PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

JRM looking like he knows they've fucked up.

Radge Soubz is radge

Lol at Mogg face realising he has become a meme. That lounging really needs to be on billboards.

No election until no deal is off the table, just seconded by the SNP

I was confused on this point, thx for clarifying

Luciana Berger looks well but no sign of Gapes :(

Johnson really riled by that Corbyn 'mob' out in the street, eh? Second time he's mentioned them.

Excellent from Corbyn

xps to stet - labour should put it on their materials

boris smirking like a naughty schoolboy, what a cunt

No one gives a shit about your careers.

haha trying to back everyone into a corner and.... they've backed themselves into the corner instead

Divisions not published yet

Johnson really riled by that Corbyn 'mob' out in the street, eh? Second time he's mentioned them.

Yes, he was saying, "He supports protests in the streets" earlier. It's damned disgrace, dontchaknow.

Cannot be unseen #HouseOfCommons pic.twitter.com/7rapHaZ9n5

— Lee Redman (@LeeRedders) September 3, 2019

Love everyone clearing out as fast as they can

xps to Tom D the mayor of London who bought water cannon to use on Londoners

DIVISIIIIIION
https://commonsvotes.digiminster.com/Divisions/Details/711?byMember=false

Give it up Mrs nobody gives a fuck about shepherds

Actual LOLs @ Jacob Rees-Hawtrey.

get they whips withdrawn, PM cummings ya wee jeans and sheux fuck

please, andrea leadsom, keep saying that labour want to stop brexit, it’s a definite vote-winner for jeremiad cronenberg

Actual LOLs @ Jacob Rees-Hawtrey.

21 Tory rebels.

fucking funny hawtrey meme.

now INDEPENDENTS:
ken clarke
nicholas soames
spreadsheet phil

who is John Mann again?

BREAKING

21 Tory MPs rebelled and will be stripped of whip:

Bebb
Benyon
Brine
Burt
Clark
Clarke
Gauke
Greening
Grieve
Gyimah
Philip Hammond
Stephen Hammond
Harrington
James
Letwin
Milton
Nokes
Sandbach
Soames
Stewart
Vaizey

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) September 3, 2019

I was gonna do Easter 1916 with a list of the Tory rebels but I can't be arsed to do the work

State of this fuckin tweet

Quick view on (current) #Brexit UK:

* votes on Wed to block no deal and Johnson saying he will reject this and table an election vote
* 21 Tories rebel, including Ken Clarke; Churchill's grandson and Philip Hammond
* Corbyn will say he stopped no deal
(1/2)

— Fiachra Ó Cionnaith (@Ocionnaith) September 3, 2019

this guy is just yelling BE A GOOD BOY over and over pic.twitter.com/6JpW2x3AIC

— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) September 3, 2019

who is John Mann again?

An eeh-by-gum cunt.

I feel like I need a flowchart at last, trying to figure out what's next.

Johnson says he won't ask for an extension. Barring fireworks tomorrow or Lords trickery, it'll be law that he has ask for an extension to by Thursday. He wants an election rather than ask. Parliament won't give him an election until he asks. Then parliament prorogues (assuming the privy counsel has actioned that and the courts don't stop it).

I mean, whatever happens this doesn't seem like a election-winning platform for the Tories. Even if they say "we need No Deal back on the table" in the manifesto they're in the middle of losing the City alongside their own grandees.

Rory wherefore art thou?

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/8afe6e8976da7cf44fd0ff93062c25b7557548ce/0_0_1218_831/master/1218.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=7104b1415dfa35fae68023458540034c

His picture has been redacted by MI6

best-pic.jpg

hahahahahh

Woah. PM bottles it? Andrea Leadsom suggests Tory rebels have another chance to avoid whip withdrawal/deselection if they back govt tmrw. (via BBC)

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 3, 2019

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Oh gosh yeah, you fucking coward Stewart

haha shat it

mark has posted all the images of rory stewart in existence, there are none left

LOL @ Boris unconvincingly trying to shout down Corbz, he is so fucking crap.

He said Corbyn did not want an election then seconds later that Corbyn had been begging for a GE for over 2 years. Flap.

we’re all gonna die but I’ll be laughing at zebra’s best-pic comment as we go off the cliff dr strange love style

Newsnight following the crumin can't decide if he wants an election or not line here

Where did this idea come from that Johnson was some kind of Churchillian orator, about from himself obviously?
His announcement yesterday was dreadfully done, obviously totally spooked by the demonstration nearby and his blustering about today just looked like, well, blustering.

Outdoing May for incompetence in record time

That poor dog's getting an earful tonight. Hope Javid's recording.

ken clarke p lucid on newsnight rn

so Labour's goal here is to get an extension and not have an election? idg how this is a victory and not just another delay of the inevitable.

It ought to be plain as day that Boris has no plans to do anything but a no-deal crash out on November 1. The only alternative to this in his mind would be if the EU took all the initiative to prevent it by capitulating to Britain's every demand for favorable treatment.