PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

I'm afraid 5 minutes of rambling from Ken Clarke was enough for me.

you mean our next PM?

That was way more than five minutes, I saw Halley’s Comet fly past

It's so much easier listening than any US candidates debate.

Dying at the two snp frontbenchers immediately getting up and leaving

The disgraced former defence secretary has a thousand yard stare. Has he spoken yet?

I didn't specify whereabouts the five minutes was - he was (just about) on his feet when I tuned in.

Oh Jesus Christ is he seriously doing this again?????

Halley’s the Comet is Coming for jazzer Clarke.

The disgraced former defence secretary has a thousand yard stare. Has he spoken yet?

Which of the disgraced former defence secretaries are you referring to?

This is a Bercow one for the books: "Come what may, do or die" (lol were all gonna die)

There’s only one former disgraced defence secretary that matters

You would never ever believe how much my blood pressure soars hearing a knight of the realm complain that the UK doesn’t govern itself

I've got the Angkor thing on, there's hours of this shite still to go

Looking forward to not having 'Yes, its the rebel MP - tough like a ninja, stinging like a bee' running through my head all day

another yank here, seems like you all are having a spot of bother?

Oh goody it's Liam Fox. Why is the guy behind him pinching his nose? Does Fox reek?

(Why yes, yes he does.)

Nah we are calm and destroying ourselves as we always do

Ryan, Soubry, Leslie...come on Gapes

Take that image out of my head ffs

fuck this boring shite gonna watch the rise of 30's party instead, and then switch back if Schama is in it.

Can I recommend anyone with a coop near them goes out for some rainbow cones? Cos they’re banging

£1.19 a 4 pack, that's worth a try.

"We have no idea."

Look at him lolling on the front bench there!

Gonna listen to that Francois Bayle CD I bought in Paris. Leave the TV on, with sound down, in case of mace molestation.

Speaking of coop, whenever gapes comes into my timeline it says above the tweet “Jeremy Corbyn and Harry Goaz follow”. Why is deputy andy from twin peaks following gapes???

Sun Tzoubry showing her tactical nous by sensibly appealing to fellow MPs that they need to think about themselves rather than the future of the country when casting their votes. A true voice for change!

Why’s Jezza still following him?!

the memes

Can I recommend anyone with a coop near them goes out for some rainbow cones? Cos they’re banging

― gyac, Tuesday, September 3, 2019 9:50 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Harsh on Saer tbh, who is probably stuck in an Asda with a deckchair under his arm and blissfully unaware

And he says he was surprised when Jacob Rees-Mogg argued that passing the Benn bill could interrupt the great set pieces that follow the Queen’s speech. (See 7.40pm.) Grieve says, as a Conservative, he likes the set pieces that follow the Queen’s speech.

Does Parliament have to pass ceremonial legislation

Sun Tzoubry LOOOOOOL thanking you for that

BREAKING: 17 Labour MPs including @GloriaDePiero @SKinnock and @CarolineFlintMP plan to amend tomorrow's anti-No Deal bill (if the opposition win tonight) to call for the latest version of the @theresa_may deal to be put to parliament. Their full statement coming up

— iain watson (@iainjwatson) September 3, 2019

Oh holy Jesus I go to look at Twitter after Labour has a good day and AAAARGH

BREAKING: 17 Labour MPs including @GloriaDePiero @SKinnock and @CarolineFlintMP plan to amend tomorrow's anti-No Deal bill (if the opposition win tonight) to call for the latest version of the @theresa_may deal to be put to parliament. Their full statement coming up

— iain watson (@iainjwatson) September 3, 2019

Just wreckers man

lol thomas villiers noble as a result of the Duke of Buckingham's (George Villiers') mom being a vicarious starfucker who did everything she could to get her preternaturally sinuous son into legendary lech James VI/I's ambit.

but before all that, how's this for posh? after marrying an 80-y-o former sheriff with no heirs, she was thirtysomething and, while her creaking sugardaddy was away, "with false keys, picklocks, and other instruments and engines, broke open the doors and locks of the parlours, chambers, studies, and closets, and did rifle and ransack the said chambers, parlours, studies, closets, chests, trunks and cupboards and did convey away £2000 in money." she also stole several bales of wool.

Five weirder accounts Corbyn follows:

- Lisa Maffia
- Hairy Bikers
- SBTV
- lad bible
- Elizabeth Hurley

those queen's speech set pieces in full: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Opening_of_Parliament#Sequence_of_events

(all also available as rides in blobbyland)

xp how is lisa maffia a weird account

Lad Bile? Really? xp

Eh they can submit an amendment but Bercow doesn’t have to select it

xxp weird for JC

what exactly is the game with those blue labour morons

I guess trying to demonstrate for their constituents that they were trying to deliver Brexit

PETULANT MANCHILD

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5a13650c140000602b50e7ea.png

lol

stephen kinnock is such a fucking cunt

IDS picking his nose is top trend atm

lol mark s