PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

please, andrea leadsom, keep saying that labour want to stop brexit, it’s a definite vote-winner for jeremiad cronenberg

Actual LOLs @ Jacob Rees-Hawtrey.

21 Tory rebels.

fucking funny hawtrey meme.

now INDEPENDENTS:
ken clarke
nicholas soames
spreadsheet phil

who is John Mann again?

BREAKING

21 Tory MPs rebelled and will be stripped of whip:

Bebb
Benyon
Brine
Burt
Clark
Clarke
Gauke
Greening
Grieve
Gyimah
Philip Hammond
Stephen Hammond
Harrington
James
Letwin
Milton
Nokes
Sandbach
Soames
Stewart
Vaizey

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) September 3, 2019

I was gonna do Easter 1916 with a list of the Tory rebels but I can't be arsed to do the work

State of this fuckin tweet

Quick view on (current) #Brexit UK:

* votes on Wed to block no deal and Johnson saying he will reject this and table an election vote
* 21 Tories rebel, including Ken Clarke; Churchill's grandson and Philip Hammond
* Corbyn will say he stopped no deal
(1/2)

— Fiachra Ó Cionnaith (@Ocionnaith) September 3, 2019

this guy is just yelling BE A GOOD BOY over and over pic.twitter.com/6JpW2x3AIC

— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) September 3, 2019

who is John Mann again?

An eeh-by-gum cunt.

I feel like I need a flowchart at last, trying to figure out what's next.

Johnson says he won't ask for an extension. Barring fireworks tomorrow or Lords trickery, it'll be law that he has ask for an extension to by Thursday. He wants an election rather than ask. Parliament won't give him an election until he asks. Then parliament prorogues (assuming the privy counsel has actioned that and the courts don't stop it).

I mean, whatever happens this doesn't seem like a election-winning platform for the Tories. Even if they say "we need No Deal back on the table" in the manifesto they're in the middle of losing the City alongside their own grandees.

Rory wherefore art thou?

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/8afe6e8976da7cf44fd0ff93062c25b7557548ce/0_0_1218_831/master/1218.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=7104b1415dfa35fae68023458540034c

His picture has been redacted by MI6

best-pic.jpg

hahahahahh

Woah. PM bottles it? Andrea Leadsom suggests Tory rebels have another chance to avoid whip withdrawal/deselection if they back govt tmrw. (via BBC)

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 3, 2019

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Oh gosh yeah, you fucking coward Stewart

haha shat it

mark has posted all the images of rory stewart in existence, there are none left

LOL @ Boris unconvincingly trying to shout down Corbz, he is so fucking crap.

He said Corbyn did not want an election then seconds later that Corbyn had been begging for a GE for over 2 years. Flap.

we’re all gonna die but I’ll be laughing at zebra’s best-pic comment as we go off the cliff dr strange love style

Newsnight following the crumin can't decide if he wants an election or not line here

Where did this idea come from that Johnson was some kind of Churchillian orator, about from himself obviously?
His announcement yesterday was dreadfully done, obviously totally spooked by the demonstration nearby and his blustering about today just looked like, well, blustering.

Outdoing May for incompetence in record time

That poor dog's getting an earful tonight. Hope Javid's recording.

ken clarke p lucid on newsnight rn

so Labour's goal here is to get an extension and not have an election? idg how this is a victory and not just another delay of the inevitable.

It ought to be plain as day that Boris has no plans to do anything but a no-deal crash out on November 1. The only alternative to this in his mind would be if the EU took all the initiative to prevent it by capitulating to Britain's every demand for favorable treatment.

That poor dog's getting an earful tonight. Hope Javid's recording.

* trying to avoid the obvious joke *

I guess it's not just Labour, "the opposition" then

xp

It’s to get an extension and an election.

so Labour's goal here is to get an extension and not have an election? idg how this is a victory and not just another delay of the inevitable.

Have an election at the proper time when Bozo has become a laughing stock who's destroyed the Tory Party.

Multixp why are some of the men in the picture titled Mr and some not, is it some arcane HoC rule?

Examples?

idg how this is a victory

Corbyn is already incompetent at winning an election & Labour have collapsed in the polls, so an election doesn't need to be his main priority

also he is pro-Brexit & thinks everyone will just live off community vegetable patches, but most of his party are Remain, so remaining in stasis suits his leadership

when Bozo has become a laughing stock who's destroyed the Tory Party.

but.... isn't that what just happened

some of them are women

The point of getting an election first is so the country doesn’t crash out during/just after an election campaign, so if labour won the election they’re not taking power to food and medicine shortages and deaths while the Tories slip off into the sunset

my guess would be those ones entered their title on the conservative party intranet or w/e

no

xxps

I didn’t know Ian Dunt posted here

always up for a package from katie razzle

"so Labour's goal here is to get an extension and not have an election?"

sic are you ok hun?

Are the nontitled ones unmarried maybe?

Tonight we defeated Boris Johnson in his first Commons test and tomorrow we will legislate against his disastrous No Deal plans.

We'll support a vote to call a General Election, so the people can decide our country's future, once the Bill to stop No Deal is law.

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) September 3, 2019

"Corbyn is already incompetent at winning an election & Labour have collapsed in the polls, so an election doesn't need to be his main priority"

Lol my phone but the state of this.

looking forward to lots of performative confusion about labour's stance on a GE over the coming days

... despite the fact the position can be put clearly in a tweet