PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

this is basically the entire thought process of Brexit in one image really

https://i.ibb.co/Rp5n9Hm/Capture.jpg

okay, this is basically the entire thought process of Brexit in one image really

Meanwhile, Tory MPs dropping like flies, the extremely annoying Claire Perry stepping down at the next election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOMqqI-kzHY

have... the wheels come off

were they ever on rly

why did i not know about Lib Dem Brexit spokesman Tomb Rake before?

Watching the House of Lords live, a Tory peer just said “If the prime minster is dead in a ditch, he’s not in the government”

Boris increasingly resembling Brian Jones in the last few months of his life - or maybe after he'd been fished out of his swimming pool.

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/7f0beb80e56b3368201e44c643b9ace1e6bf8103/0_177_5472_3283/master/5472.jpg?width=780&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=0e7ff6d9049060540977c93d997dc18c

are they watching dom cummings harvesting bull semen?

The exits are either Cameron era intake or old dinosaurs who wanted the quiet life in the backbenches and aren't gonna get it anymore. Johnson just has to hope that enough Brexit party voters come back (and let's face it getting rid of nice grandpa con remainers is the way) and enough Cameron-era libs stay, except the Lib Dems do seem (despite Swinson being shit) re-energised, so the 2nd part of that equation has a good chance of falling through.

xps to NickB enjoy the worst video of all time
https://youtu.be/r-MOQ2NIYmo

fp

;_;

tbf to Boris, visiting Peterhead is enough to drain the will to live out of anyone.

my god, he *is* the man that appears in the plan your own funeral ads that youtube thinks i want to see

tomb rake that is, not boris

omg that video

absolutely cursed content

Xps re: settlement. My EU friends are doing the same, despite constant, er, reassurances from the government that it's all going to be fine. One says his colleagues in the same situation have read various things which are making them a bit panicky although he thinks it's fb/twitter generated bollox. Obv otm that this is all fucking ridiculous.

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69750517_10219580717453070_6095426794893082624_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_oc=AQnKzZSxgMsgAYuhavB8pdaPbgVdsC9-vjyW_dmb2WtG9m7-iiEJAQeDTOVxvJsvqBI&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=045f0c6af9b9dda5336286b7ddcfc3f2&oe=5E0280D7

I'm kind of sick of hearing the word "deal." Enough fucking deals already.

I blame Noel Edmonds

(googles Noel Edmonds)

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/9VBI0ZPKihd.7QLZxx9d3Q--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NzQ0O2g9NDg5/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/00d3b76f006c1ff9731478b4df461c2f

welcome to britain

Blobby I recognize.

The more Johnson is trapped by Westminster, the more outlandish his nationalist gestures and rule-breaking instincts will get. He can win an election with 35% of the vote, and Farageists who despise Westminster can get him most of the way there.

— Will Davies (@davies_will) September 6, 2019

Say the No Deal dogmatists get him to 25%. The remaining 10% comes from anti-Corbyn paranoia. And I can't stop thinking about this https://t.co/Qn2e7F4FRz

— Will Davies (@davies_will) September 6, 2019

discus

Don’t make me tap the thread title

drake looking glum:

Hey @KFC_UKI, we’ve found an even bigger chicken than you. pic.twitter.com/9gBVe0p06a

— Conservatives (@Conservatives) September 6, 2019

drake going yay:

When you try to take on a Bargain Bucket all by yourself... pic.twitter.com/CBtpj0dpob

— KFC UK & Ireland (@KFC_UKI) September 4, 2019

jeremy fernard corbyn, there

the only good corporate tweet

always good to suggest to a potential social media ally that they're cowardly

I went to Noel Edmonds house, when I was a young teenager, around the year 2000ish. My grandad ran an antiques business and we were delivering a chest of drawers and a wardrobe. Heavy as shit, and he was really rude to me as I struggled to help my grandad get it up the stairs. He had a life size blobby in his hallway and everywhere was covered in pictures of him with bland c list celebrities from the time (I remember asking “whose that” as he had like 5 with Keith Chegwin all grouped next to each other) but seemingly none of his own family.

A right cunt.

Corbz looking good in a chicken suit actually.

shades of Gene Wilder in Stir Crazy. Like Bush says - as soon as the election comes it's completely invalidated.

Expect more of this.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/new-spin-doctor-number-ten-18796857

I think they (lame duck cooked goose turkeys voting for Xmas) will just transfer it to 'being too chicken to walk away without a deal' by then.

This is KFC not LBC don’t @ me. https://t.co/VOfnH5kb11

— KFC UK & Ireland (@KFC_UKI) September 6, 2019

so boris is channeling the mirror chicken while dom is possessed by the malevolent spirit of blobby, mere mummers playing the part of puppets, the fowl and the foul

oh fuck

xpost

this culminates in JC wearing a chicken suit y/n

Corbz wearing a blobby suit is the logical end point

Sorry but that image just makes me think of the Dictators (ha!) and their estimable "Go Girl Crazy" album.

https://cdn-s3.allmusic.com/release-covers/500/0001/416/0001416116.jpg

^ JC should do a parody of this.

handsome dick replaced with a large cock?

big drop pic.twitter.com/XWUjnzSuLt

— Vincent Wood (@wood_vincent) September 6, 2019

Remembering how chaotic everything was around the March deadline, it's incredible how easy it has been to get a bill passed mandating a second extension. Boris and Cummings trying to play bad guys for a second and the proroguing thingy really backfired.

Bill passed in the Lord's. Becomes law on Monday

And btw that is how to and that tricky question:

Enjoyable vignette from @PickardJE's lunch with John McDonnell https://t.co/R0actSXeSz pic.twitter.com/x82Dcw4sQo

— Patrick Maguire (@patrickkmaguire) September 6, 2019