is it professional misconduct for a guardian journalist to badmouth another guardian journalist on a public messageboard?
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 13:30 (seventeen years ago)
No, I don't think so.
― Alba, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 13:33 (seventeen years ago)
Categorically not. We're all citizen journalists now anyway, aren't we?
A career is all very well, but it can never match the sheer joy of seeing a little face crack into a wide smile just because you've walked into the room
Well, a career dealing ecstasy to dwarves covers all bases then, doesn't it? Next.
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 13:54 (seventeen years ago)
i was gonna say, that happens all the time in my career
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 13:56 (seventeen years ago)
is it professional misconduct for a whatever-the-hell-marcello-does to spend this much of their time save-a-ho'ing on the internets?
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 13:58 (seventeen years ago)
Is it professional misconduct for me to be spending so much time fucking all your mums?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 13:59 (seventeen years ago)
(Sorry, just keeping with the general tone here)
For them it is.
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:04 (seventeen years ago)
Grimly F's post is funny!
'A career is all very well' - what a daft, sleepily vague thing to say.
― the pinefox, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:07 (seventeen years ago)
and people wonder why so few women post on ilx.
oh well, carry on with the dismal cocktail of misogyny and envy, gentlemen.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:07 (seventeen years ago)
That reminds me: Happy rang for you. He wants another 100 pills. Oh, and Dopey wants a nine-bar, Sneezy wants six grams and Doc reckons he's come up with something that'll blow everyone's minds.
xpost
the dismal cocktail of misogyny and envy
Shit, yeh: Grumpy wanted some of that, too.
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:09 (seventeen years ago)
Sorry I was away, I've been wolf-whistling at random women in the street. Did I miss anything?
― Bueller is a douche (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:13 (seventeen years ago)
What are you Marcello, a lesbian or something?
― Local Garda, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:15 (seventeen years ago)
GUYS. Enough of the messenger-shooting and the LOL ironic sexism OK?
― bad hijab (suzy), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:17 (seventeen years ago)
What's Dingbod a messenger of, apart from Godwin's Law?
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:20 (seventeen years ago)
suzy otm
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:23 (seventeen years ago)
on basically everything wrt this article
i don't think i even mind the tone so much
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:24 (seventeen years ago)
When the women did appear on the thread (someone alerted us and I had to drop my Knitting A Uterus class to intervene) Marcello happened to side with our comments. Also the next man who invokes 'save-a-ho' ought to be set upon by Erinyes who'll ensure he's wearing his nuts for earrings.
― bad hijab (suzy), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:26 (seventeen years ago)
Marcello calling people "Taliban" for disagreeing with him is not very helpful IMHO.
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)
And that's regardless of the merits or otherwise of any poster's arguments.
The latest piece is much less inflammatory than the first one, but stuff like this: the dramatic arc of all TV dramas, of all rom-coms, is dependent on someone becoming pregnant and finding true happiness as a consequence is patently pish.
― Bueller is a douche (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:29 (seventeen years ago)
clearly lots of ilxors would be happy if the guardian had no women writers so the taliban comparison is justified.
clearly lots of ilxors would be happy if they were guardian writers but after years of sniping at mostly female guardian writers instead of, um, getting off their arses and doing something about writing for the guardian (or anywhere else for that matter), this is unlikely to happen.
qed.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:35 (seventeen years ago)
I'm going to pitch them a column - as Will Thisdo - lambasting, like, everyone for the prevailing definition of "interesting, cool guy" as a guy who is either single or divorced.
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:37 (seventeen years ago)
Dude, they've already got Tim Dowling. He's even American.
― bad hijab (suzy), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:38 (seventeen years ago)
i have never seen such dreadful mis-use of the term 'clearly' than on this thread
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:40 (seventeen years ago)
xpost to Marcello: Dude, I had my chance to work at The Guardian a long time ago and decided against it: I wanted to stay in Scotland. You having fun there building your little collection of straw men today?
As for "no women writers": no rubbish writers of either sex would be nice, but that ain't gonna happen on any paper ever. The Guardian, mercifully, has enough good ones to make it worth reading.
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:42 (seventeen years ago)
xp and QED as well!
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:44 (seventeen years ago)
(Also: I can't speak for my subconscious processes, but the writer's gender is one of the last things I consciously consider when I'm reading a piece/ranting about how shit it is on ILX. Maybe that's because I'm a lazy patriarch who doesn't worry enough about gender politics, but hey. Like I say, I try to be an equal-opportunities arsehole.)
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:45 (seventeen years ago)
Of course, it's okay for Dingbod to go on about how rubbish he thinks Alexis Petridis is more or less every week cos he's a bloke!
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:47 (seventeen years ago)
B-but he's got a girl's name?!?
― Bueller is a douche (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:49 (seventeen years ago)
What are you, a member of the Taliban or something?
― Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:50 (seventeen years ago)
Suggest Taliban.
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:52 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/lulu-bondtheme-gal-431.jpg
Boom Tal-i-bang
― Bueller is a douche (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:56 (seventeen years ago)
Hahaha - I read the end of the thread and assumed it was about this instead
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 22:19 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jun/18/iran-elections-us-foreign-policy
FUCK YOU SEAMUS MILNE
fuck you with an ice-pick. he's always an immense twat, but this – comparing ahmadinejad with attlee -- is just...
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 18 June 2009 08:19 (seventeen years ago)
In fact, the unexpected defeat of Hezbollah's opposition coalition (which nevertheless won the largest number of votes) seems to have had more to do with local Lebanese sectarian issues and large-scale vote buying than the Obama effect.
dry yer eyes mate
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 18 June 2009 08:22 (seventeen years ago)
If Ahmadinejad was in fact the winner, then there is an attempted coup going on in Tehran right now, and it is being led by Mousavi and his western-backed supporters.
yeah a coup led by vicious unarmed thugs against defenceless snipers on roofs. still, classic tactics to accuse your opponents of your own crimes. this guy is the worst thing in the guardian, and that includes tanya gold.
― joe, Thursday, 18 June 2009 10:48 (seventeen years ago)
I'm as cynical and jaded as the next guy, sorry, I'm more cynical and jaded than the next guy, but even I'm surprised and dismayed by a lot of the "Ahmedinejad won fair and square" coverage and comment
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 June 2009 10:53 (seventeen years ago)
meanwhile on the news pages, turnouts of more than 100 per cent?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/global/2009/jun/17/iran-election-rigging
― joe, Thursday, 18 June 2009 11:03 (seventeen years ago)
Tehran's gilded youth
The bastards
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 June 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
it's tough being the winchester-and-oxford-educated son of the director general of the bbc.
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 18 June 2009 11:08 (seventeen years ago)
it's hard to believe that rigging alone could account for the 11 million-vote gap between the main contenders
But does he offer any easier explanation to believe, or indeed any explanation at all? Does he fuck. Childish, egotistical bastard, this guy.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 18 June 2009 11:29 (seventeen years ago)
Gilded bastard
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 June 2009 11:34 (seventeen years ago)
Er, see, that's the thing. No it isn't. In fact, it's really fucking easy.
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 18 June 2009 11:42 (seventeen years ago)
help review mps expense claims forms! only 26287 pages to go!http://mps-expenses.guardian.co.uk/
― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Friday, 19 June 2009 09:26 (seventeen years ago)
^^^ clever idea that. the taxpayers' alliance is doing something similar only with an email list.
had a look through a couple yesterday. frank dobson, my mp, doesn't charge for much, but did bill us for the cost of getting accountants to help him with his expenses. bit cheeky considering he's been all over the local papers boasting about how he's got nothing to hide.
george galloway for some reason has a sheet of headed paper with the "back boris!" logo on it, inserted into his 2007-8 claims. puzzling.
― joe, Friday, 19 June 2009 10:37 (seventeen years ago)
The age of the newspaper is dead.― mark s, Tuesday, 3 July 2001
― the pinefox, Friday, 19 June 2009 12:20 (seventeen years ago)
Something has clearly gone wrong with G2: the other week they ran a page-long feature on the phenomenon of "Jumping the shark" (referring to that moment when a long-running tv fave finally loses the plot completely, apparently derived from a late episode of Happy Days where Fonzie, yes, jumped a shark). This was all well and good (except it was inane and ripped off from a website [this is a whole other can of worms]), but they ran an almost IDENTICAL story in the Guide not two weeks previously. Do they not read their own paper, or did they simply think the readers wouldn't notice? What the paper still has going for it: George Monbiot's column, the Diary, Steve Bell, giving review space to Ians Sansom and Penman, and the tv columns of Nancy Banks-Smith. (When N B-S finally pops her clogs I will have to think very hard about buying the paper.) What is leading the paper ever closer to the abyss: consistently terrible pop coverage (honorable exceptions: Maddy Costa, Betty Clarke); the fatuous new Saturday mag (Zoe Ball on dressing? match the celebrity with the pet? that awful woman talking about words that should be banned??); Charlotte bloody Raven.― stevie t, Tuesday, 3 July 2001
What the paper still has going for it: George Monbiot's column, the Diary, Steve Bell, giving review space to Ians Sansom and Penman, and the tv columns of Nancy Banks-Smith. (When N B-S finally pops her clogs I will have to think very hard about buying the paper.)
What is leading the paper ever closer to the abyss: consistently terrible pop coverage (honorable exceptions: Maddy Costa, Betty Clarke); the fatuous new Saturday mag (Zoe Ball on dressing? match the celebrity with the pet? that awful woman talking about words that should be banned??); Charlotte bloody Raven.
― stevie t, Tuesday, 3 July 2001
― the pinefox, Friday, 19 June 2009 12:21 (seventeen years ago)
such different times.