PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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Here’s Sam Gyimah, the latest Lib Dem recruit, being heckled as MPs shout ‘shame’ because he is talking for as long as possible to ensure legislation automatically pardon living gay people convicted under now abolished sexual offences could not pass. pic.twitter.com/6pOqLL8FGV

— Liam Young (@liamyoung) September 14, 2019



The government bill he said he was filibustering on behalf of, which also introduced legislation for pardons, made people apply for pardons rather than them being granted automatically.

gyac, Saturday, 14 September 2019 20:03 (six years ago)

just heard some LibDem say on 5 live "there isn't a magic money tree"

calzino, Saturday, 14 September 2019 20:27 (six years ago)

playing the hits!

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 14 September 2019 20:28 (six years ago)

well she's an ex tory turned lib-dem but the narcissism of no differences at all etc

calzino, Saturday, 14 September 2019 20:33 (six years ago)

listening to Wollaston gushing on about what a breath of fresh air it is and how positive everything is in the libdems. It's got about as much conviction as when you jump ship to a rival company and you realise it is just as bad as the one you left, but have to talk some shit to save face a bit amongst the gallery of your old work colleagues taunting you in yr mind.

calzino, Saturday, 14 September 2019 20:45 (six years ago)

Ed Davey the classic liberal, busting a gut to justify Sam's dodgy history

calzino, Saturday, 14 September 2019 21:23 (six years ago)

Yeah but never mind he's a homophobe who said HIV asylum seekers should be deported, he's pro EU ffs!

calzino, Saturday, 14 September 2019 21:26 (six years ago)

EU meantime doing their best to convince ppl that lexiters are correct by introducing a commissioner for protecting the european way of life, responsibilities to include immigration lol

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 14 September 2019 21:42 (six years ago)

Commissioner for Securing The Future of Our Race And A Future for etc

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 14 September 2019 21:43 (six years ago)

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/politics/2019/09/03/TELEMMGLPICT000208217942_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqek9vKm18v_rkIPH9w2GMNoGXySPv9M1Jbe0Fc3Bi1Fk.jpeg?imwidth=1240

the state of cronwyn's eyes in that telegraph pic, but i suppose if you are passing on nato secrets to Iran's ministry of intelligence - your eyes get reet fucked up!

calzino, Saturday, 14 September 2019 22:30 (six years ago)

xp made a cracking 'Last Night A DJ Saved Our European Way Of Life' playlist w/ my pals tho so swings and roundabouts

ogmor, Saturday, 14 September 2019 22:33 (six years ago)

I was harsh to prejudge that alexi sayle set - just listened to and it was p funny, genuinely spat my coffee out when he talked about libdem leaders "a 200 stone paedophile"!

calzino, Sunday, 15 September 2019 06:43 (six years ago)

I thought you might like it.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 15 September 2019 06:53 (six years ago)

the bit were he savages d mili is v funny and righteously angry as well

calzino, Sunday, 15 September 2019 07:14 (six years ago)

“Jeremy dreams... of JAM!”

coup de twat (suzy), Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:00 (six years ago)

oh no

sudden temperature drops reported in hell pic.twitter.com/X0sjSxp9zG

— Joe (@steamedhamms) September 14, 2019

gyac, Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:11 (six years ago)

don't trust it

prorogue mahone (||||||||), Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:13 (six years ago)

If you're wondering why David Cameron's bottom shelf isn't quite full, it's because he hid the Hitler book before the photographer came round pic.twitter.com/fL3l5WTLOm

— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) September 14, 2019

legit hilarious

gyac, Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:15 (six years ago)

Need a recording sorry xp

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:15 (six years ago)

from this: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair-labour-control-brexit-20065053

great photo of Corbyn st his fence there

gyac, Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:20 (six years ago)

also theresa may wearing a sash

prorogue mahone (||||||||), Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:23 (six years ago)

if Blair says something is good, it's bad

probably only at it to get a rise out of former Brown acolyte Watson

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:31 (six years ago)

cameron exuding powerful ‘donald jr normal human body language’ vibes there

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7OFVIgXQAAflGq.jpg

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:31 (six years ago)

The despair of having to live in the same country planet as Priti Patel is getting to me.

The Inner Mounting Phlegm (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:47 (six years ago)

lmao jo swinson targeting a "majority LD government"... that's the LDs that currently sitting on 18 seats...

prorogue mahone (||||||||), Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:50 (six years ago)

going to be a bit of a bind for the LDs if BJ manages to pass a deal before the next election

prorogue mahone (||||||||), Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:51 (six years ago)

I keep pretending that none of those Britannia Unchained lads are nowhere near the corridors of power and just harmless right wing cranks and nothing to worry to about.

calzino, Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:51 (six years ago)

fantasy unity government xi's fantasy majority governments to make brexit disappear - these fucking melts have been bang at the mcat for a long time.

calzino, Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:53 (six years ago)

jo swinson... is not a good performer

prorogue mahone (||||||||), Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:53 (six years ago)

EU meantime doing their best to convince ppl that lexiters are correct by introducing a commissioner for protecting the european way of life, responsibilities to include immigration lol

'Let's pull the rug from under the fascists' feet by "pretending" to become fascists ourselves. What could go wrong?'

pomenitul, Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:54 (six years ago)

Yes, even Andrew Marr has her floundering over the accusation that they're nothing but Soft Tories.

The Inner Mounting Phlegm (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:55 (six years ago)

yikes... philip lee's values are LD values

prorogue mahone (||||||||), Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:56 (six years ago)

is she going to stand down in bearsden

prorogue mahone (||||||||), Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:57 (six years ago)

LOL like anyone believes anything any LD leader says after Clegg.

The Inner Mounting Phlegm (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:59 (six years ago)

painful interview

prorogue mahone (||||||||), Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:02 (six years ago)

those halcyon days of a 200 ton paedophile and then a murderer leading the LibDems seem so far away now

calzino, Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:04 (six years ago)

apologies ..just misquoting alexi sayle

calzino, Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:06 (six years ago)

would probably take attempted murder over sharing responsibility for austerity tbh

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:07 (six years ago)

oh definitely. they aren't even soft tories this lot, just remain tories.

calzino, Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:08 (six years ago)

Before the Coalition years I worked with Lynne Featherstone (batshit insane but nice) and Jo Swinson (lifetime Dorothy Perkins shopper) on a body image in fashion project, and I wouldn’t have reckoned on JS being given responsibility for anything much bigger than that.

I think a coalition with Labour won’t be up to her in the end, because she will lose her seat to the SNP, and I will bathe myself in sweet, sweet schadenfreude.

coup de twat (suzy), Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:12 (six years ago)

Swinson in danger of losing to the SNP, Boris looking over his shoulder in Uxbridge and now Corbyn facing the challenge of Alaric Bamping, it's all change in British politics.

The Inner Mounting Phlegm (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:16 (six years ago)

I wonder whether Bamping knows that his namesake Alaric I, the Visigoth king who sacked Rome, was born in modern-day Romania.

pomenitul, Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:21 (six years ago)

cold bampin’ with labour

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:43 (six years ago)

the wee bamper

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:45 (six years ago)

one thing i find increasingly hilarious is the footage of swinson the lib dems are putting out *on purpose* that supposedly shows her communicating a message effectively or something. like if this is the best u got

plax (ico), Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:47 (six years ago)

for the official party of people who work in PR they are very bad at it

plax (ico), Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:47 (six years ago)

There are going to be some very disgruntled and vocal activists who have put the legwork in only to get bumped from winnable seats to make way for these cocks.

Matt DC, Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:52 (six years ago)

Can see them pissing away a few seats.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 15 September 2019 10:17 (six years ago)

cold bampin’ with labour

:D

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Sunday, 15 September 2019 10:27 (six years ago)

watching swinson on marr this morning it is v strange that this person is being taken at all seriously

plax (ico), Sunday, 15 September 2019 10:34 (six years ago)


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