PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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I mean, fine. https://t.co/qoaRZkYpHi

— Vauxhall Labour (@VauxhallLabour) September 3, 2019

I'm sure they'll be fighting to sign her up

arthur balfour?

Bercow’s replaying his favourite Bergkamp goals in his head

Genuinely, don’t want to make my chip any bigger - but no working class person would sit like that.

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) September 3, 2019

is this ... real?

The physical embodiment of arrogance, entitlement, disrespect and contempt for our parliament. pic.twitter.com/XdnFQmkfCS

— Anna Turley MP (@annaturley) September 3, 2019

the Yeomen are paid for their services with a small glass of port wine

the highest-ranking commoner in the realm

The Vice-Chamberlain's imprisonment is now purely ceremonial, though they do remain under guard

(xp) Yes, he is real.

tbf he wears nice suits

all right, dylan jones

xp if you like them three times too big

loving the entire house talking over jrm

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/nintchdbpict000409168973-e1527419373651.jpg?strip=all&w=849&quality=100

someone fed jrm after midnight

Just looked up and thought I saw Roy Hattersley speaking but it's some old Tory codger.

he looks like he wears the big lad's hand-me-downs

i mean, yes sprawling like that comes across arrogant and entitled blah blah, but also… he looks contorted and uncomfortable?

lol are all the MPs snarking abt it on twitter posting FROM THE CHAMBER, what does erskine may have to say abt TWEETS

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/112/Screen_Shot_2018-01-08_at_10.31.48_AM.jpg

jrm is actually several unviable foetuses standing on each other’s shoulders, so he can’t wear anything too form fitting. Also explains his views on abortion etc etc I’m probably too drunk to be posting

blessed image, never tire of seeing it xp

the fuck

Excellent reaction face from Caroline Lucas there

DIVISIIIIIIION

I'm scared but also glad the division call shut that tedious bollocks up

Asmanyasareofthatopinionsayaye

what a time to be alive eh

I should be in bed

also my co-op was conspicuously devoid of 70% of its frozen stock earlier, not sure if panic buying of frozen goods or just that the freezers died again (as they have done at least twice already this summer)

when it is restored I will look out for rainbow cones

Does anybody know what they want to do with this extra 3 months if they get it thru?

run amuck

infighting, grandstanding, timewasting iirc

Otm

aps, ours gets like that when they have good offers on

They won't get the chance to do much because there will be an election in the meantime.

LOCK THE DOOOOORS

but srsly tho we’re kicking it three months down the road so that we can coincide food shortages with a heavy winter for maximum body count, really start off strong in thinning the herd of the elderly, the infirm, and infants

OK American here, while there's a lull, is it OK if I ask -- is that guy yelling "DIVISIOOOOOOON" like a wrestling announcer a normal part of Parliamentary procedure????

They won't get the chance to do much because there will be an election in the meantime.

― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Tuesday, September 3, 2019 9:59 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

b-0but purdah is cancelled

It's because of those infants we're in this predicament.

nothing is a normal part of parliamentary procedure, it's all insane

Yes.
https://youtu.be/EY7EIZl4raY

Tragically yes but he is a terrible showboater

Ffs get on with it I'm sleepy

Otm I have dishes & skincare to do

no rush, i’ve got another two and a half hours to go until my ps4 hard disk restore is finished

Oh no, fucked update?

nah, just installed a 2tb internal drive

(continued mid-lull gabble)

do the good folk of Ireland the other side of thon* currently depressingly much-debated border call the Co-op "the Co" or is it just the Nordies?

why would you abbreviate a four-letter abbreviation? I dunno, but now I do too, to the confusion of everyone here except the o/h

(* I think you also say "yon" not "thon", which is disappointing tbh as "thon" is my favourite word that makes no sense in my accent)

I made the misguided decision to make one more of these Bercow things. Now I've *really* got to get on with some work. pic.twitter.com/Oczl2x3ClS

— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri) March 29, 2019

old scottish folk would say the co-operATive (capitals denoting stress) when i was a lad