PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Someone pointed out it’s probably his last chance to go off on Corbyn while protected by parliamentary privilege.

lol @ ian austin, i bet the bbc don't even bother reporting that. He is literally nothing.

so weird that he keeps referring to his notes bc what he's saying is so arbitrary.

crib sheet just says "u da man"

A dude so reactionary and toxic that even the Indie Group didn't want him

guess he can join the lib dems then

Remember seeing Michael Rosen tweet about Austin shouting him down during a holocaust education select committee, and he’s just so unpleasant

https://t.co/LYj7vMsh9c

— Simon Attwood Esq. (@SimonAttwood) July 1, 2019

this thick cunt - with his Britain stood alone bs desperately needs to read some david edgerton and stfu

what a horrible little toxic shit he is

think books would be wasted him on but I'm all for him stfu

even when Rosen is pointing out that jews were taken straight from guernsey to camps (fact) he's being a belligerent rude cunt. The Jewish Chronicle should be embarrassed to ever quote this idiot.

I wonder why the BBC found this among all the backbench contributions so noteworthy

Former Labour MP Ian Austin criticises Jeremy Corbyn during rule of law debate in the Commons, sparking row with Labour MP Liz McInnes https://t.co/uVaIZFGfWd pic.twitter.com/E18WxpxMSC

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) September 9, 2019

Ah fuck, Toynbee has rowed in behind Corbyn.

well her dad was a communist who used to get shitfaced with soviet agents (until he went into a right wing middle aged sulk)

her dad boldly predicted Tolkien was finished, just before he became a huge hit with US hippiedom. maybe she's learnt a lesson from her dad!

I think Amber Rudd's head is building death stars in her eye sockets - and they are slowly powering up

Corbz looking bored shitless by Boris' buffoonery.

just watching Newsnight and the look on Nigel Dodds' face when he finishes answering a question could flatten fields of sunflowers at half a mile

oh good god Johnson giving a preview of our upcoming infinitely long election campaign rn

He's ineffectually capering about like an organ grinder's monkey while Corbyn coldly eyes him like he knows he's got him on the end of a leash.

Nice to see Nicky Morgan sitting beside Boris and Theresa Villiers.

Jesus, Ian Blackford is such a pompous little prick.

the crofting tsar

I switched off but please let him have mentioned crofting? Angus Robertson was much better.

Lol Theresa May’s resignation honours list is out and she’s knighted Geoffrey Boycott.

Goodnight!

and a peerage for gavin barwell? is the whole list GBs?

be good if there were 84 of em

agent maybot sending out another signal

Sir Garry Bushell?

May also gave a peerage to John Mann. BOAK.

ffs embarrassing SNP guy indulging in a bit of Scots by way of the West of End of Glesga.

this is all less than 10% penetrable to me, but I love reading this thread

what the fuck is happening here

throwing shapes or throwing hail maries?

damn, I thought we were going to get some real crisis action for a minute there (Bercow looked like he wouldn't be leaving the chair)

one to entertain the tourists

I can confirm that we just sang Scots Wha Hae and now it’s Plaid and Labour having a wee go as well... Tories utterly dumbfounded !

— Martin Docherty-Hughes MP 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 (@MartinJDocherty) September 10, 2019

That was crazy

It seems Labour MPs , while holding signs, grabbed the speaker to stop him leaving.
Possibly Tory MPs barging and shouting towards the Labour MPs
Labour MPs singing 'The Red Flag'
SNP MPs singing 'Flower Of Scotland' or 'ScotsWha Hae'
Welsh MPs singing 'Bread Of Heaven'.

and some absolutely pished Tory MPs.

And Bercow looking like he would gladly fight MPs.

Bercow said he didn't give a 'flying flamingo' what a Tory MP thought of him.

The closing down of Parliament by Johnson & the Tories provoked anger in the Commons but also in the final moments of this Parliamentary session a defiant burst of singing of the “Red Flag” by Labour MPs. We will never let this extreme right wing Tory sect silence our democracy. https://t.co/0HLwcUQAdr

— John McDonnell MP (@johnmcdonnellMP) September 10, 2019

After the prorogation ceremony with Black Rod in the House of Lords, Speaker John Bercow returns to the House Of Commons to relay what happened in the ceremony to the boycotting #Labour MPs who shout “shame!” #emergencydebate #Commons #Prorogation pic.twitter.com/T00WnUcnCG

— Omar Moore (@thepopcornreel) September 10, 2019

Labour MPs and other opposition MPs line up to shake hands with Speaker John Bercow following the prorogation ceremony with Black Rod. No Tory MPs are in sight, though there are one or two MPs on the left side chamber. Extraordinary scene. Unprecedented. #Commons #emergencydebate pic.twitter.com/XGdvppYQdY

— Omar Moore (@thepopcornreel) September 10, 2019

Re that protest

Tonight in the chamber @LoveSocialism Labour and Green MPs symbolically opposed the prorogation of Parliament. It was based on the 1629 event, where MPs pinned the Speaker to his seat in an attempt to prevent the prorogation of Parliament. #DefendDemocracy #OurParliamentSilenced https://t.co/2VwpwfuKfN pic.twitter.com/NW3h2bwPrr

— Clive Lewis MP (@labourlewis) September 10, 2019

will gavin barwell ever be held to account for grenfell?

LibDems promising to revoke A50 is 2019’s version of ‘no tuition fees’.

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@MartinJDocherty

I can confirm that we just sang Scots Wha Hae and now it’s Plaid and Labour having a wee go as well... Tories utterly dumbfounded

Oh that's the prat I was refererring to last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkhtpYIRHAU

xp esp cos they’re like, if we don’t win a majority we will campaign for a 2nd ref and to remain lol

A senior Tory told @BuzzFeed News that MPs had told whips that May's political secretary Stephen Parkinson “ has to go and should avoid hanging on and becoming an even bigger story".

They described his outing of Shahmir Sanni as "very distasteful" https://t.co/Aq3LyPZiAk

— Stuart Millar (@stuartmillar159) March 26, 2018

feels like an odd move from the lib dems. all their messaging has been about winning conservative voters. by trying to head off labour as well they risk doing neither.

i mean not uncharacteristic obv. just not v smart.

Boycott knighthood getting a fair bit of pushback for honouring a domestic abuser and fan of blackface.

A majority of both Conservative (55%) and Leave (60%) voters, however, think a no-deal Brexit would result in a clean break from the EU, meaning the country could then focus on something else https://t.co/qlpc8bmVsj pic.twitter.com/t9VsWdSeZe

— YouGov (@YouGov) September 9, 2019

Cool.

The more this goes on the more I think the rest of the world needs to come up with a solution for the UK akin to that which Douglas Adams came up with for Krikket. It’s the only thing that will make these morons happy.

Alternatively I have a half-remember radio play vignette about an alternate reality Britain (reachable through a stair at the back of Harrods Foodhall) that was Edwardian Britain in with a small patch of the Algarve so people could go on holiday. Could someone in London check for the staircase and start sending people down.