PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

https://www.thenational.scot/resources/images/5665653.jpg

Government will not be able to fully anticipate all potential impacts to the agri-food supply chain.

turnt the wains against yiz

He's ready...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz,_Duke_of_Bavaria

... he isn't, but someone should give him a bell just in case.

Still, looks like you guys will have access to cheap drugs, guns, illegal booze and fags, etc, for a few days. That'll help with the general chaos.

Sending ut for fresh germans when the current ones are exhausted is in the best traditions of the English Crown.

Michael Dugher abusing his plum music industry position to big up his friends and factional allies is it (zero retweets, zero likes in eleven hours!) https://t.co/bpSSbIDf0k

— people's war(iotifo) (@wariotifo) September 11, 2019

124.7k twitter bots otm

not sure what BaggyMP knows about culture or creativity tbh

still he was talking to a sector well known for its track record on employee rights so

some of them "creative" sectors could probably still thrive in a ndb, as long as there would be no coke shortages.

coke tariffs will be unaffected under WTO rules

Baggymp has 13 loved tracks: https://www.last.fm/user/baggymp/loved

I see he played my favourite Dusty Springfield song this week too >:(

Also I’m sure he’s got a different profile picture than before, he’s clearly onto us. Make a Mr Blobby reference if you lurk here!

great now i'll be listening to "I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself" on a loop for the next hour

no contemporary US rap music today. His brush with Dugher made him 50% whiter!

I am not entirely convinced that earlier this week he stopped The Marriage Of Figaro midway through in order to listen to two Giggs songs and something by Miles Kane, then resumed the opera.

Have we done this yet? Should be unsurprising to everyone here and I'm not sure about the numbers but it's getting some traction.

Big scoop from @Byline_Media - extraordinary amounts of money amounting to £8.3bn placed by Boris Johnson and Vote Leave backers on a no deal crashout on 31 October #DisasterCapitalism https://t.co/VvFutCmKwt pic.twitter.com/WvV2D1d1NA

— Byline (@Byline_Media) September 11, 2019

I’m thinking this is an example of truthiness - you can be damned sure speculators affiliated with Leave are making bank, but these numbers are probably not correct.

It's a bit like that piece on the Graun getting neutralised by GCHQ yesterday, it ought to be a massive scandal and it will barely make a ripple

Also I’m sure he’s got a different profile picture than before, he’s clearly onto us. Make a Mr Blobby reference if you lurk here!

― gyac, Thursday, September 12, 2019 9:19 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

BagGymp def has a new avatar.

(ps I am not BagGymp)

suzy otm on those numbers. people having a look at the specific claims are saying they’re bollocks.

finance, including well-known Tories, looking to position itself to make money out of brexit tho - absolutely.

i'm guessing that hedge funds will be hedging against all possible outcomes, this is after all exactly what (in a broader sense) they're for: insurance against market tumbles of one kind or another, to ensure the air isn't sucked out of every cranny of the market at the same time

still I think betting on food/medicine shortages is outrageous form from polls and they should be strung up and bled out for such appalling practices.

It's the donations that are the scandal, not the fact of the bets themselves.

it's these kind of distinctions that are turning me full communist!

You hardly needed much encouragement there

Idly searching TW’s twitter account normally as I always do & found this:

"It's like people are tranquilised. All the rights...are being clawed back by extremists." I love Bobby Gillespie: http://t.co/PjejYVuYkF

— Tom Watson (@tom_watson) March 14, 2013

On Monday at 8pm, David Cameron breaks his silence. pic.twitter.com/GSLPjNZs84

— tom bradby (@tombradby) September 12, 2019

gyac u r nuts

wow that's impressive, cameron is being interviewed by cumberbatch playing cummings was my first thought.

xp I was hoping to find a Blobby reference to make it real

Also

Lots of news around yesterday, but important this doesn't get missed: Tory MPs 'less likely' to help black people to register to vote, UCL study suggests.https://t.co/4Of17bLqQD

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 12, 2019

I- pic.twitter.com/0C3D8qzQA0

— Tyron (@TyronWilson) September 12, 2019

lol that doesn't really change my assessment

does "fantasy" imply things that the respondent has not done because i have questions

I think we all have questions

I know a LD & they have him bang to rights tbh

"Sex with a sports star" in Theresa May's fantasises they always finish with a post-coital offer of a knighthood

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_lGTBUX4AA7Cc3?format=jpg&name=large

^^^currently not out overnight, and ready for more!!

Have we done this yet? Should be unsurprising to everyone here and I'm not sure about the numbers but it's getting some traction.

Big scoop from @Byline_Media - extraordinary amounts of money amounting to £8.3bn placed by Boris Johnson and Vote Leave backers on a no deal crashout on 31 October #DisasterCapitalism https://t.co/VvFutCmKwt pic.twitter.com/WvV2D1d1NA

— Byline (@Byline_Media) September 11, 2019

― Matt DC, Thursday, 12 September 2019 07:49 (ten hours ago) link

Very dark part of me suspects that stories like this aren't so much ignored, it's just that they make Johnson and No Deal slightly more popular among the plain people of england

xxp can we identify lanyard prick in the background feels like he's a) very ridiculeable and memeable b) some tory boy prick who deserves it

We could but that’s TM’s husband right beside her

Wait for a second there I thought the lanyard guy was former narnia actor skandar keynes
https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/36/590x/secondary/SKANDAR-1282007.jpg

about time this thread had some Charlie Mullins related content, he's disappeared off the map since he went LibDem!

https://www.pimlicoplumbers.com/img/DSC_1933.jpg

lol check those reg plates out!

no takers for NICK CI3GG

or J0 SW1NS0N

creasing @ “T1m Fa110n”

IIY0D G30RGE

^^^currently not out overnight, and ready for more!!

― imago, Thursday, September 12, 2019 6:48 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

that's Curran of the Tom persuasion

This is a counter to that story posted by Matt:

https://stumblingandmumbling.typepad.com/stumbling_and_mumbling/2019/09/doubting-disaster-capitalism.html

"the vast majority of fund managers in our data set were not simply unlucky, they were genuinely unskilled"

lines you read in an adam curtis voice

I believe several studies have shown that totally random investment choices/choices made by monkeys pointing at the financial pages make more money than investment choices by fund managers.