PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

It's one of those fire thingies, only use it for playing monogrammed really but my phone's flat and I'm too ducked to get off the sofa

xxxp i guess who knows any more

It's nice to poke in occasionally to compare/contrast our respective monumental clusterfucks. The grass is always greener...somewhere, presumably.

Nonograms,fucked,gosh this spell check is horrible

JRM confronted by one of the few people in the chamber posher than him

Hilary Benn, not Naz Shah

Ours feels a bit like the captain spotted the iceberg and called for full speed ahead, yours feels a bit like the captain responded by calling for his crew to stark hacking the ship apart with fireaxes.

Eco-friendly monograms included, I'm in :)

My sister (and nephew) has British citizenship, so I do like to try and stay modestly informed. Watching this though is fascinating, both as a distraction from our own ongoing shitshow and also because ... well, mostly that. But it is fun to drop into this whole different pool of heroes and villains, watch a bit of Parliament, and try to sort out which is which.

is there a channel to watch this on or should i go online

gawdy gubbins fears for the tired frit lil crátúrs in the hice

BBC parliament but you can watch online if you haven’t got it

I've been watching it streamed on the right honorable Jeff Bezos's newspaper site.

xp get ready to tug your forelock

i stand waiting as i normally do

jrm using all the c words but the relevant one there at the end

I'm missing a documentary about Angkor to watch this bollocks ffs oh God it's the SNP bloke again

I'll admit it's mostly fascination and distraction for me as well, even though I've lived in England for a short-ish time, but long enough for some sort of bond to have formed that will never go away? And I've still friends there.

JRM needs a vaporub.

All I can see is your man’s mr blobby tie behind him

Lol Gyac!

Feel like now would be a good time to brush the kittens in advance of the drama

JRM using the old "call marty mcfly a chicken" trick here regarding VONC

SNP on the mic so ofcourse that's the cue for bbc world news to stop the live broadcast..

Brush the kittehs!

tbh (and nicholas soames notwithstanding) i think northern ireland sec theresa villiers may be the actual real currently poshest MP (if this means blue-blood aristo descent): she is a direct descendant of thomas villiers, 1st earl of clarendon, and beyond him of edward ii lol

speaking with my gold top hat on JRM is *not really that posh*

typical scotophobic agenda from the london based tory media

Was gonna say JRM's dad had a job, fake posho

you sound cynical but yr not wrong xp

xxxp got a street in London named after her family

Hilary Benn’s brother has a title though right?

Oh I’m afraaaaaaaaaid that is the nature of the hard Brexit

Lol The Indie Group are still kicking it

yes stephen benn is the third viscount stansgate, but the benn titles only go back to the start of the 20th century (a liberal baronetcy of course)

I wouldn't say there's *no* support from the public for NDB dude

Lol parliament tv is trending

I’m not watching that shit

I'm afraid 5 minutes of rambling from Ken Clarke was enough for me.

you mean our next PM?

That was way more than five minutes, I saw Halley’s Comet fly past

It's so much easier listening than any US candidates debate.

Dying at the two snp frontbenchers immediately getting up and leaving

The disgraced former defence secretary has a thousand yard stare. Has he spoken yet?

I didn't specify whereabouts the five minutes was - he was (just about) on his feet when I tuned in.

Oh Jesus Christ is he seriously doing this again?????

Halley’s the Comet is Coming for jazzer Clarke.

The disgraced former defence secretary has a thousand yard stare. Has he spoken yet?

Which of the disgraced former defence secretaries are you referring to?

This is a Bercow one for the books: "Come what may, do or die" (lol were all gonna die)

There’s only one former disgraced defence secretary that matters

You would never ever believe how much my blood pressure soars hearing a knight of the realm complain that the UK doesn’t govern itself

I've got the Angkor thing on, there's hours of this shite still to go