PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

yeah surely there's no way they've not prepared for this scenario?

can't tell if sarcasm or not anymore

It’s 7.20 in NYC, wonder when we’re gonna see Boris Johnson?

The PM was scheduled to make what had been billed as the major Brexit-related speech of the two-day trip at about 8am (1pm BST), telling US business leader and investors about how the country would change after departure.

That popcorn gif thing.

Parliament should reopen but as a jazz club

Silver lining for Boris: no one's talking about the taxpayers' moolah he directed towards his erstwhile girlfriend now

Our next PM, Kenneth Clarke would approve of that idea. (xp)

Other than his mistresses' pregnancies, idk how much about Johnson is genuinely unplanned but time will tell, i guess.

Bercow should open singing the Frasier theme song

Tories not panicking at all 🥶 pic.twitter.com/H6IkobtYnW

— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) September 24, 2019

Silver lining for Boris: no one's talking about the taxpayers' moolah he directed towards his erstwhile girlfriend now

was thinking this too

Just arrived in House of Commons Speakers office thinks we will sit tomorrow at 11am. pic.twitter.com/j5ar24D82v

— Barry Sheerman (@BarrySheerman) September 24, 2019

That story was broken with the knowledge this decision was likely to come up so perhaps there is more of it in the pipeline. xps

Someone's desperate for ratings

@afneil
Now preparing to present a BBC1 News Special at 7pm tonight. We will bring you all the latest news and analysis following today’s historic Supreme Court decision.
11:20 AM · Sep 24, 2019

No, they still are, it’s definitely gonna be on the printout when he’s forced to say CHECK PLEASE

Idk it’s one thing to philander, but using public money like this? That’s still controversial, even in this post-norm age.

BBC missing a trick by not combining their news special with Strictly - It Takes Two to create a 2 tour extravaganza of sequins, self-promotion and subverting the constitution

Too late, Amanda...that genius Brigden has things to say, naturally.

‘We need Boris to be strong, it’s the worst possible outcome for our democracy’ says pro-Brexit MP Andrew Bridgen

Supreme Court rules the PM’s decision to suspend Parliament was unlawful.https://t.co/9JFoleqs1E pic.twitter.com/7mddfNvZEj

— Victoria Derbyshire (@VictoriaLIVE) September 24, 2019

Bridgen otm, a strong Boris is indeed the worst possible outcome for our democracy.

got to say, big fan of these govt lads

don't think we need be too concerned about the possibility of a strong boris tbh

Time to wheel out Mark Francois I reckons.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/03/05/11/10597698-6772341-image-a-32_1551786081731.jpg

Among my not very political but not very pro-Boris workmates this is being talked off solely as Boris, personally, lying to the Queen and to the country.

^^^BOAK

more dignity in lying to the queen than bending a knee to her imo

guillotine them both, it's the only way to be sure

(also lol at the distinctly posh-looking watch boris is wearing in that alarming running pic)

He bears more than a passing resemblance to Alex Jones in that pic.

Unrelated but

80% of ethnic minorities vote Labour and 1 in 5 Labour voters are BAME. Yet @faizashaheen is the only woman of colour to be selected in England across over 100 seats, no black women have been selected across the UK and no new black males were selected in 2017 #LabourConference

— jenn (@ScottishJenn_) September 24, 2019

Yeah, I've often wondered about this. I assume it's based on the notion that 'there are more pressing concerns', repeated ad nauseam until nothing changes.

unintended bonus - no tom watson speech this avo

poor the twatson :(

Will keep an extra keen eye on BagGymp's lastfm tonight

That’s Matt’s territory, have some respect please

watson's baggy, there's room for all of us

I encourage all regular posters and lurkers, regardless of temperament, to flag the dishonourable gentleman’s post.

an appalling attack on my freedom of speech tbh

when will the supreme court weigh in on people who jack off to feet

— wint (@dril) July 8, 2014

xp Twatson's evening listening: https://open.spotify.com/user/baggymp

Probably not 'Tom Labour Party Conference' or 'Election Road Trip' - maybe this needs a poll?

Love2 see the Deputy Leader of the Opposition Shazam'ing Sizzla tunes though

Omg he’s listening now
https://www.last.fm/user/baggymp

After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang out
After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang out
We're gonna cause talk and suspicion
Give an exhibition
Find out what it is all about

Representing the blue(s) labour wing

"I've Always Been Lonely"
"The Beginning of the End"

you okay hun?

He actively chooses to listen to Kasabian ffs

Kasabian represent the values of ordinary, patriotic Labour voters, not extremists

Landfill indie for the many not the few

OMG he's on a blues binge. You alright Tom?

"Woke up this mornin'/ found the role of Deputy Leader of the Labour Party was bein' abolished"

I thought the fellow Suzy mentioned as Corbyn's speechwriter was the guy from Kasabian