PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

It's only allowed if you do it in a silly voice

there's types of things you can't say (like personal abuse or calling an hon/member a liar) but levels of noise is i think never an issue

these are weird rules to have for eating boogers

https://www.parliament.uk/about/how/role/customs/

^^^brief summary of erskine may (the relevant rules). speaker will shout "ordah ordah ordah" if s/he feels someone is being unfairly drowned out

lol "dragging the speaker of the house of commons"

xp didn't JRM make sure mp's can't use the words 'and', 'or' and 'blobby' anymore?

it has never been ok to mention blobby, in any forum at any time

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article13590383.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/21_Mr-Blobby-theme-park-in-a-run-down-state.jpg

Emily Thornberry got in trouble for shouting BOLLOCKS at someone.

that's from Dunblobbin isn't it? the one theme park I'd visit, and it got smashed. Goodbye England rose. xp

That’s ids digging for gold there yeah?

xp somebody’s never been to Nigloland

dude there's also camelot in lancashire:

https://www.themeparktourist.com/sites/default/files/images/Camelot%20%281%29.preview.jpg

The one in Dolancourt? No I hate theme and "amusement" parks with a passion. The only ones worth while are those catalogued in the outstanding 'abandoned amusement parks' thread imo.

But I will tell you this: I hate rides, but I'd ride Blobby.

xp

Fped

the blobby's not for riding

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camelot_Theme_Park

Surely half of the names of the rides in Camelot were discarded vhs pr0n titles

xp Proudly taking an fp for the team :)

Sky News has learned the Brexit negotiating team under Boris Johnson has been reduced to less than a quarter of the size of the team under Theresa May

— Sky News Breaking (@SkyNewsBreak) September 3, 2019

They need the extra money to polish Dominic Cumming’s huge shiny head and enormous galaxy brain

Don't like the idea of labour blocking an election tbh. Altho maybe Johnson has given them a bit of cover by saying he definitely doesn't want one. But still, in this game of brinkmanship 'bring it on, cunt' looks the better pose.

It ought to be plain as day that Boris has no plans to do anything but a no-deal crash out on November 1. The only alternative to this in his mind would be if the EU took all the initiative to prevent it by capitulating to Britain's every demand for favorable treatment.

Bercow pull your damn smock up

not sure he has the stomach for no deal tbrr - I think his only play was to manufacture a scenario where an election was 'forced' upon him... labour's shift might just pull the rug out from under him

Idk. I don't think Labour can win an election with Corbyn at the helm. Rather a racist than a (supposed - the smear seems to have worked) communist behind the wheel. Blocking both a NBD and an election seems like the only way to get a result here.

xp to Bananaman

I can’t tell if it’s good or not honestly. Can’t shake the feeling that members of the commeltariat who were only yesterday yelling about stupid Corbyn walking into the election elephant trap sage Blair warned about will suddenly be all “what happened to ‘we’re ready for an election’?” and blame him for not anticipating whatever illegal bullshit Johnson might do between now and Oct 31

Me tuning into this shite to see JRM mentioning the Illuminati
https://media.giphy.com/media/fDO2Nk0ImzvvW/giphy.gif

Just been eco-friendly googling to check if Gulliver's Kingdom is still open

So that guy, the house leader, is a right honorable twit, right?

good news that labour's next GE manifesto will be even more expansive than the 17 manifesto - one corollary of JC pushing the debate to the left

Bercow's body language while having to listen to JRM's trite garbage is a scene

Eco-friendly?I typed "worriedly",$stupid kindle

I have to admit Americans itt is one of the few high points of this shitshow

You can use a kindle to post to ilx?! What am I still doing with my fridge on my lap? xp

Fucking it knowing you

You degenerate

There are more than one Americans on this thread? (JiC)?

Ugh, 5 mins was all I could take.

xp :D

Aimless is another (American, not degenerate)

struldbruggin, we're struldbruggin, we're what's happening

irl undignified lol @ wins

silby comes in and out sometimes?

It's one of those fire thingies, only use it for playing monogrammed really but my phone's flat and I'm too ducked to get off the sofa

xxxp i guess who knows any more

It's nice to poke in occasionally to compare/contrast our respective monumental clusterfucks. The grass is always greener...somewhere, presumably.

Nonograms,fucked,gosh this spell check is horrible

JRM confronted by one of the few people in the chamber posher than him

Hilary Benn, not Naz Shah

Ours feels a bit like the captain spotted the iceberg and called for full speed ahead, yours feels a bit like the captain responded by calling for his crew to stark hacking the ship apart with fireaxes.

Eco-friendly monograms included, I'm in :)

My sister (and nephew) has British citizenship, so I do like to try and stay modestly informed. Watching this though is fascinating, both as a distraction from our own ongoing shitshow and also because ... well, mostly that. But it is fun to drop into this whole different pool of heroes and villains, watch a bit of Parliament, and try to sort out which is which.

is there a channel to watch this on or should i go online