what if for every 10 players on your roster, the other team starts the game with one extra run. so if one team has 30 players on a roster and the other has 20, the game starts off 3-2. also the games are only 6 innings long, and everyone is 10. the game is called tens
― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 05:52 (four years ago) link
isn’t this cricket
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 07:01 (four years ago) link
wait is this jazz baseball?
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 11:31 (four years ago) link
basically Gaz baseball but with a little piano
― fremmes with neppavenettes (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 11:38 (four years ago) link
coombes rules
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 11:41 (four years ago) link
Sorry you all wasted so many years worshipping the dude, but Christgau's a fucking idiot who types with his dick.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link
No reason not to post that in the appropriate thread(s) tbh.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link
no reason for it not to be the foreword of his Collected Works
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link
Eh, it would have derailed a broader discussion.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link
and every picture in it captioned 'Christgau, what an asshole'
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link
i was gonna post something v similar
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link
tbh typing all those words with a dick is pretty impressive
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
I hear he uses his dictaphone too.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
it would have derailed a broader discussion.
i would have made the same call but lol apparently there's enough xgau for two threads
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link
... three.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link
Gee, I hate to see anybody so disappointed as that. And besides, Meta-Wishes are my favorite kind of wish. Let me see if there isn't anything I can do about this.
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:36 (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
mightier than sword tbf
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link
Gentlemen, you can't respond to each other in here, this is the second thoughts thread!
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link
(deems otm)
is the dick attached to his scrotum or does he have a detachable penis
― sarahell, Thursday, 19 September 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
(detaachable peeenniiiiisss)
― j., Thursday, 19 September 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link
redactable dockable dick
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 September 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link
does anyone else remember the tv ads for eggs with the jingle, "the incredible edible egg"?
― sarahell, Thursday, 19 September 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
I killed Christgau with own modular, self-charging dick
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 19 September 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link
and it's not even like this decade finishes until Dec 31 2020
― Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link
those egg ads made a believer out of me
― j., Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link
turns out they're edible!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 21 September 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link
eggible
― mark s, Saturday, 21 September 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link
same as eagles
― brimstead, Saturday, 21 September 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link
the endangerable free-rangeable egg
― j., Saturday, 21 September 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link
E un tip deosebit de primitor, te face să te simți ca la tine acasă. Poți avea încredere în el, fără nicio urmă de îndoială.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 22 September 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link
lads, don't fall for a Ponzi scheme
― Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 September 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
dont let yr manbabies grow up to be soyboys
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link
I think he preferred 'Bill'.
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:47 (four years ago) link
I will not make a crass R Kelly joke in response to this sincere post that doesn't deserve it
― sarahell, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link
ok i've changed my mind, we do need a I (Don't) Love Politics board
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
seconded. oh wait we're on this thread
― ogmor, Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link
i guess michael gove does actually look like the kind of guy who's thought long and hard about being sucked off into the vacuum
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Friday, 27 September 2019 12:10 (four years ago) link
Brad otm
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link
Is Donald Trump a... *spins wheel* ...pillock?
― imago, Friday, 27 September 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link
I worked hard on that quip, gang
― Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 27 September 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link
let's keep as many awards threads as we can goin' through the boring postseason
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 September 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link
by jove i think hes cracked it lads
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 08:30 (four years ago) link
really wanna watch Ken Burns's ILX documentary now
― honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link
it's overly canonical and doesn't focus enough on dick jokes and gaz coombes
― sarahell, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:28 (four years ago) link
just imagining those sonorous voice-overs reading Connor Smedley posts
― honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link
the photography of groceries during the grocery groin bit was really award-winning
― sarahell, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link
Ned Raggett in a rocking chair reminiscing
― honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
slow pan over ilx thread “then he did a wee in his gran’s flange”
― Non stop chantar (crüt), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
however, it only briefly glosses over the l0u1s jagg3r era and recent developments much as it did with jazz in the latter 20th century
― sarahell, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link