PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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(xp) No-one really cares about the Queen tbh.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:09 (six years ago)

i think the alternation is a recent practice rather than a rule or even a convention

mark s, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:14 (six years ago)

but doesn't the queen care if the pm lies to her or not?

je est un autre, l'enfer c'est les autres (alex in mainhattan), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:15 (six years ago)

xp otm, but there’s probably the numbers for a moderate Lab speaker

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:17 (six years ago)

(xp) She does what she's told.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:20 (six years ago)

just looking at next speaker betting, Hoyle 4/6 fav but there has been some money on tory Eleanor Laing 12/1 to 5/1 .

calzino, Monday, 9 September 2019 17:51 (six years ago)

My God, another Tory from Paisley!

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Monday, 9 September 2019 17:59 (six years ago)

Laing is a fan of Rangers F.C., and the vice-chairman of the Westminster Parliamentary Rangers Supporters' Club.[10]

>:(

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Monday, 9 September 2019 18:00 (six years ago)

Sometimes HD television is very unnecessary. pic.twitter.com/UQFlulLnSJ

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) September 9, 2019

mark s, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:07 (six years ago)

Are we really supposed to believe that the Queen didn't know why Johnson wanted to suspend Parliament?

Matt DC, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:09 (six years ago)

Don't think so, especially after she was put in the picture by Swinson and Soubry at Nando's

anvil, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:18 (six years ago)

Are we really supposed to believe that the Queen didn't know why Johnson wanted to suspend Parliament?

I think you're holding the wrong end of the stick. Politically, it's more about Boris lying than the queen believing.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 9 September 2019 18:20 (six years ago)

Have had this on in background but darkly amused at Gove invoking article 8 of the ECHR to defend civil servants and spads. Was he so concerned about the chilling effects of surveillance before? Don’t seem to recall that.

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:28 (six years ago)

Since we’re speaking of the queen, this motion is “an humble address” which petitions her (government) to do something, in this case release stuff

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:30 (six years ago)

I see Barry G behind Corbyn just as if to annoy whoever said they were glad to see less of him earlier.

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:34 (six years ago)

PM is not there. Opposition MPs shouting “where is he?”

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:35 (six years ago)

I’m clearly the only one watching tonight lol so

Sickening to see MPs who have routinely trashed the Human Right Act and promoted intrusive surveillance legislation scurrying to hide behind ECHR and Article 8 in respect of electronic communications

— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) September 9, 2019

otm...?

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:36 (six years ago)

I see Barry G behind Corbyn just as if to annoy whoever said they were glad to see less of him earlier.

That was me, I don't mind looking at him or even listening to him as long as he's talking about anything but Labour Party policy.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Monday, 9 September 2019 18:37 (six years ago)

Corbyn refers to the government’s “numerous WhatsApp groups”. We live in a society...

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:41 (six years ago)

they are all run by MR seamas milne iirc

mark s, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:43 (six years ago)

Semi decent pronunciation of Taoiseach from Corbyn there. Prime shithousing as a Tory MP asks him how many paramilitary organisations he’s supported.

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:43 (six years ago)

xp. are they really using whatsapp to communicate? so trump knows everything that's going on, not that it is of any importance really.

je est un autre, l'enfer c'est les autres (alex in mainhattan), Monday, 9 September 2019 18:46 (six years ago)

Yeah lots of MPs use WhatsApp to communicate and the whips I think use WhatsApp or group texts to contact the MPs

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:47 (six years ago)

I see John Mann & Rory Stewart both voted against the motion to release Yellowhammer documents.
https://commonsvotes.digiminster.com/Divisions/Details/716?byMember=false#noes

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:50 (six years ago)

Tories got their "fuck the law" z team out here huh?

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2019 18:51 (six years ago)

fifteen years later My only reason for standing is that I disagree with the bill

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:55 (six years ago)

thank you to the people brave enough to watch this for reporting back, tbh

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:57 (six years ago)

Please enjoy this Gapes content as a corrective

HOWLING at gapesy in the background https://t.co/gUem0fi8ue

— Combabe Annie 🌹 (@combabeannie) September 9, 2019

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:57 (six years ago)

lol

calzino, Monday, 9 September 2019 19:06 (six years ago)

he should be the next speaker of the house

calzino, Monday, 9 September 2019 19:08 (six years ago)

Redwood then Swinson, fuck this shit.

calzino, Monday, 9 September 2019 19:09 (six years ago)

She's such a windbag I forget what she's talking about before each sentence is halfway thru

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:13 (six years ago)

Hopefully a Labour person will speak next.

Swinson’s bit wasn’t bad.

coup de twat (suzy), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:15 (six years ago)

You hoped too soon :/

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:16 (six years ago)

FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU. Ian Austin.

coup de twat (suzy), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:25 (six years ago)

Not watching - been overruled - what’s he done?

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 19:28 (six years ago)

grieve’s motion carried, holy shit

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:31 (six years ago)

Giving Jeremy Corbyn a rinsing about not being mainstream/an IRA and Hamas-supporting antisemitic arsehole who has no right invoking the rule of law and slandering the entire shadow cabinet while threatening the MPs telling him to go sit somewhere else that he was gonna come for them at the next election.

coup de twat (suzy), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:32 (six years ago)

Come for them how? He’s not with a party and he’s got a majority of 22.

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 19:33 (six years ago)

Austin just had a delusional self-serving attack on the Labour leadership to no real purpose other than his own cuntitude

Thank fuck Onionversity Challenge is on now

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:34 (six years ago)

Someone pointed out it’s probably his last chance to go off on Corbyn while protected by parliamentary privilege.

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 19:35 (six years ago)

lol @ ian austin, i bet the bbc don't even bother reporting that. He is literally nothing.

plax (ico), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:44 (six years ago)

so weird that he keeps referring to his notes bc what he's saying is so arbitrary.

plax (ico), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:45 (six years ago)

crib sheet just says "u da man"

plax (ico), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:45 (six years ago)

A dude so reactionary and toxic that even the Indie Group didn't want him

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:05 (six years ago)

guess he can join the lib dems then

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:16 (six years ago)

Remember seeing Michael Rosen tweet about Austin shouting him down during a holocaust education select committee, and he’s just so unpleasant

https://t.co/LYj7vMsh9c

— Simon Attwood Esq. (@SimonAttwood) July 1, 2019

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:26 (six years ago)

this thick cunt - with his Britain stood alone bs desperately needs to read some david edgerton and stfu

calzino, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:40 (six years ago)

what a horrible little toxic shit he is

calzino, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:41 (six years ago)

think books would be wasted him on but I'm all for him stfu

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:42 (six years ago)


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