PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

she does well to cope with stage 3 rigor mortis and talking on live tv

Good morning

I want someone to look at me the way Laura Kuenssberg looks at Boris when he gives a speech. pic.twitter.com/Irwgzs0mjS

— Joshua Funnell 🌹 (@JoshuaFunnell2) September 19, 2019

they have definitely fucked

and it was hawwwwwwwt

Excellent:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/labour-plan-army-social-welfare-20100959

Lost in showbiz is a satire column in the G2 section if you're reading that without context.

That should be xped back to François becoming a celebrity. It's supposed to be a joke not serious.
But Channel 4 did do similar with Faraday a few years ago. Had him turn up as a taking head in things like gosh weren't the 70s funny or whatever it was called. Normalised someone who should ideally have remained marginalised for dodgy politics.

That's Channel 4 with Farage when my phone isn't autocorrecting

they have definitely fucked

― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara),

Sir, this is a Maplins

Lol remember this the next time the Telegraph is handwringing about Labour being the real racists. (Along with the time they published a Soros conspiracy theory straight out of Órban’s rhetoric.)

The Daily Telegraph removes the op-ed by the Nazi apologist after asked questions by Jewish News. https://t.co/f4HVhWI4ht

— Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 (@MarkDiStef) September 19, 2019

hang on. what was "BRIXTON ENDEAVOURS LIMITED", which changed its name to "Centre for Countering Digital Hate" in August 2019? pic.twitter.com/70WbXZDXR3

— 📻 Planxty Art Bell (@nailheadparty) September 19, 2019

good Labour right conspiracy thread on the hateful bullshit people behind Centre for Countering Digital Hate

the MD ran Liz kendall's leadership campaign

the CCDH share office space with a firm of debt collectors. i don’t draw any conclusions from that, it’s just funny

— 📻 Planxty Art Bell (@nailheadparty) September 19, 2019

awesome, Linda Papadopoulos, star of The Most Annoying Pop Moments... We Hate to Love and Celebrity Fit Club USA is on the team

I like howLammy is telling S Heritage(lol) to stfu and not preach to a black person on how they are supposed to deal with racist arseholes on social media.

Stuart Heritage

Simon Hedges

makes u think!

pretty sure Heritage is the spoof out of those two

an interesting point is that Hedges doesn't follow him

he's even too on the nose for parody account inspiration

Heritage as long game parody persona would be great but i suppose i just have to reconcile myself to living in a world where he's real and has an audience

Fuck, the streets of sapporo are full of gammon with cauliflower ears. Take them back.

anyway it looks like Kwasi Kwarteng needs to send for the Centre for Countering Digital Hate Lulz this morning

hard to believe another Tory MP could be cancelled, what has he done?

Government Minister @KwasiKwarteng suggests an independent inquiry into Islamophobia in the Conservative Party is underway but isn't able to give details of it #r4today | https://t.co/Lo9SV2z04D | @MishalHusain pic.twitter.com/n88UTQFdCY

— BBC Radio 4 Today (@BBCr4today) September 20, 2019

Lost in showbiz is a satire column in the G2 section if you're reading that without context.

― Stevolende, Friday, 20 September 2019 bookmarkflaglink

Doesn't work even the in that context, and in a place where the current PM has cashed in from just this kind of thing. She didn't appear to mention BJ (from my brief skim).

also it was written like shit and not funny or satirical

xxp oh god that's so terrible I had to stop it after 20 seconds, good job Kwasi

apparently he bullshitted badly on a range of subjects but that one's a beaut

even when he's got time and space and full editorial control to make radio programs about the BE he still talks lots of specious bullshit

that's his role, to bluster and bullshit and say "Look..." in a condescending Etonian manner. He was May's chief apologist and is doing the same for Johnson.

I like howLammy is telling S Heritage(lol) to stfu and not preach to a black person on how they are supposed to deal with racist arseholes on social media.

very summery action.

Kwarteng is another one who's been found out - proving that having been at Eton and sounding like you've got a poker up your arse is not enough.

but i'll take it

Eton, Cambridge and Harvard and he doesn't seem to even know how to use the word "summary", or, for that matter, it's meaning?

The skill there, and it is a an important one to master if you want to be in this gov, is sayong he was surprised that tories could be Islamaphobes without throwing his hands up and going "well, of course they're fucking Islamaphobes, have you ever been to a party meeting, fucks sake..."

The comments under that tweet are beyond satire.

Unless you're planning to blow planes out of the sky, then I have no interest in you.

— wend (@wendypeg6) September 20, 2019

I don’t know whether Kwasi is still in a relationship with Amber Rudd, but he definitely was at one point.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EE1PMl_WkAENiw7.jpg

what's on the far left guy's ipod

he doesn't look far left to me

Sometimes I wonder if the greatest gift to world peace would be a cure for male-pattern baldness.

Apparently it's Sir Mark Alexander Popham Carleton-Smith who is a member of the Chelsea Arts Club.

https://img.youtube.com/vi/M84iALuCgQI/mqdefault.jpg

Presumably doing his hilarious impression of Corporal Jones.

hang on. what was "BRIXTON ENDEAVOURS LIMITED", which changed its name to "Centre for Countering Digital Hate" in August 2019? pic.twitter.com/70WbXZDXR3

— 📻 Planxty Art Bell (@nailheadparty) September 19, 2019

daniel sturridge has gone to brixton

Pretty big protest for St. Andrews today: mostly school kids rather than the students, but they looked well prepared and organised. I didn’t join them because I’d just got a pint and a dram, to my shame.

Sometimes a dram is needed more than a bit of the old drama

^^^ trenchant social commentary

Climate strike protest happening everywhere today. Is that what St Andrews protest ties in to?

Yes, it was just a part of that, I was just impressed by them, as someone who had the protest kicked out of him by the Iraqi war. One thing protests are useful for is that they stop you feeling so alone and powerless. I hope that these kids will get something out of it, and carry it on to their adulthood.