LibDems will keep fighting for People’s Vote and to stop Brexit altogether. https://t.co/0YTRHpgFpA

— Jo Swinson (@joswinson) September 24, 2019

God, I hate Katy Balls! That posh voice, that equine face.

Watching spoech post-mortem now.

Dangerous and wrong-headed international interventions have also exacerbated community tensions at home. When Boris Johnson compared Muslim women to letterboxes or bank robbers, it wasn’t a flippant comment, it was calculated to play on people’s fears. Displays of racism, Islamophobia or antisemitism are not signs of strength, but of weakness.

*applauds*

So word on the (Downing) street is that No. 10 leaked Geoffrey Cox's advice on the prorogation to deflect attention from Bozo and provide a convenient scapegoat.

meanwhile matt nails it

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFP5IFRX4AAmPDf?format=png

i agree with the man with cock and balls for a face

Trump also said that Johnson was “doing a really good job” and that he was going to make “really great progress in October and November”.

“October,” Johnson insisted, referring to his Brexit deadline.

No progress in November.

It’s egress that matters

Great call on @lbc just now.

MAN: “I just want to thank you Nigel, for all you’ve done for British politics. I was an ardent remainer. I voted remain. Until one moment that changed it all”

FARAGE: “Wow. And what was that moment?”

MAN: “I got kicked in the head by a horse.”

— Danny Wallace 🇪🇺 (@dannywallace) September 24, 2019

I'm glad your constitutional crisis didn't last more than a couple weeks

lol it's been going since 1688

The clip for those wondering! pic.twitter.com/XhmrKsk4RU

— Jos Pink (@Jpiinks) September 24, 2019

Final perfect ending to the Gapes self-own from last night

🤷🏿‍♀️https://t.co/67GTcsW0Os

— Diane Abbott (@HackneyAbbott) September 24, 2019

i thought the erroneous apostrophe was part of his grammar lesson, but wtf do I know!

He was just having Germanic thoughts.

If we must have a new thread then "kicked in the head by a horse" is the only possible title

Leader only capitalised when referring to Gary Glitter iirc

Newsnight trying hard to make this about the Labour Party and the opposition parties, bless 'em.

it's not as terrible as i was anticipating but no laura k package yet

hilary benn is a joke

laura k on news at ten was a nightmare.

Who's the woman calling in on video? Her teeth scare me.

brexit party lunatic.

oh yes laura k's usually on the 10.

emily maitlis has completely misheard her largely rubbish guests at least twice

claire fox, former communist party/living marxism now brexit party.

Thanks, that's quite the career path.

there’s a whole tangled ratking of stuff around spiked/living marxism that others here are better at unpicking that’s past of that trajectory.