PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

blessed image, never tire of seeing it xp

the fuck

Excellent reaction face from Caroline Lucas there

DIVISIIIIIIION

I'm scared but also glad the division call shut that tedious bollocks up

Asmanyasareofthatopinionsayaye

what a time to be alive eh

I should be in bed

also my co-op was conspicuously devoid of 70% of its frozen stock earlier, not sure if panic buying of frozen goods or just that the freezers died again (as they have done at least twice already this summer)

when it is restored I will look out for rainbow cones

Does anybody know what they want to do with this extra 3 months if they get it thru?

run amuck

infighting, grandstanding, timewasting iirc

Otm

aps, ours gets like that when they have good offers on

They won't get the chance to do much because there will be an election in the meantime.

LOCK THE DOOOOORS

but srsly tho we’re kicking it three months down the road so that we can coincide food shortages with a heavy winter for maximum body count, really start off strong in thinning the herd of the elderly, the infirm, and infants

OK American here, while there's a lull, is it OK if I ask -- is that guy yelling "DIVISIOOOOOOON" like a wrestling announcer a normal part of Parliamentary procedure????

They won't get the chance to do much because there will be an election in the meantime.

― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Tuesday, September 3, 2019 9:59 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

b-0but purdah is cancelled

It's because of those infants we're in this predicament.

nothing is a normal part of parliamentary procedure, it's all insane

Yes.
https://youtu.be/EY7EIZl4raY

Tragically yes but he is a terrible showboater

Ffs get on with it I'm sleepy

Otm I have dishes & skincare to do

no rush, i’ve got another two and a half hours to go until my ps4 hard disk restore is finished

Oh no, fucked update?

nah, just installed a 2tb internal drive

(continued mid-lull gabble)

do the good folk of Ireland the other side of thon* currently depressingly much-debated border call the Co-op "the Co" or is it just the Nordies?

why would you abbreviate a four-letter abbreviation? I dunno, but now I do too, to the confusion of everyone here except the o/h

(* I think you also say "yon" not "thon", which is disappointing tbh as "thon" is my favourite word that makes no sense in my accent)

I made the misguided decision to make one more of these Bercow things. Now I've *really* got to get on with some work. pic.twitter.com/Oczl2x3ClS

— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri) March 29, 2019

old scottish folk would say the co-operATive (capitals denoting stress) when i was a lad

I've got an ungovernable fucking lab here dying for a walk. get the fuck on with arseholes! or alternatively i'm a bad dog owner!

blew my mind when I learned that "ye" is just misspelled "the" with "y" read for "ð" or "þ" or whatever, unless I'm wrong about that xps

We don’t have the same co op where I’m from, the co operatives are for farmers & their goods mainly?

assuming this is a govt loss, when is the election vote expected?

old scottish folk would say the co-operATive (capitals denoting stress) when i was a lad

They certainly would.

I guess after the vote tomorrow so they could do it between then & when the house rises on Friday

theres some say the cope

(same crew would say that-there instead on thon)

Ffs get on with it I'm sleepy

― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 bookmarkflaglink

It's taking a while..

I stopped at the coop on the way home but only got more beer, and anyway the freezers had apparently been ruined by a European fellow with an eye for the pink and yellow

The delay in the aye lobby

Easy Easy

Lol get on with it ffs Bercow needs to wee

The eyes, 328. The nose, 301.

Lol who shouted “another good start Boris!”

"not a good start boris"

Election set for before 17 October is it?

This is the first House of Commons vote of the Johnson premiership. The last Prime Minister to be defeated on their first vote was the Earl of Rosebery in March 1894. @DArcyTiP

— David Boothroyd (@220_d_92_20) September 3, 2019

this bloviating shithead

Johnny Mc dying for an election there

point of order, jerboa clawbeans

(is this how it's done)