PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Feel like now would be a good time to brush the kittens in advance of the drama

JRM using the old "call marty mcfly a chicken" trick here regarding VONC

SNP on the mic so ofcourse that's the cue for bbc world news to stop the live broadcast..

Brush the kittehs!

tbh (and nicholas soames notwithstanding) i think northern ireland sec theresa villiers may be the actual real currently poshest MP (if this means blue-blood aristo descent): she is a direct descendant of thomas villiers, 1st earl of clarendon, and beyond him of edward ii lol

speaking with my gold top hat on JRM is *not really that posh*

typical scotophobic agenda from the london based tory media

Was gonna say JRM's dad had a job, fake posho

you sound cynical but yr not wrong xp

xxxp got a street in London named after her family

Hilary Benn’s brother has a title though right?

Oh I’m afraaaaaaaaaid that is the nature of the hard Brexit

Lol The Indie Group are still kicking it

yes stephen benn is the third viscount stansgate, but the benn titles only go back to the start of the 20th century (a liberal baronetcy of course)

I wouldn't say there's *no* support from the public for NDB dude

Lol parliament tv is trending

I’m not watching that shit

I'm afraid 5 minutes of rambling from Ken Clarke was enough for me.

you mean our next PM?

That was way more than five minutes, I saw Halley’s Comet fly past

It's so much easier listening than any US candidates debate.

Dying at the two snp frontbenchers immediately getting up and leaving

The disgraced former defence secretary has a thousand yard stare. Has he spoken yet?

I didn't specify whereabouts the five minutes was - he was (just about) on his feet when I tuned in.

Oh Jesus Christ is he seriously doing this again?????

Halley’s the Comet is Coming for jazzer Clarke.

The disgraced former defence secretary has a thousand yard stare. Has he spoken yet?

Which of the disgraced former defence secretaries are you referring to?

This is a Bercow one for the books: "Come what may, do or die" (lol were all gonna die)

There’s only one former disgraced defence secretary that matters

You would never ever believe how much my blood pressure soars hearing a knight of the realm complain that the UK doesn’t govern itself

I've got the Angkor thing on, there's hours of this shite still to go

Looking forward to not having 'Yes, its the rebel MP - tough like a ninja, stinging like a bee' running through my head all day

another yank here, seems like you all are having a spot of bother?

Oh goody it's Liam Fox. Why is the guy behind him pinching his nose? Does Fox reek?

(Why yes, yes he does.)

Nah we are calm and destroying ourselves as we always do

Ryan, Soubry, Leslie...come on Gapes

Take that image out of my head ffs

fuck this boring shite gonna watch the rise of 30's party instead, and then switch back if Schama is in it.

Can I recommend anyone with a coop near them goes out for some rainbow cones? Cos they’re banging

£1.19 a 4 pack, that's worth a try.

"We have no idea."

Look at him lolling on the front bench there!

Gonna listen to that Francois Bayle CD I bought in Paris. Leave the TV on, with sound down, in case of mace molestation.

Speaking of coop, whenever gapes comes into my timeline it says above the tweet “Jeremy Corbyn and Harry Goaz follow”. Why is deputy andy from twin peaks following gapes???

Sun Tzoubry showing her tactical nous by sensibly appealing to fellow MPs that they need to think about themselves rather than the future of the country when casting their votes. A true voice for change!

Why’s Jezza still following him?!

the memes

Can I recommend anyone with a coop near them goes out for some rainbow cones? Cos they’re banging

― gyac, Tuesday, September 3, 2019 9:50 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Harsh on Saer tbh, who is probably stuck in an Asda with a deckchair under his arm and blissfully unaware

And he says he was surprised when Jacob Rees-Mogg argued that passing the Benn bill could interrupt the great set pieces that follow the Queen’s speech. (See 7.40pm.) Grieve says, as a Conservative, he likes the set pieces that follow the Queen’s speech.

Does Parliament have to pass ceremonial legislation

Sun Tzoubry LOOOOOOL thanking you for that

BREAKING: 17 Labour MPs including @GloriaDePiero @SKinnock and @CarolineFlintMP plan to amend tomorrow's anti-No Deal bill (if the opposition win tonight) to call for the latest version of the @theresa_may deal to be put to parliament. Their full statement coming up

— iain watson (@iainjwatson) September 3, 2019