PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

It takes a nation of shitheads to hold us back

Ooh Johnson just said the surrender Bill thing

even his own side could barely get a noise together for it

LOL @ the dreaded Maybot holding on to a Tory majority for three years and Dickhead & Dom losing it in 5 weeks.

dickhead dom still bringing the lolz tho

Fascinating titbit of what happened as 'rebel alliance' of MPs were sitting outside PM's office as they waited for meeting.
I'm told several of them were 'hectored for an extended period of time' by Dominic Cummings. He then apparently told them "I don't know who any of you are!"

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 3, 2019

Someone just punch that IT clown already.

Just a reminder that Lib Dems can realistically take around 10 seats from the Tories and 2 or 3 at best from Labour bar some serious SNP '15 level swings.

Corbyn speaking in the Commons now, home workers (and shirkers).

Cummings couldn't have happened to a nicer party

Madam I am not shirking I am poorly

And shirking

this cumbervatchian dark genius/don't u see it's the joker bs around cummings is not going to stand up to much scrutiny. he's just another tosser on the vine who'll be forgotten about within months.

cries of no surrender will play well w the DUP

i just love watching all the bullshit explode against reality though. that hardcore Rational Man (and usually is a man) set miss fundamental things about the cussed nature of the world (and maybe it’s blessed aspects as well) and so all their left doing is clambering out of their car crashing going “i must update my priors”.

xp

*they’re. fu cummings.

Good last line from Corbyn: this is a government with no mandate, no morals and as of today, no majority 🔥

— Maya Goodfellow (@MayaGoodfellow) September 3, 2019

And Nooooooo Mandinka

Oh dear John Redwood is still alive

And heeeeeeeere's Radge Phil

Oh dear John Redwood is still alive

what is dead may never die

the uk is collapsing before our eyes all because a bunch of cranky old ladies didn't like the idea of polish people installing their drywall

— Allah Ventano (@allahliker) September 3, 2019

I dare you to anticipate Joaquin Phoenix in Todd Phillips's JOKER [Started by Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.) in April 2019, last updated two minutes ago by ... (Eazy)] 80 new answers

PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end) [Started by mark s in July 2019, last updated two minutes ago by xyzzzz__] 655 new answers

helldude go on BBCQT

@patrickwintour
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Asked by Phillip Hammond why the UK has not put any proposals to the EU, Johnson says "his friends across the Eu has said there is no point beginning formal talks as long as there is a risk that parliament will make that negotiation impossible". Implausible.

Unfit to govern part kerjillion

The chair of LGBT Lib Dems quits the party in response to Philip Lee joining.

“A homophobe, a xenophobe, and someone who thinks people should be barred from the country if they are ill.

Fuck this.
Fuck this so hard.” https://t.co/CBcd0LZTPA

— Oliver Cooper (@OliverCooper) September 3, 2019

Excellent

I thought the Lib Dems were not a single issue party.
I thought we had a soul and principles.
But apparently as long as you are on the right side on brexit we'll take you.

oh dear...

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thought you were blaming e e for this for a sec

weer goin
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In his response to Trickett, Gove criticised Labour for backing the SO24 motion. Referring to Geoffrey Howe’s quote in the speech he gave after he resigned from Margaret Thatcher’s cabinet, Gove says people sometime talk about the team captain breaking someone’s bat before they go out to face the bowling. Gove says that Labour’s approach would be so damaging to the government’s strategy that it would amount to “blowing up the whole pavilion”.

Apparently Boris is threatening to take his ball home if they don't play nicely with him

just nervous cos he knows shermie crubín knows plenty of ppl who could blow up that pavilion

wtf is happening

I will be voting today against a no-deal Brexit pic.twitter.com/ELmBfNBMjq

— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) September 3, 2019

running out of useable aquaphibian jpgs here ppl

Lol the Thatcher biographer cmoore just described the B Johnson planned manifesto as "rather left wing"

what time is the big vote?

guardian reckons 10-ish BST

good luck uk

lol owned

Labour chief whip Nick Brown just told PLP the party would not back PM's snap election bid. He said party wanted Johnson to "stew in his own juices" and be made to "own" his mess, one present says.
John McDonnell didnt demur.

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 3, 2019

I needed a smile on my face today - here’s hoping it’s the right way. Happy to eat my words if they’ve got w legit escape from the “looking chicken” accusation (which I’m guessing they do have with no deal prevention)

if they refuse election and pass bill.. that's bojo fucked no?

This fella having his dinner on the job 🤢 #SkyNews #TheCommons pic.twitter.com/8bH6I63gEX

— jay woolley (@jaywoolley92) September 3, 2019

Well he'll still have his betrayal narrative, don't know how much it'll help him in an election, I assume Farage's mob will clown him unmercifully

What are the heckling rules of Parliament? Obviously it's not discouraged, but is there a limit to what is tolerated?

It's only allowed if you do it in a silly voice

there's types of things you can't say (like personal abuse or calling an hon/member a liar) but levels of noise is i think never an issue

these are weird rules to have for eating boogers

https://www.parliament.uk/about/how/role/customs/

^^^brief summary of erskine may (the relevant rules). speaker will shout "ordah ordah ordah" if s/he feels someone is being unfairly drowned out

lol "dragging the speaker of the house of commons"

xp didn't JRM make sure mp's can't use the words 'and', 'or' and 'blobby' anymore?

it has never been ok to mention blobby, in any forum at any time

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article13590383.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/21_Mr-Blobby-theme-park-in-a-run-down-state.jpg

Emily Thornberry got in trouble for shouting BOLLOCKS at someone.

that's from Dunblobbin isn't it? the one theme park I'd visit, and it got smashed. Goodbye England rose. xp

That’s ids digging for gold there yeah?

xp somebody’s never been to Nigloland