PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

do not want

“Please leave my town.”
“I will, very soon.” pic.twitter.com/3gqW2SwqMi

— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) September 5, 2019

it’s been quite a day for our prime minister, all told

Anyone watching this super cringe?! He's doing that "joke" again (who opened up abt this, about him at some donor night) by deliberately messing up a punch line.

It was Jeremy Vine

LOL @ people worrying over Bozzer's mental health on Channel 4 News after less than one day of his 'election campaign'.

this is just like an episode of In The Thick of It.

— Simon Hedges (@Orwell_Fan) November 8, 2017

I’m in stitches imagining the shadow cabinet doing this:

Interviewing Lloyd Russell-Moyle today, he said BJ frequently gets distracted while making a speech and just stares vacantly around. Opposition now actively trying to distract him by making weird noises.

— (((Zoe Williams))) (@zoesqwilliams) September 5, 2019

Just woke up and the very first thing I heard was JRM’s Wakefield comment on the radio. He is the lowest of the fucking low evil motherfucker.

how is it that every single voter quoted in this article seems like a goddamned moron, albeit each in their own unique way?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/05/wakefields-weary-voters-boris-johnson-never-speaks-to-normal-folk

Plenty of decent people in Wakefield but afternoon vox pops always get people who are not at work etc.

*sucks in breath*

Dr David Nicholl said in response to JRM "I am not bothered about Jacob Rees-Mogg. I’m not going to take a single word of health lessons from a muppet like him."

always get people who are not at work etc

shouldn't the article be filled with quotes from the proverbial "lazy" Slovakians, Romanians etc. then

(joeks bruv)

xp

https://www.dropbox.com/s/mex5w90d32ho94a/IMG_4191.JPG?raw=1

https://www.dropbox.com/s/9sbu0p1r2ixam67/IMG_4190.JPG?raw=1

^^^^the news content we need, thanks Ed!

Explain, Ed?

The NHK (BBC equivalent) 9pm news’s take on Brexit. Earlier they explained today’s fatal train crash near Yokohama using an N-Scale model train and a cardboard truck.

The whole programme is here. Brexit segment from about 24 minutes in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWILfy1qGMw

Especially at Soames' humiliation. Cummings ain't all bad, giving some of these cunts a kicking.

It was Jeremy Vine

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, September 5, 2019 9:49 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

So it was, ta!

I feel sorry for the fainting copper, I really do, but it can only be karma doing these things (I felt sorry for May's falling letter too). I marveled at how utterly broken and 'off' BJ was at the press co. It's like just after his mouth started to blurt out nonsense, he woke up and realised that no, this is not a nightmare, he really is awake and he really is clueless and embarrassing himself.

Oh boohoo, Kwasi Kwarteng whimpering about personal attacks on Boris Johnson on Question Time, fucking unbelievable. Also, why am I watching this shite?

idk obviously you should be listening to the back half of Children of the World

fiona bruce doesn't know what labour's position is

the host of britain's foremost political programme, ladies & gentlemen

iunno because I don't get paid 300k+ to understand this stuff but I think if I did I'd maybe make an attempt to understand broadly what their position is

More convinced than ever that the Tories and the Brexit Party are planning some sort of electoral pact.

fiona bruce fuck off challenge

how much of a cretin do you have to be to make ian blackford seem sympathetic

Did Boris Johnson go to Wakefield just to mess with the SEO for Jacob Rees Mogg's Andrew Wakefield comparison?

the 'you're frit' line just doesn't work when the SNP are polling at 80+%

Yeah this is bad. (surprised they're programming Newsnight and QT at the same time)

They don't know or care about anything outside of England, you must know that.

(xp)

Kwarteng, LibDEms, Fiona Bruce, dumb fucking audience members - send them all into fucking space.

andrea jenkins falling apart on Newsnight was a treat tho

suzanne evans hasn't been on for a bit, funny that

Did Boris Johnson go to Wakefield just to mess with the SEO for Jacob Rees Mogg's Andrew Wakefield comparison?

it just takes five minutes of this shit to kneel down and thank the lord i don't believe in that we don't have a program like QT on. though i suspect we'll have our own dire version of it. vox-popping the ratings up.

the new newsnight NN logo is so clearly fascistic that you have to wonder why it wasn't flagged up. Maybe it was intentional.

fascistic still better than a hammer and sickle amirite

We know the production teams on NN and QT are fond of fascists, so why not have a logo to match?

howtf is this in london - QT audience commissioner has performed a worldy here. found every leaver in london

Bussed them in from every provincial shithole in England.

alison fuller pedley, that is...
https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/ourbeeb/is-question-time-s-audience-producer-really-fascist/

fiona bruce just freely interrupting audience members now is it

m8 m8 m8 m8

Insisting she’s confused about Labour policy is just mind-numbingly disingenuous.

trolling?

wish it was. i'd send her straight to yr trolling thread, but she's just really not on.

Pointy mansplaining Brexit arse Richard Tice really likes getting in the space of women who contradict him.

Gossip note: he’s shagging the equally mendacious Brexit Party MEP Alexandra Phillips.

"Alexandra Phillips MEP
@BrexitAlex
Afrophile, Cruciverbalist, Advaitin, Brexiteer and Cat Lover with a passion for Formula 1 and Food. MEP for @brexitparty_uk
in the South East"

:-(