Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

1) is there a ceiling on the number of women Biden can think are Thatcher

2) wait if he starts calling Trump "Thatcher" and showing posters of their hairdos side-by-side maybe he'll win me over

the only way to stop a bad guy with dementia is a good guy with dementia

— [crying in spanish] (@SortaBad) September 10, 2019

From the comments to the above tweet:

The only way to stop a bad guy with dementia is with a good guy with dementia.

― A is for (Aimless), Friday, August 23, 2019 11:32 AM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

🤦🏻‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/0ernwQ3tKz

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 11, 2019

really hoping he brings this gem back soon

why has nobody told me about this before pic.twitter.com/UdHxm4ykb2

— jacob (@JacobRForster) September 13, 2019

that is some great recall of verbatim dialogue

Joe Biden looks like the kind of dude who goes fucking nuts when Sweet Caroline comes on at a wedding

— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) September 13, 2019

he will lose to trump

Corn Pop for VP

xpost not if he comes to the debate with a chain wrapped around his arm

What a headline:

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/joe-biden-is-a-doddering-old-mummy-with-a-skull-full-of-1838094396

https://theweek.com/articles/864766

I think it would be great if we just call him Record Player going forward

(I mean I know you guys still use your record players, but the youngsters and I don't)

the youngsters play cassette tapes

The anecdote about a black guy called corn pop who had a razor dates Biden accurately to the era of wax cylinders

(DJ Khaled voice) another one

Biden To Immigrant From Guyana In South America, “I’ve Been To Ghana, I’ve Been All Through Africa” pic.twitter.com/JMCBTPCcdC

— Arthur Schwartz (@ArthurSchwartz) September 13, 2019

Him mentioning Ghana means it's just mishearing. Would have been more fun if he thought Guyana was in Africa. Though I'd guess most candidates probably think Guyana is in Africa. He probably thinks Guyana is in Africa. He really dodged a bullet there.

Lol sure yeah...a mishearing. But I just hate the way Westerners keep going about the year off they spent back-packing somewhere in the global south like 30 years later and then just use it like this.

He even worked for a black man!

Who is friends with him iirc.

you mean Corn Pop?

Maybe his post-presidency Patterson novel can tell the whole story of those wild days with Corn Pop.

Sounds like he needs Pelecanos

Corn Pop, Earl Warren, and Me.

Just watched Corn pop thing now I can die happy.

And here I thought "corn pop" referred to stuff like Bobby Goldsboro singing "Honey" or J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers singing "Last Kiss".

https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/GUEST_c8c3e5fb-d579-4ce1-95bf-9b4652555fbd?wid=488&hei=488&fmt=pjpeg

Daniel Dale and others have confirmed the Corn Pop story, making it less fun to joke about

the polling's the polling but i swear the only people who want joe biden for president are on television

If anything it sounds like Biden is downgrading his (genial, non-virulent) racism in telling the story more recently, calling CornPop “Esther Williams” instead of using swear words & making fun of his conk

has anybody itt ever been polled???

I’m the one who does the polling

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wMEq1mGpP5A/hqdefault.jpg

The only time I've answered the phone and taken a poll turned out to be a ridiculous local political push poll

I'm guessing I'm one of those unheard Iowans who keeps not picking up, leading to grandmas who like Joe Biden being the primary polling group

they adjust hard for stuff like that

I remember during the '16 cycle there was one poll that was really high on Trump b/c there was one 19 year old black guy in the sample who planned to vote Trump and their algorithm weighted him like 10,000x anyone else

as in “look up, children, it’s a drone” https://t.co/Qri9RXMjUu

— Jeremy McLellan (@JeremyMcLellan) October 1, 2019

biden’s obama posturing is hilarious

Former Vice President Joe Biden on Wednesday for the first time called for President Donald Trump’s impeachment. “To preserve our Constitution, our democracy, our basic integrity, he should be impeached,” Biden said of the President, speaking at a town hall in New Hampshire. “He’s shooting holes in the Constitution,” Biden said. “And we cannot let him get away with it.”

Doesn't he have a Second Amendment right to shoot holes in it?

Well, I must say that if a dickhead like Joe Biden wants to remove Trump from office, then it must be a bad idea, amirite?

here it is, the unsteady grandpa brawl we've yearned for

Thanks for watching. Stop stonewalling the Congress. Honor your oath. Respect the Constitution.

And speaking of taxpayers, I’ve released 21 years of my tax returns. You? https://t.co/CrqOQG8YXb

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 9, 2019

they can compare bms

uncle joe displaying flawless judgement yet again

https://i.redd.it/41ulbaz7l8s31.jpg

lol kinda corrupt

Bloomberg reports:

Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, is stepping down from the board of a Chinese-backed private equity company, according to a statement given to Bloomberg.
The younger Biden, whose business interests in Ukraine are at the center of Donald Trump’s impeachment scandal, also promises to “forego all foreign work” if his dad is elected president in 2020.

uncle joe displaying flawless judgement yet again

four years ago he was a callow lad of 72 in a go-nowhere job, please let's not hold childish pranks from his youth against him

Biden is def not going anywhere soon barring a stroke or whatnot

Let’s put this in perspective: if you eliminate every single solitary soldier, tank, satellite, nuclear weapon, eliminate the Pentagon and it would only pay for 4 months of Medicare for All. 4 months.

Where do the other 8 months come from? Your paycheck. #DemDebate

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 16, 2019

is this supposed to be pro- or anti-M4A

Sounds great

is Biden even advocating FOR anything other than, idk, incremental progress? all I ever see or hear is him shitting on everyone else's plans.

truly an inspiring vision for these times.