PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Jared O’Mara watch: Jared did not turn up

if there's one thing that the last few years have taught us it's that corbyn doesn't have a clue what he's doing but will also use his total control to force labour mps to vote to leave nato as soon as he (never) gets into power

Ouch pic.twitter.com/1iFr5gfNdY

— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) September 3, 2019

"or extremely sceptical on, EU / single market membership though. and nothing on Ireland, I'll do a search now"

By rejecting calls for a general election he has helped ensure that no deal doesn't take place, but go off on one.

The state of these vox pops in the graun

Martin and the Woolleys bemoan the “collapse” of shopping in their market, which is only half-occupied on Tuesday. Business has suffered since they opened 20 to 30 years ago, they said, because of the rise of internet shopping, sprawling new supermarkets and American-style malls such as the Trafford Centre and Wigan’s Grand Arcade. All of this leads to a feeling that things used to be better. “Me and my wife knew, before we came into Europe and everything was OK, you could get a job and save up for a house. You can’t do it now. They’ve inflated all the prices, Europe,” said Ray Woolley.

xp
it's usually best to post before you have even a remote idea wtf the you are talking about tho!

that is certainly my approach

Relax Rory’s going nowhere (til the election)

Strange that a decision has been made to remove the whip from so many colleagues who were ministers so recently. Particularly when we voted repeatedly for a Brexit deal. I can’t think of a historical precedent. But I am not stepping down as an MP.

— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) September 3, 2019

Lauren on point though

Lauren Gossen, 16. “I don’t know why David Cameron even let everyone decide – he should have just done it himself if he’s just going to quit. He’s a saddo.”

The whole idea that the "threat" of No Deal gives the UK any sort of advantage is so risible but seems impossible to unpick

never stopped me

xxps

yes it's a tale as old as time

well or at least june 2001

I don't know anything and I post all the time

Aye, apparently Leadsom was completely wrong earlier about the second chance tomorrow - I am guessing no-one was particularly cowed by it?

I know it's been a busy day, but I didn't see anyone mention the leak to the Telegraph(!) that there's no plans for a deal at all?

EXC: Inside Brexit War Cabinet:

- Dominic Cummings described EU negotiation as "a sham" in internal strategy meetings, per two highly placed sources.

- AG Cox warned Johnson it was "complete fantasy" to think EU would bin backstop 1/threadhttps://t.co/jU8TkvAtow

1/thread

— Peter Foster (@pmdfoster) September 2, 2019

i know everything but sadly i never post

"that is certainly my approach"

same, but the rule is not to parrot what all the melts are saying when you post utter shite on here!

BG you only know that we're going to die lol...and that is enough knowledge for one person. xp

welcome itt: shitposting
not welcome itt: shit posting

Also some small glee that David Cameron's diaries are coming out in a few weeks, and he'll be on the media rounds over the next few weeks.

(more glee would be "and then fed to wild dogs", but you take what you can get)

meltism is far left in aus tbf

sic you cant post in here this is the calz and xyz thread

lads will ye wind the fuckin necks in semi permanently if everyone asks ye nicely or what the fuck

love yiz an all but

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/54/95/e1/5495e1a31a6bd10287ac00aa667b4020.jpg

Important point in Corbyn only being willing to agree to an election (needing 2/3 maj under FTPA) *after* the anti-No Deal law is on the statute books

It means a General Election can't be organised 14 Oct, and hence only *after* the European Council

So no Deal for Johnson https://t.co/f3l8PMTkJN

— Jon Worth (@jonworth) September 3, 2019

it feels good! nothing has felt this good for some considerable time now

it looks like a massive fuckup

lol

leave calzino alone!

dominic cummings, our tesco value steve bannon, in absolute shambles tonight

tories kicking out guto bebb with his aberconwy majority of ~600 (& mb even justine greening with her putney maj of ~1500) seems rash

the tories acting rashly u say, unprecedented

you love to see it
https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2018/11/cumberbatch-brexit-0cdcd6f.png

leave calzino alone!

― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:46 (fifty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

! im only robustly requesting our two fine lads, who know each that im a fan, consider that this extremely active thread not be subject to such consistent attack dog treatment from em

im sure theyll let me know what they think of such a request in similarly robust or better terms and we'll all carry on towards a glorious ken clarke govt happily together

If I burst onto some thread on something i don't know shit about with some copied + pasted comments section shit I expect to get pilloried on here as well. so stfu Dmac !

😌😌😌

😘😘😘

i dont care what jarry sez lads i think ye are great craic

Lol Tim shipman had to delete that tweet about Cummings threatening Corbyn

shippersbound

As one of several shadow cabinet members stood right next to Jeremy (who was on the phone at the time) I just thought there was some loud bloke who stunk of booze yelling at us. https://t.co/27O7kTUYsL

— Cat Smith (@CatSmithMP) September 3, 2019

LOL @ Cummings making Nick Timothy seem like a political genius.

I just bumped into Dominic Cummings, who was clutching a glass of red wine and wandering along the parliamentary press corridor, lost and looking for a particular newspaper office. This is not a usual occurrence.

— Peter Walker (@peterwalker99) September 3, 2019

cummings is merely that wisp of a stale fart that N Timothy left behind in front of no 10 in that "famous" pic.

Cumberbatch mysteriously unavailable for the sequel "Dom and Dommer".

who the fuck is scraeming &c

governing calmly as I always do

i guess i better update my electoral registration

I noticed this evening how similar Cummings and Kuenssberg look, someone shoud have checked his pockets for a blond wig

same, but the rule is not to parrot what all the melts are saying when you post utter shite on here!

I have read you shouting about "melts" approx. 9,792x a day for the last three years but am literally no closer to knowing what a melt is tbf

(the calz/xyz rhetorical style of screaming and shooting wildly at literally anyone who gets close enough for them to see the whites of the eyes has my full endorsement as a method of coping with the stress of society's incipient collapse, but it can leave onlookers & victims alike unelucidated as to what opinions they actually wish everyone would hold)