PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Harriet Sherwood looks a youngish 60 in the main photo, but the byline photo takes thirty years off her. I mean, she wouldn't get away with that in her passport.

baggymp bantered off by Johnny mc not even trying

My king pic.twitter.com/HbGwytRNfI

— Kerri Purcell (@kerrialicep) September 12, 2019

is that a fly on my arm?

xxp Handily she's been writing for the Guardian for 20 years, so that's probably an old photo, not that it is any of our fucking business.

Reading profiles of people in 2019 is like reading a horror story where everyone has been replaced with former members of the revolutionary communist party.

this person is so inconsequential

article pitch: I know someone who is a dick

Alternately: we haven't done enough for our hate-readers this week.

this would be good and funny

Don't want to get my hopes up, but it'll be amazing if John Harris's reactionary bilge has persuaded the Tory Party to throw away southern seats to the Lib Dems in the hope of sweeping 'left behind' towns populated by large numbers of people who despise them.

— Lafargue (@Lafargue) September 13, 2019

Sam Gyimah defecting to the Lib Dems. They’re picking up homophobes at a rate of knots.

That actually might be slightly unfair idk

slightly unfair

Nah.

they were led by one not so long ago tbf

building themselves a nice little centre-right party. "progressives" my arse

All good if they take more votes off the Tories than off Labour.

Their first black male MP, in 2019.

liberal
/ˈlɪb(ə)r(ə)l/

noun
plural noun: liberals

a Tory without his kicking boots on

Second. Chuka was first and hasn’t exactly addressed that.

Continually wild to see all these Tories defect by citing a loss of “values” over Brexit rather than y’know years of screwing the poorest in society. https://t.co/B9Xsko7wzl

— Frances Ryan (@DrFrancesRyan) September 14, 2019

xp literally how did I even miss this

Here’s Sam Gyimah, the latest Lib Dem recruit, being heckled as MPs shout ‘shame’ because he is talking for as long as possible to ensure legislation automatically pardon living gay people convicted under now abolished sexual offences could not pass. pic.twitter.com/6pOqLL8FGV

— Liam Young (@liamyoung) September 14, 2019

just heard some LibDem say on 5 live "there isn't a magic money tree"

playing the hits!

well she's an ex tory turned lib-dem but the narcissism of no differences at all etc

listening to Wollaston gushing on about what a breath of fresh air it is and how positive everything is in the libdems. It's got about as much conviction as when you jump ship to a rival company and you realise it is just as bad as the one you left, but have to talk some shit to save face a bit amongst the gallery of your old work colleagues taunting you in yr mind.

Ed Davey the classic liberal, busting a gut to justify Sam's dodgy history

Yeah but never mind he's a homophobe who said HIV asylum seekers should be deported, he's pro EU ffs!

EU meantime doing their best to convince ppl that lexiters are correct by introducing a commissioner for protecting the european way of life, responsibilities to include immigration lol

Commissioner for Securing The Future of Our Race And A Future for etc

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/politics/2019/09/03/TELEMMGLPICT000208217942_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqek9vKm18v_rkIPH9w2GMNoGXySPv9M1Jbe0Fc3Bi1Fk.jpeg?imwidth=1240

the state of cronwyn's eyes in that telegraph pic, but i suppose if you are passing on nato secrets to Iran's ministry of intelligence - your eyes get reet fucked up!

xp made a cracking 'Last Night A DJ Saved Our European Way Of Life' playlist w/ my pals tho so swings and roundabouts

I was harsh to prejudge that alexi sayle set - just listened to and it was p funny, genuinely spat my coffee out when he talked about libdem leaders "a 200 stone paedophile"!

I thought you might like it.

the bit were he savages d mili is v funny and righteously angry as well

“Jeremy dreams... of JAM!”

oh no

sudden temperature drops reported in hell pic.twitter.com/X0sjSxp9zG

— Joe (@steamedhamms) September 14, 2019

don't trust it

If you're wondering why David Cameron's bottom shelf isn't quite full, it's because he hid the Hitler book before the photographer came round pic.twitter.com/fL3l5WTLOm

— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) September 14, 2019

Need a recording sorry xp

from this: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair-labour-control-brexit-20065053

great photo of Corbyn st his fence there

also theresa may wearing a sash

if Blair says something is good, it's bad

probably only at it to get a rise out of former Brown acolyte Watson

cameron exuding powerful ‘donald jr normal human body language’ vibes there

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7OFVIgXQAAflGq.jpg

The despair of having to live in the same country planet as Priti Patel is getting to me.

lmao jo swinson targeting a "majority LD government"... that's the LDs that currently sitting on 18 seats...

going to be a bit of a bind for the LDs if BJ manages to pass a deal before the next election

I keep pretending that none of those Britannia Unchained lads are nowhere near the corridors of power and just harmless right wing cranks and nothing to worry to about.

fantasy unity government xi's fantasy majority governments to make brexit disappear - these fucking melts have been bang at the mcat for a long time.

jo swinson... is not a good performer

EU meantime doing their best to convince ppl that lexiters are correct by introducing a commissioner for protecting the european way of life, responsibilities to include immigration lol

'Let's pull the rug from under the fascists' feet by "pretending" to become fascists ourselves. What could go wrong?'