PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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Yeah I think the origin of this was the government changing the requirement for spouses of British citizens where ofc no such requirement could be enforced on EU citizens or their spouses.

gyac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 15:03 (six years ago)

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexspence/boris-johnson-dominic-cummings-voter-data

Dick & Dom calmly turning the government web portal into a data mining system as they normally do

help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 15:05 (six years ago)

Mark Wallace is generally free to catch fire any time he wants, but he's not wrong here.

Here's what Dame Laura Cox, a High Court Judge, said about the Speaker's position almost a year ago in an official report commissioned to try to end the bullying of Parliamentary staff. https://t.co/t2o2zh7WP2

— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) September 9, 2019

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 15:28 (six years ago)

@HillaryClinton thinking of coming over the week of the election which state is best for outspoken British MPs to help your cause?

— Jess Phillips Esq., M.P. (@jessphillips) July 23, 2016

lmao remember kez dugdale went to campaign for clinton in NYC

prorogue mahone (||||||||), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 16:26 (six years ago)

You need to use her full title, “the cursed”

gyac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 16:28 (six years ago)

this looks win-win to me

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 16:28 (six years ago)

A man in my victims agency consultation today was the exact double of Omar from the Wire. He'd never seen it, & was shocked by my excitement

— Jess Phillips Esq., M.P. (@jessphillips) September 20, 2012

some more Jess gold

calzino, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 16:52 (six years ago)

that is incredible.

100% certainty that this person also did not actually look that much like Michael K Williams

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 16:56 (six years ago)

@HillaryClinton thinking of coming over the week of the election which state is best for outspoken British MPs to help your cause?

Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal

anvil, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 16:58 (six years ago)

I think Harman is too timid politically to be a senior figure in the Labour Party but a role like speaker where she could cut loose a bit more would suit her well.

― ShariVari, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 11:50 (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Disappointing that a former top lawyer was so timid that she acquiesced to the assault on thousands of welfare claimants while acting leader. I'm not that optimistic that she's less timid in other situations since she's also so timid she thinks that walking near Burgess park is an invitation to a belly skewer.

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00660/news-graphics-2008-_660801a.jpg

plax (ico), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:36 (six years ago)

that pic is amazing

stet, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:37 (six years ago)

That vote deservedly ended her career within Labour.

She does at least have a historical track record of making a massive nuisance of herself as an individual, even if she is too cowardly to apply many of those principles to party policy.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:58 (six years ago)

pack it in boris its all over pic.twitter.com/9klYRNpGIz

— rena (@lunacyeyes) September 10, 2019

this was weird in context but even funnier in isolation

gyac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:03 (six years ago)

lmao

prorogue mahone (||||||||), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:15 (six years ago)

I feel seen

prorogue mahone (||||||||), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:15 (six years ago)

Damn <3 I assume that's gone viral already.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:21 (six years ago)

Bodied pic.twitter.com/k3dQUWHQk0

— The Trashies (@TheTrashiesUK) September 3, 2019

another fule (as well as Schama) who doesn't respect Ash Sarkar's academic credentials... wonder why?

calzino, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:35 (six years ago)

The bridge border story is back surprised it took this long

nashwan, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:40 (six years ago)

xp she’s fucking obsessed with her, seems to think posting on twitter about the left all day is a personality rather than a cry for help

gyac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:43 (six years ago)

Many xps Wallace doesn't give a toss about workplace bullying.

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:44 (six years ago)

Recent polls indicate that the north of England is significantly more pro-Remain than the south of England outside London...
via @barnespa pic.twitter.com/bjkH110hiI

— Joey D'Urso (@josephmdurso) September 10, 2019

apparently a bit more bad news for boris

calzino, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:58 (six years ago)

Exclusive: Johnson considering building bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland. Report by @cathynewman https://t.co/bBtv4oK3fe

— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) September 10, 2019

Good to see this one revived.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:58 (six years ago)

lol is that for real?

calzino, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:02 (six years ago)

this motherfucker rly loves bridges

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:02 (six years ago)

just think how many disappeared Tory MPs he can fill the foundations with tho

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:05 (six years ago)

okay i think i might be coming around to this idea

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:06 (six years ago)

he just needs to talk to any half decent civil engineer type to know it would require China style
mega-structure funding and would require tons of dangerous unexploded wartime ordnance to shifted from a 1000 ft deep sea trench before they could even think about starting work!

calzino, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:06 (six years ago)

this motherfucker would make garden bridge look like a back garden DIy project!

calzino, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:08 (six years ago)

pretty sure you could just plug a 1000 ft deep sea trench with Nicholas Soames

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:08 (six years ago)

Why not a giant zipline? Or a flying bus that melts people?

gyac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:14 (six years ago)

I think it is about half that depth or more like 600ft, but I'm just posting from the memory of post by a civil engineering type from the last time this fuckwit started talking about The Bridge

calzino, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:14 (six years ago)

maybe he could make it out of cardboard boxes and felt tips, keep the costs down

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:16 (six years ago)

you couldn't even finish a bridge across the thames mate

prorogue mahone (||||||||), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:20 (six years ago)

but also, what does a bridge solve? the customs border wasn’t *actually* going to be in the middle of the sea ffs.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:23 (six years ago)

Is this a dead cat in advance of yellowhammer stuff?

gyac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:24 (six years ago)

will make OF games and the 12th a bit logistically easier for some maybe, I suppose

prorogue mahone (||||||||), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:25 (six years ago)

maybe the guy just really likes bridges

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:27 (six years ago)

but also, what does a bridge solve?

The problem of falling attendances at Ibrox Park and on Orange Walks in Scotland as a whole.

The Inner Mounting Phlegm (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:27 (six years ago)

lads
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEDyJiGWwAAiEuc?format=jpg&name=900x900

gyac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:28 (six years ago)

https://jeffbeaty.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Horatius-leads1.jpg

Boris Johnson, earlier today

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:30 (six years ago)

i mean i don't know what use his bridge will be when Scotland secedes but i am bad at 2d chess so

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:31 (six years ago)

Hopefully it will allow thousands of loyalist headbangers in Scotland to drag their belongings and knuckles across it to somewhere in the direction of the Shankhil Road.

The Inner Mounting Phlegm (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:35 (six years ago)

There isn’t a road between Derry and Belfast https://t.co/78HHPde8fx

— Sean (@seanbgoneill) September 10, 2019

gyac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:40 (six years ago)

the bridge will be good for when gerry adams evolves into god-poblachtach and unifies ireland and the unionists scarper up the road to their spiritual home ayrshire

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:42 (six years ago)

I've got an idea. Just funnel the huge amounts of China style command capital that would be required to build this pointless carbuncle into building shitloads of newbuild social housing.

calzino, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:47 (six years ago)

that would be communism

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:48 (six years ago)

Our future PM 👏🏽👏🏽 pic.twitter.com/a4jrrERmdc

— Maliha (@maliharez) September 10, 2019

Corbyn did a group phone call with his cat

gyac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:50 (six years ago)

FFS! I'm going full LibDem now.

calzino, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:52 (six years ago)

corbyn’s cat looks like hitler

what a disaster for the british left

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:52 (six years ago)

you don't understand Jersey Compton is the name of my cat

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:53 (six years ago)


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