I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

haha

Goofus smokes. Gallant vapes.

“Next up we’ve got ‘The Joker’ starring Joker... uh, Jack... Joking Phoenix”

― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Tuesday, September 10, 2019 3:53 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Joe... Jo-Jack... Jo ack... Phone Jack

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:04 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Jaw-kin Penis...uh, Fenis. Phoenix.

― Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:13 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Joke phone I X

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:30 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Are those Cam'ron lyrics

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, September 11, 2019 1:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I don't know if I actually LOL'd, but it's funny

Pig Benis

loool amazing

lol this is getting a 70mm release

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, September 12, 2019 11:08 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I'm sure Joker fanboys are all gonna 70mm release in their seats

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, September 12, 2019 11:09 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

The Guardian's Best 50 Albums of the 21st Century - The Official I Love Music Poll

^^^ otm

i don't get it

ROBERT PALMER: Look, chap, I know this isn't my "jurisdiction," but I wear ties and you wear ties. We both have the same goals in mind, now don't we?

EDDIE MONEY: Fair enough. But listen – we don't bow to the Queen here in New York City. We might both wear ties, but keep in mind this is my joint, ok?

PALMER: I wouldn't dream of intruding.

[MONEY reaches into overflowing file cabinet and pulls out a folder. Tosses it to PALMER, who barely catches it.]

MONEY: Guy we're looking for is one William Martin Joel. Goes by "Billy" on the street. Wears ties, sure, but we think he's being satirical about it...

― pplains, Saturday, September 14, 2019 8:45 AM

<3

(RE: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert:)

Throughout all modern history, when we humans see a problem coming from far away, we have a 100% success rate in solving it.

what about baldness

― mookieproof, Monday, September 23, 2019 3:29 PM bookmarkflaglink

racism?
starvation?
running out of gas?
styrofoam?
i am actually having trouble thinking of a problem that america saw coming from far away that we HAVE solved

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, September 23, 2019 3:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

the Dilbert TV show?

― maffew12, Monday, September 23, 2019 3:38 PM bookmarkflaglink

Can anyone here email me the whistleblower report?

― treeship., Wednesday, September 25, 2019 9:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I heard it blows.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, September 25, 2019 9:38 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

*whistles*

Really?

FP

respect the call, guys

*throws rotten fruit*
BOOO
GET OFF THE STAGE

is listing multiple pronouns the norm
like, is anyone she/him or they/her
― mookieproof, Friday, September 27, 2019 8:51 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

zooey deschanel and m. ward
― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)

haaaaaa

drowning! (she/her)

For a second I confused Graham Nash with Ogden Nash lol

Just before our love got lost you said
"A cow is of the bovine ilk," and I said
"One end is moo? The other is milk?
"If you want me I'll be in the bar"

― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included),

excellent

but it changed the rhyme scheme

it changed everything mannn

um idle speculation but he will commit More Crimes after this episode

― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:18 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

and therefore...

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:19 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

they can just add it to the impeachment tab

― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:30 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

and then...

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:36 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

leave outside but away from direct sunlight for 2-3 weeks before seeds germinate

― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:39 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

And then along came Jones

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:46 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Helps if you know the song.

does it tho

when you're sounding out a vowel
but you feel you don't know how
diaerisis

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 09:33 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

!

lol

cha cha cha

Getting a 'poxy fule' error when I try to create a new poll, y'all.

― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:44 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

mods, please keep this new feature, thnx

― pplains, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 16:06 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

latest john harris piece is... partially otm ?

― stoffle (||||||||), Monday, 7 October 2019 08:42 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

tjhdr!

― calzino, Monday, 7 October 2019 08:56 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Nice.

In ancient times rockist critics were people who actually stoned you to death

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:09 (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'm catching up on the list now. currently listening to camera obscura and trying to imagine 70th percentile missionary sex. would kind of make a good music video i think. the organ solo breakdown is the part where everything is where someone gets up to make sure the stove is turned off

― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 17, 2019

70th percentile missionary sex

this is my favorite guided by voices song

― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)

oh my god voodoo A+

Sounds like a King Crimson rehash.

21st Century Thrusting Man

Premier began work on the album in late 2017 while an urn with Guru’s ashes sat atop his production console.

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, October 18, 2019 12:57 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hard to Urn

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, October 18, 2019 12:58 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hahahahaha

https://tenor.com/uZlj.gif

lol just came to post that

i'm just imagining a Premier/urn collaboration like some 'wet hot american summer' can of mixed vegetables thing

Formaldehyde was a popular drink
And it still is

okay now

there’s a chaaaaairman waiting in shanghai
he’d love to come and lead us
but his body count’s too high

― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, October 20, 2019 8:10 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

actual weeping