PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

saj just said "Labour's great recession"

Now there's someone who loves to bully calmly go about their business like always.

xp re: Bercow

They should do PMQs like that every day until bj is bullied into hysterical tears, then he should be taken straight to jail

I mean it wouldn't fix anything, I would just enjoy watching it

I think "we're all gonna die" has run its course tbh, and would appreciate more widespread acknowledgement of the fact that we're all already dead

Javid getting bullied

"Come what may, do or lol we're all gonna die"

xxp I think that nice Mr Lovecraft had some words for that.

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— tradingaswdr (@tradingaswdr) September 4, 2019

I don’t get where Sturgeon is coming from. It is surely better to have an extension in hand before an election, especially when the chances of a hung parliament with little time to act are high.

Westminster has turned into some sort of Marxism festival

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Well I just learnt that Brexit in Japanese is EU離脱 so maybe we can use that.

末永くEU離脱していので神様にならいたい。

Don't really want month to month (or close enough) threads but I guess enough is happening to warrant it

Saj is telling his gangsta stories again

I think "we're all gonna die" has run its course tbh, and would appreciate more widespread acknowledgement of the fact that we're all already dead

I wld like to second the rt hon member for biscuits' motion

Javid says his brother is a police officer.

ACAB

SCBAB

"the largest local spending increase since 2010 we fucking annihilated their budgets ..."

LOL @ a pre-election giveaway when there's no election.

Javid says he would not be here as chancellor if he had not been to a further education college.

AFECAB

I for one believe our new one nation overlords and can't wait to experience the Socialist dreamscape they're gonna fund

'People's priorities' are NHS, education and police - says Javid.

yeah those are def in my top 50

I saw PMQs.

BJ a new low - different somehow from previous Con PMs - in his complete disregard of questions. Each response was just an irrelevant spasm of his own - the entitlement and lack of seriousness very much like watching some kind of repulsive very fat child. Or, yes, Donald Trump.

Johnny Mc SICKEST BURN

What did he say?

Javid says he actually prefers Genesis's early 80s work

ABACAB

xp

roughly "i think the member for Uxbridge is shouting at me. the last time he shouted at somebody the police had to be called"

Lol fuck

John McDonnell, the shadow chancellor, is responding to Javid.

He welcomes Javid to his new job. But he says after that speech, he is starting to miss the old one.

He says his own father was a bus driver too. But he says that is probably all they have in common.

He says the speech was “a compendium of meaningless platitudes”.

He says Javid should take it back to the person who wrote it - Dominic Cummings.

He says Boris Johnson is shouting at him now. He tells Johnson that the last time Johnson shouted at someone, they had to call the police, he said.

Lol

nice

shades of Vardy

drag him John

marry me john mcdonnell i luv u

Can’t wait for big Johnny mc to tell the story of how he was raised on a diet of broken biscuits in response

THEYVE BEEN IN GOVERNMENT FOR NINE YEARS

Also half joking about new thread but mainly prompted by me getting the too slow message every time I post

Lol the dig about the little red book didn’t even get a giggle from his own benches

pretty sure this is what you might call a..... logistical beatdown

Not exactly convincing stuff here

But red book was a classic and funny McD burn on Gideon, there's nothing to dig at!

Genuinely in awe they found someone less charismatic than spreadsheet Phil for this gig

Looking forward to Sontar Saj being grilled on the funding of twice as many police officers as Abbott proposed two years ago oh wait

McDonnell says Boris Johnson just said “pathetic” to him.

McDonnell says he knows what develops real pathos – seeing the experience of those suffering from benefit cuts, he says.

Don't ever fuck with an autodidact.

Wow at the footage:

Watch Boris Johnson heckle John McDonnell, only for McDonnell to joke that the last time Johnson was shouting, the police were called:#SpendingReview pic.twitter.com/oz0xfnmglJ

— British Politics (@BritishPol) September 4, 2019

I actually thought Johnson was muttering at McD while sitting next to Javid but from the video he's somewhere else, further away in the commons barking out at the Cummings jibe?

Not sure he'll last the election at all.

I mean obviously he will contest but he is really totally off. Just weird.

Ofc Johnny Mc is a proud scouser so the gloves are well and truly off

HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE THERE AT ALL

he bottled bcz he intuited it wd be horrible, he wz coaxed back as may flailed with cunning plans and no doubt billionaires offering material and political rewards, he decided -- in his infinite dog-ate-my-homework arrogance -- that he could probably wing it at least towards the workable new state that may couldn't wrangle, BUT IT'S HORRIBLE AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE THERE

in other news: the police arrested over 50 quakers yesterday who had gathered in protest outside a huge arms fair in london