PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

meltism is far left in aus tbf

sic you cant post in here this is the calz and xyz thread

lads will ye wind the fuckin necks in semi permanently if everyone asks ye nicely or what the fuck

love yiz an all but

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/54/95/e1/5495e1a31a6bd10287ac00aa667b4020.jpg

Important point in Corbyn only being willing to agree to an election (needing 2/3 maj under FTPA) *after* the anti-No Deal law is on the statute books

It means a General Election can't be organised 14 Oct, and hence only *after* the European Council

So no Deal for Johnson https://t.co/f3l8PMTkJN

— Jon Worth (@jonworth) September 3, 2019

it feels good! nothing has felt this good for some considerable time now

it looks like a massive fuckup

lol

leave calzino alone!

dominic cummings, our tesco value steve bannon, in absolute shambles tonight

tories kicking out guto bebb with his aberconwy majority of ~600 (& mb even justine greening with her putney maj of ~1500) seems rash

the tories acting rashly u say, unprecedented

you love to see it
https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2018/11/cumberbatch-brexit-0cdcd6f.png

leave calzino alone!

― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:46 (fifty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

! im only robustly requesting our two fine lads, who know each that im a fan, consider that this extremely active thread not be subject to such consistent attack dog treatment from em

im sure theyll let me know what they think of such a request in similarly robust or better terms and we'll all carry on towards a glorious ken clarke govt happily together

If I burst onto some thread on something i don't know shit about with some copied + pasted comments section shit I expect to get pilloried on here as well. so stfu Dmac !

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i dont care what jarry sez lads i think ye are great craic

Lol Tim shipman had to delete that tweet about Cummings threatening Corbyn

shippersbound

As one of several shadow cabinet members stood right next to Jeremy (who was on the phone at the time) I just thought there was some loud bloke who stunk of booze yelling at us. https://t.co/27O7kTUYsL

— Cat Smith (@CatSmithMP) September 3, 2019

LOL @ Cummings making Nick Timothy seem like a political genius.

I just bumped into Dominic Cummings, who was clutching a glass of red wine and wandering along the parliamentary press corridor, lost and looking for a particular newspaper office. This is not a usual occurrence.

— Peter Walker (@peterwalker99) September 3, 2019

cummings is merely that wisp of a stale fart that N Timothy left behind in front of no 10 in that "famous" pic.

Cumberbatch mysteriously unavailable for the sequel "Dom and Dommer".

who the fuck is scraeming &c

governing calmly as I always do

i guess i better update my electoral registration

I noticed this evening how similar Cummings and Kuenssberg look, someone shoud have checked his pockets for a blond wig

same, but the rule is not to parrot what all the melts are saying when you post utter shite on here!

I have read you shouting about "melts" approx. 9,792x a day for the last three years but am literally no closer to knowing what a melt is tbf

(the calz/xyz rhetorical style of screaming and shooting wildly at literally anyone who gets close enough for them to see the whites of the eyes has my full endorsement as a method of coping with the stress of society's incipient collapse, but it can leave onlookers & victims alike unelucidated as to what opinions they actually wish everyone would hold)

anyway I apologise for thinking Corbyn's policy positions seem good

jfc i take a bullet for the clown and as i turn around to die i see him sitting there calmly posting as he normally does

preeshed it deems

Dominic Cummings, do you want picking up in the morning pal?https://t.co/SFNYlBhPXd

— Stephen Smith (@SteveNickSmith) September 3, 2019

so like a tuna melt?

If this the last week or so is a tactical error by Cummings/Johnson, what should they have done differently. If you want to leave on the most definitive terms possible, what was the right move here?

Definitive/suicidal

He played a weak hand weakly, but whatever he did this was always going to end up with an election. Which I think he could win, unfortunately - although the most likely outcome is another hung parliament, and it all starts again like some hellish GIF we can't escape from

For what it's worth I agree with sic upthread - Labour has right policies, wrong leader. For whatever reasons, whether to do with his actual qualities or simply the perception of them, Corbyn will never appeal to a broad enough section of the population to allow Labour the absolute majority needed to implement their policies. There are other Labour people who could front those same policies with more chance of electoral success.

so sorry to share this

(Blows off finger guns) pic.twitter.com/rNEKfh42RO

— Peener Sweden (@PeenerSweden) September 3, 2019

There are other Labour people who could front those same policies with more chance of electoral success.

― Zelda Zonk,

Who's your preferred, ZZ?

Perhaps I’m late to the reception but I would like to note that calzphabet posts are frequently some of the most rewarding reading on this thread regardless of whether I can decipher exactly what their platform planks are (which btw seem pretty obvious to me - move fast & embrace socialism & kick out the royals)

Regardless I think the obvious answer is to elect Laura Pidcock for Queen, your nonexistent constitution probably allows that so “crack on” “tally ho” etc

I like this thread because there’s more drunk posting than the US politics thread

the drunk posting on the us politics threads is indistinguishable from the sober posting. It’s all just self mutilation until Trump is gone and McConnell is dead and the SCOTUS is no longer a lock to recriminalize abortion. Over here they have “snap elections” and “2nd refs” and all these glimmers of hope.

so hopeful (takes a drink)

truly anything could happen, but it's impossible to understand what is ever now happening—thrilling

xxxxxpost

I think someone like Keir Starmer could get Labour over the line

A lot of the “same policies, new leader” was tried in 2016 when Owen Smith ran against Corbyn, promising all the policies people liked about Corbyn - he lost.

KS is Not It; he has his place but he is not a natural leftist and the party membership want a left-wing leader. For better or for worse, the two parties are running on very distinct platforms, which you couldn’t say in 2015.

tl;dr, don’t make me tap the sign

How many times must I post Stephen Bush's speech to Progress from last year? pic.twitter.com/P6qwpf7FIM

— Phil Battersby (@WoyHattersly) August 20, 2019