PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

standing directly in the sun in all-black garb can't be helping

Missed a prime opportunity to barf on his head.

wonder if any of these policemen have any thoughts on the subject of leaving people dead in ditches

Good to see here's a leader that really reaches out when someone's in need amirite

That Ian Paisley quote isn’t any better the more he repeats it.

this is astounding

You absolutely love to see it 😁*

The Telegraph has been told by two sources in the rebel group that relations between Boris Johnson and Dominic Cummings are becoming strained thanks to the behaviour of his chief adviser https://t.co/GFtDbuFWsO

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) September 5, 2019

Apologies to my dentist

remember when May got a cough and the letters fell off? seems like sheer statesmanship

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDqnV7BUYAAiDoW?format=jpg&name=small

He's going to start dancing soon :(

Like I was just thinking this yesterday. Making her instagram rant seem measured and her NOTHING HAS CHANGED!!!1 bit seem less laughable by the second

Like

He is literally doing the same as her? Repeating the exit date. Going on and on about Corbyn. No responsibility. It’d be hilarious if I was watching this happen somewhere I didn’t live.

Still kind of hilarious tbh

Boris rarely gets coverage this bad that’s sustained or that he can’t bluster his way out of it and it’s an obvious shock. Corbyn is watching like, pfff, amateur.

jyremee crybnob, you have made it impossible for me, the prime minister's brother, to be a conservative mp pic.twitter.com/KAMOoHpXI0

— Cynical Bathtub (@cynical_bathtub) September 5, 2019

Ah sweet that neurologist's outside Parliament now challenging JRM to come outside and libel him

This speech sounds a lot of fun from ILX reports but BBC news is on in a minute and I would expect them to report it as a rhetorically effective performance that put the pressure where it belonged - on Labour.

It's been said by a bunch of us over and over again but BBC pundits' determination to represent the views of the gammon on the street has debased their journalistic credibility forever, it somehow keeps being shocking no matter how often you see it

Kuenssberg wearing mourning I see

he was really low energy - the only time he seemed to perk up was when he was attacking JC on the 15/10 election, and then the cop fainted which unsettled him again

In other news, Dr David Nicholl has taken to College Green with a message for Jacob-Rees Mogg...asks him to repeat his earlier comments outside the House of Commons, and if he does, Nicholl says “I will sue” pic.twitter.com/O9gZM69jqp

— ollie cole (@ProducerOllie) September 5, 2019

yikes - BBC have some good footage of BJ getting pelters on the street in leeds

boris looks absolutely fucking knackered

xps to NV

STEVE BANNON:
Now I’ll list the races from most to least important.

JOURNALIST:
Awful. Go on.

— James Colley (@JamColley) September 3, 2018

really need the election to be postponed until after Johnson's died in a ditch tbh

wonder if any of these policemen have any thoughts on the subject of leaving people dead in ditches

Depends if they served in the troubles
― gyac, Thursday, 5 September 2019 16:42 (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

goddamn thats a solid connection

Seems like the wheels have already fallen off Boris' cardboard box bus.

graun not impressed

Boris Johnson's speech and Q&A - Snap verdict

That was the most extraordinary prime ministerial press conference we’ve seen for years - perhaps not quite as dramatic as Theresa May’s “nothing has changed” meltdown, but certainly more peculiar. Even by Johnson’s standards, it was rambling and shambolic. The only rational explanation I can think for what happened is that it is all part of some ultra-cunning plan to convince Jeremy Corbyn that he can vote for an election because Johnson will be such a hopeless campaigner, but life normally doesn’t work like that. If it looks like a cock-up, it probably is a cock-up.

Daily Mail journalist:

Verdict from lobby colleague: 'That was more Boris Yeltsin than Boris Johnson'

Northern vox pops all white people! I wonder how many they film versus how many are aired.

tories will be missing a trick if they dont at least consider offering leo the gig next tbh

(xp) Only white people are working class.

xp he’s too left wing for them

aye and i'm not sure he's sound on the backstop

xp he’s too left wing for them

― gyac, Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:44 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

you can bet that im storing that one up for again

I have today informed my Association Chairman that I will not be standing at the next General Election. My decision is a personal not political one. My statement to constituents: https://t.co/PJzdlRwFfB 1/2

— Nick Hurd (@NickHurdUK) September 5, 2019

😘

Personal not political yet I see the word 'Brexit' mentioned 🤔🤔🤔

he shd've stopped and campaigned for parents' work rights if it's that much of a burden

Not only was his speech a car crash but now Boris is getting pelters for using police officers as a political prop a la Trump. It just keeps getting better.

tbh that solid wallogina of pigs was pretty funny

Gammon in front of bacon

that bloke from Wakefield who said to Boris: Do me a favour, please leave my town. otm

Go Wakefield!!!

Who is that man?! https://t.co/F2RnIm5Hgd

— Fionna O'Leary, Rees Mogg Can Call me Sir #FBPE (@fascinatorfun) September 5, 2019

Massive respect to the guy in Wakefield who snuck this bag into the background during the @bbclaurak interview of @BorisJohnson 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/NFfXRWiOci

— Tracey Anderson (@Tracey_ACA) September 5, 2019

at least May knew her limits and stuck to Tory safe spaces when she campaigned in Yorkshire.

Letting BJ do a walkabout with Kuenssberg gives him too much -- for one thing he can be demagogue with passers-by and get them to shout for Brexit, for another he doesn't get asked serious questions as say Paxman might once have done.

As JC said: BJ is evading scrutiny to an extraordinary degree.

But the fainting cop really is one of the great moments of its kind.

I’ve just been texting back and forth with my friend who’s from Wakey/Ossett and he says he’d love to see Boris fending for himself on the Westgate Run.

it would the briefest "Wakey Run" ever!

[would be]

let’s start some iron rules of britain for interloping yankees:

1 if I’ve heard from your faither I don’t need to hear from you
2 never need to hear from a hugo, will, jolyon or oliver

Trump level if this hasn't been shared before:

This embarrassment is our Prime Minister. This is the man we send to the world as our representative. Making a formal speech with full coverage at a time of unprecedented national crisis on the subject of law and order. It’s like we accepted some perverse bet to outstupid the US. pic.twitter.com/SeMN0MJfWd

— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) September 5, 2019