PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

@NickBoles
Corbyn should learn from history. If Brown had called an election in Sept 2007, he would have won. By Oct, the honeymoon dust had worn off and it was too late. If Corbyn grants Johnson an Oct election, Johnson is odds on to win. By Nov, after an extension, he will be beatable.
10:24 AM · Sep 4, 2019

Buffoon undermines own argument - Johnson's honeymoon is already over, his polls bounce was pitiful and his party are at their weakest since before the global crash.

I find the classroom monitoring cute at best

lol you do this all the time

hmm will certainly look out for anyone itt wasting their time lecturing ppl, thx

effective labour succession planning

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He's ready

king power a worrying slogan tbh

dmac

it was the timing if anything of sic's post that bothered me the most as well and you don't make a convincing moderator tbf! But today is a new day and me and my main jazzman Ken have some '63 vintage hard bop flacs to download!

'63 vintage hard bop flacs

ah yes, the digital equivalent of ahem 'jazz mags' iirc

I am trying to argue with the content of what people post, like that was the intent last night xpost to mark

the "rebel" tories apparently opted to sit on their own side in their own old seats bcz the HoC is built not to be large enough for all its MPs or something

laura kuenssberg referred to this (bafflingly aka tellingly) as "sitting on the naughty step"

calz man i wouldnt have waded in if i wasnt ready for the digs, its no worse than what you get in the kitchen in tralee anyways!

troublesome imagery: the father of the house having a hard bop

bojo: "Child poverty is up, pensioner poverty is up"

fair play, he makes a good case for changing the govt

it’s all barnier and juncker’s fault obv

Feel like we’re rapidly approaching new thread territory

If the new thread doesn’t reference ____ calmly as I always do it’s not worth it

“Make it last forever. Brexit never ends. LOL we’re all gonna die”

bullying calmly as i always do

otm mr Dhesi, he's just fucking shellacked boris.

Bercow is really enjoying this

"worth it" is an unconscionably high bar for this or any other thread IMO.

saj just said "Labour's great recession"

Now there's someone who loves to bully calmly go about their business like always.

xp re: Bercow

They should do PMQs like that every day until bj is bullied into hysterical tears, then he should be taken straight to jail

I mean it wouldn't fix anything, I would just enjoy watching it

I think "we're all gonna die" has run its course tbh, and would appreciate more widespread acknowledgement of the fact that we're all already dead

Javid getting bullied

"Come what may, do or lol we're all gonna die"

xxp I think that nice Mr Lovecraft had some words for that.

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— tradingaswdr (@tradingaswdr) September 4, 2019

I don’t get where Sturgeon is coming from. It is surely better to have an extension in hand before an election, especially when the chances of a hung parliament with little time to act are high.

Westminster has turned into some sort of Marxism festival

— Charlotte Gill (@CharlotteCGill) September 3, 2019

Well I just learnt that Brexit in Japanese is EU離脱 so maybe we can use that.

末永くEU離脱していので神様にならいたい。

Don't really want month to month (or close enough) threads but I guess enough is happening to warrant it

Saj is telling his gangsta stories again

I think "we're all gonna die" has run its course tbh, and would appreciate more widespread acknowledgement of the fact that we're all already dead

I wld like to second the rt hon member for biscuits' motion

Javid says his brother is a police officer.

ACAB

SCBAB

"the largest local spending increase since 2010 we fucking annihilated their budgets ..."

LOL @ a pre-election giveaway when there's no election.

Javid says he would not be here as chancellor if he had not been to a further education college.

AFECAB

I for one believe our new one nation overlords and can't wait to experience the Socialist dreamscape they're gonna fund

'People's priorities' are NHS, education and police - says Javid.

yeah those are def in my top 50

I saw PMQs.

BJ a new low - different somehow from previous Con PMs - in his complete disregard of questions. Each response was just an irrelevant spasm of his own - the entitlement and lack of seriousness very much like watching some kind of repulsive very fat child. Or, yes, Donald Trump.

Johnny Mc SICKEST BURN

What did he say?

Javid says he actually prefers Genesis's early 80s work

ABACAB

xp

roughly "i think the member for Uxbridge is shouting at me. the last time he shouted at somebody the police had to be called"

Lol fuck

John McDonnell, the shadow chancellor, is responding to Javid.

He welcomes Javid to his new job. But he says after that speech, he is starting to miss the old one.

He says his own father was a bus driver too. But he says that is probably all they have in common.

He says the speech was “a compendium of meaningless platitudes”.

He says Javid should take it back to the person who wrote it - Dominic Cummings.

He says Boris Johnson is shouting at him now. He tells Johnson that the last time Johnson shouted at someone, they had to call the police, he said.