PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

https://guernseydonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Thumbs_Up_Skin-Color.png

xp I resent this implication

This is a general rule of thumb for pronouncing Irish. When there's a "h" after a consonant you leave a gap between the parts of your mouth that would ordinarily make the sound. Instead of bringing your lips together to make an "m" sound you leave a gap and get a "w" sound for "mh"

That's pretty much the mystery of the wacky "b=v ?" Thing that people freak out about

“skin color” what were the other options

xp I guess it’s wacky if you refuse to understand that a different language has its own rules

That’s a super helpful explanation, thanks plax!

#Robocop arresting the #IncredibleSulk outside the Supreme Court. #BollocksToBoris pic.twitter.com/kJskWT5Dft

— EU Flag Mafia (@EUflagmafia) September 17, 2019

i never thought i'd live to see my slashfic come to life but here we are

i have a horrible tin ear for languages, i used to have a video clip of Jean Cocteau talking the brokest English in a beautiful intentional fashion and i've always wanted to achieve the same effect in the other direction but for some reason i think English is the only language susceptible to this, if you fuck your accent for most other languages it just becomes unintelligble

i do a decent Ulster Prod tho, god help me

Is this stuff cutting through beyond the usual suspects on social media? I mean running away from meetings and press conferences isn't a good look but hey it's only with Eurocrats.

Same question but for "privileged pain"

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/irish-name-pronounced-how-its-written-2014071888688

Classic bit of banter from the website that is like the onion but for people with literal shit for brains

surely the entire strategy is maximize the gammonization and on that level nothing cuts thru, from my hot seat on the gammon front i can assure y'all that the only thing that will undercut him is the Brexit party

Someone was reading the metro on the bus today and there was a headline in there ridiculing Johnson for fleeing

xp I guess it’s wacky if you refuse to understand that a different language has its own rules

― gyac, Tuesday, September 17, 2019 11:11 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I guess i meant it's helpful to understand an underlying logic and a good mnemonic?

don’t really care about be court case but hope the government loses and they have to reopen parliament - if only because it will hopefully cut down on the amount of shite posted itt due to silly season

i do a decent Ulster Prod tho, god help me

we was at the carpark for the causeway one time and when the carpark dude told us it was five pound i just echoed him full Paisley by accident and then felt like a cunt for the rest of my life

xxp sorry not referring to you, but shite like the daily mash article linked up thread. Weirdly this is only ever a discussion I’ve had irl with “liberals”.

"FIVE PIND???"

if only because it will hopefully cut down on the amount of shite posted itt due to silly season

yeah don't get yr hopes up is basically how i break it down to an extent

Can't see them losing this court case - which is a pity because there'd be all manner of fun if they did.

it's a nonsense, i don't see any way that the prorogation isn't legit, the problem is elsewhere and you know boohoo they strongarming ma queen

Those people doing the Robocop and Hulk up there ^^^^ - Who are they? Who organises it? Who makes all those papier mache heads that appear for five seconds on the six o'clock news?

Commence speculation

Source at #LDConf tells me another defection is rumoured for this afternoon. In the leader's speech?! Would have to be pretty big if so...

— Charlotte Henry (@charlotteahenry) September 17, 2019

o fuck boris is gonna cross the floor

Churchill's coming home

"FIVE PIND???"

I enjoy "highever" personally, and sometimes practise saying "house" and "towel" in Northern Irishish to myself under my breath (I can't do it on demand/daren't do it out loud but it amuses me)

I wish I had a keen enough ear to know if this half-ow-half-aye sound is the same as a Dutch "ui" or different, let alone be able to pronounce them myself

anyway please can we not have any politics happening for a day or two, my chest hurts looking at the pile of open twitter tabs I've amassed already (oh, and the pile of work tickets I should have been doing instead of clicking twitter links)

comrade alphabet defecting to LDs

xy's midnight runner

:D

Amber Rudd or Jo Johnson for maximum lols.

jo johnson would be hilarious, amber rudd would be a valuable addition to the list of actual genuine monsters the libdems have taken on over the last few weeks

This is so bad

Similarly, Swinson’s speech criticised Corbyn for what she called a lukewarm attitude to staying in the EU. “If he had campaigned to remain in 2016 with half of the energy he put into the 2017 election, we may have seen a different result.”

She added: “Nigel Farage might be Brexit by name, but it is very clear that Jeremy Corbyn is Brexit by nature.”

this is fucking dismal stuff

Swinson descending the stage to Spice up your life. Honestly makes Corbyn look like an incredible orator.

are... are you shitting me

But don’t just take my word for it:

It’s certainly a very striking visual image - Swinson pacing the stage with no lectern or notes (it’s all seemingly done by distant autocue). This could be one of the Lib Dems’ election strengths. She looks and seems *very* different to Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn.

— Peter Walker (@peterwalker99) September 17, 2019

lol i've watched about 3 mins of jo swinson's speech and the camera's cut to angela smith twice - once catching her smiling while she talks about people dying bc of medicine shortages and once looking bored taking a pic with her phone

— ciarán (@schmrn) September 17, 2019

Jo Swinson walking off stage to Spice Up Your Life is a power move. #LDConf

— ems 🍁 (@helloitsems) September 17, 2019

tfw the bar for a future prime minister is set at 'is capable of walking around onstage'

I have realized I have completely forgotten why he is trying to prorogue parliament. I thought it was to stop the bill thats already passed. Maybe I didn't know in the first place

xp the winning aesthetic and crushing banality of your average Ted Talk

capable of walking around onstage

What about lamely shimmying to 'Dancing Queen'?

Swinson descending the stage to Spice up your life.

"Yellow men in Timbuktu" is it

Tim Farron loved the walk and talk as well, js
https://youtu.be/kVO_H9K2eTg

xp music video that looks like a horrendous corporate dystopia, v on brand

xy's midnight runner

My liege

*bows*

Darragh - let me apologise to all the wrong I did to you.