PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

is the 'dead in a ditch' still an option?

Or 4) die in a ditch

Xp

make an album with synthesisers iirc

He likes to do the things he doesn't like to do..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IHcp8Pl_X4

He doesn't want to die in a ditch but Jessamine Collymore has left him no choice.

https://www.hawaiistatefcu.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Cover-Popcorn-Sold-Out_HERO-Web-1110x458.jpg

Poor old Bojo struggling to regain his pre-season form.

After a dawn visit to Peterhead’s fish market several hours earlier, Johnson seemed tired, taking several attempts to answer questions.

our indefatigable pm standing strong and stable

The prime offered a curiously-phrased answer to a question about his own future during a 12-minute long press conference with newspaper reporters in Aberdeenshire, lacking his normally self-confident bounce and bluster.

He was asked by the Guardian when he might resign, given he had won the Tory leadership with a pledge to unite the party and the country, yet had presided over deep splits in both. He answered:

“What I said was that we had to deliver Brexit, unite the country and defeat Jeremy Corbyn. And that’s what we’re going to do.”

He was asked again: at what point do you think you might resign?

“Er … Well … I think after those three objectives have been accomplished I will … At some point after those three objectives have been accomplished.”

They are going have JFK style boost him up with crystal meth if the poor lamb is knackered before the election campaign has even started! Lol Corbz is ten times fitter than him

Xp

After a dawn visit to Peterhead’s fish market several hours earlier, Johnson seemed tired

visions of him running amok amid the trestle tables and scarfing down several buckets of raw herring to try and get his strength back

lmao

No raw herring IIRC, the Spanish have nicked it all, that’s why we need brexit.

MAH BUCKET

he does have the bearing and carriage of a giant honking sea lion, it’s true

For old time’s sake

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/029/lolrus.jpg

it was a simpler time

I has a brexit

heads gone

this is basically the entire thought process of Brexit in one image really

https://i.ibb.co/Rp5n9Hm/Capture.jpg

okay, this is basically the entire thought process of Brexit in one image really

Meanwhile, Tory MPs dropping like flies, the extremely annoying Claire Perry stepping down at the next election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOMqqI-kzHY

have... the wheels come off

were they ever on rly

why did i not know about Lib Dem Brexit spokesman Tomb Rake before?

Watching the House of Lords live, a Tory peer just said “If the prime minster is dead in a ditch, he’s not in the government”

Boris increasingly resembling Brian Jones in the last few months of his life - or maybe after he'd been fished out of his swimming pool.

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/7f0beb80e56b3368201e44c643b9ace1e6bf8103/0_177_5472_3283/master/5472.jpg?width=780&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=0e7ff6d9049060540977c93d997dc18c

are they watching dom cummings harvesting bull semen?

The exits are either Cameron era intake or old dinosaurs who wanted the quiet life in the backbenches and aren't gonna get it anymore. Johnson just has to hope that enough Brexit party voters come back (and let's face it getting rid of nice grandpa con remainers is the way) and enough Cameron-era libs stay, except the Lib Dems do seem (despite Swinson being shit) re-energised, so the 2nd part of that equation has a good chance of falling through.

xps to NickB enjoy the worst video of all time
https://youtu.be/r-MOQ2NIYmo

fp

;_;

tbf to Boris, visiting Peterhead is enough to drain the will to live out of anyone.

my god, he *is* the man that appears in the plan your own funeral ads that youtube thinks i want to see

tomb rake that is, not boris

omg that video

absolutely cursed content

Xps re: settlement. My EU friends are doing the same, despite constant, er, reassurances from the government that it's all going to be fine. One says his colleagues in the same situation have read various things which are making them a bit panicky although he thinks it's fb/twitter generated bollox. Obv otm that this is all fucking ridiculous.

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69750517_10219580717453070_6095426794893082624_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_oc=AQnKzZSxgMsgAYuhavB8pdaPbgVdsC9-vjyW_dmb2WtG9m7-iiEJAQeDTOVxvJsvqBI&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=045f0c6af9b9dda5336286b7ddcfc3f2&oe=5E0280D7

I'm kind of sick of hearing the word "deal." Enough fucking deals already.

I blame Noel Edmonds

(googles Noel Edmonds)

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/9VBI0ZPKihd.7QLZxx9d3Q--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NzQ0O2g9NDg5/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/00d3b76f006c1ff9731478b4df461c2f

welcome to britain

Blobby I recognize.

The more Johnson is trapped by Westminster, the more outlandish his nationalist gestures and rule-breaking instincts will get. He can win an election with 35% of the vote, and Farageists who despise Westminster can get him most of the way there.

— Will Davies (@davies_will) September 6, 2019

Say the No Deal dogmatists get him to 25%. The remaining 10% comes from anti-Corbyn paranoia. And I can't stop thinking about this https://t.co/Qn2e7F4FRz

— Will Davies (@davies_will) September 6, 2019

discus

Don’t make me tap the thread title

drake looking glum:

Hey @KFC_UKI, we’ve found an even bigger chicken than you. pic.twitter.com/9gBVe0p06a

— Conservatives (@Conservatives) September 6, 2019

drake going yay:

When you try to take on a Bargain Bucket all by yourself... pic.twitter.com/CBtpj0dpob

— KFC UK & Ireland (@KFC_UKI) September 4, 2019