PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Recent polls indicate that the north of England is significantly more pro-Remain than the south of England outside London...
via @barnespa pic.twitter.com/bjkH110hiI

— Joey D'Urso (@josephmdurso) September 10, 2019

apparently a bit more bad news for boris

Exclusive: Johnson considering building bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland. Report by @cathynewman https://t.co/bBtv4oK3fe

— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) September 10, 2019

Good to see this one revived.

lol is that for real?

this motherfucker rly loves bridges

just think how many disappeared Tory MPs he can fill the foundations with tho

okay i think i might be coming around to this idea

he just needs to talk to any half decent civil engineer type to know it would require China style
mega-structure funding and would require tons of dangerous unexploded wartime ordnance to shifted from a 1000 ft deep sea trench before they could even think about starting work!

this motherfucker would make garden bridge look like a back garden DIy project!

pretty sure you could just plug a 1000 ft deep sea trench with Nicholas Soames

Why not a giant zipline? Or a flying bus that melts people?

I think it is about half that depth or more like 600ft, but I'm just posting from the memory of post by a civil engineering type from the last time this fuckwit started talking about The Bridge

maybe he could make it out of cardboard boxes and felt tips, keep the costs down

you couldn't even finish a bridge across the thames mate

but also, what does a bridge solve? the customs border wasn’t *actually* going to be in the middle of the sea ffs.

Is this a dead cat in advance of yellowhammer stuff?

will make OF games and the 12th a bit logistically easier for some maybe, I suppose

maybe the guy just really likes bridges

but also, what does a bridge solve?

The problem of falling attendances at Ibrox Park and on Orange Walks in Scotland as a whole.

lads
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEDyJiGWwAAiEuc?format=jpg&name=900x900

https://jeffbeaty.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Horatius-leads1.jpg

Boris Johnson, earlier today

i mean i don't know what use his bridge will be when Scotland secedes but i am bad at 2d chess so

Hopefully it will allow thousands of loyalist headbangers in Scotland to drag their belongings and knuckles across it to somewhere in the direction of the Shankhil Road.

There isn’t a road between Derry and Belfast https://t.co/78HHPde8fx

— Sean (@seanbgoneill) September 10, 2019

the bridge will be good for when gerry adams evolves into god-poblachtach and unifies ireland and the unionists scarper up the road to their spiritual home ayrshire

I've got an idea. Just funnel the huge amounts of China style command capital that would be required to build this pointless carbuncle into building shitloads of newbuild social housing.

that would be communism

Our future PM 👏🏽👏🏽 pic.twitter.com/a4jrrERmdc

— Maliha (@maliharez) September 10, 2019

FFS! I'm going full LibDem now.

corbyn’s cat looks like hitler

what a disaster for the british left

you don't understand Jersey Compton is the name of my cat

that Ian Austin rant getting a lot of play on Brexit/Tory social media today

xxp don’t make me link the Tom Brake video again

There isn’t a road between Derry and Belfast https://t.co/78HHPde8fx

here's a good map
https://i0.wp.com/sluggerotoole.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Map-5-NI-Westminster-Results-vs-Railways-Motorways-1.png

(from https://sluggerotoole.com/2017/06/28/the-400m-for-infrastructure-in-the-conservative-dup-agreement-will-only-exacerbate-northern-irelands-east-west-divide/ )

loch neagh neagh neagh

It's a big bastard, that Lough Neagh.

sinn fein should build some railways goddamn

like an enormous pikachu fell right through ulster xp

That's where the Isle of Man come from iirc

Not to mention the isle of Sodor

That’s a super-touristy Mexican blanket up the back of Jellybean Corncob’s sofa.

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 30% (-1)
LAB: 29% (+2)
LDEM: 17% (-3)
BREX: 13% (-)
GRN: 4% (+1)

via @ComRes, 06 - 08 Sep

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) September 10, 2019

more bad news for boris

I’m just straight up baiting calz and bg now

jeremy corbyn while listening to owen jones talking some boring politics shit vs when owen gets his cat out pic.twitter.com/2bGeE5FxwA

— billy b (@CountdownBleck) September 10, 2019

Guess who’ll wreck, wreck again

Wednesday’s INDEPENDENT: No election until Brexit is settled, says Watson #tomorrowspaperstoday pic.twitter.com/jf1Mjxb6TJ

— Helen Miller (@MsHelicat) September 10, 2019

I actually have a liking for those Siamese/exotic breeds of cats, that I never see shitting on my garden or hunting my feathered friends at my feeding station.

otm re cats killing birds, it’s extremely bad & ours don’t do that

do Corbz/McD really need to take some fucking tankie purging lessons from a twat like cummings? watson should be in a concrete hole already.

Tom Watson currently very busy with important business at this critical moment for our nation

Two years ago I turned 50, weighed 22 stone and had type 2 diabetes. By radically changing my nutrition, cutting out sugar, and taking up exercise, I’ve changed my life and reversed my diabetes. I hope my story will inspire others to regain their health and happiness.@Kyle_Books pic.twitter.com/W43PUUUh6Y

— Tom Watson (@tom_watson) September 10, 2019

I preferred him when he was dying.

I mean tbfttbmp that’s a great achievement, rather this than wrecking on the front of the country’s least relevant paper

yeah I mean it's very nice, but does sound like he's selling a diet book