PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Based on nothing much more than my own ill informed theory. I think the current polling flatters the Brexit party somewhat and election conditions will concentrate minds and votes elsewhere and the tories will be the main beneficiaries. I think Farage is overplaying his hand and team boris know it.

Sorry this is old it has only just been brought to my attention

The greatest thing you'll see today...pic.twitter.com/q7XvNzT6Q0

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lol just seen the first comparison of bojo-cummings to FYRE FESTIVAL in the wild, asking what will be their SANDWICH IMAGE?

NEW: No10 orders Tory MPs to brand the rebel legislation "Corbyn's Surrender Bill"

— MPs told to say the Bill is a "shameful document"
— could lead to the "permanent cancellation of Brexit"
— accuses Corbyn and rebels of acting "in Brussels’ interest, not the British interest" pic.twitter.com/rPHLB9jjgU

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) September 3, 2019

Heyyy Surrender Bill,
What did you kill?
Surrender Bill

And people say that education in this country doesn’t focus on vocational training https://t.co/Y1ot4I69Sd

— Ben Machell (@ben_machell) September 3, 2019

timely

Write the script for a speech explaining why you ate protesters

when education is free that question will be changed to why liquidating the landed gentry, the rentiers, the vile parasites was both a necessity and moral thing to do.

Croissbyn the Leave-voting Brussels stooge nails it again.

Philip Lee has just crossed the floor. Majority = 0

lol just seen the first comparison of bojo-cummings to FYRE FESTIVAL in the wild, asking what will be their SANDWICH IMAGE?

Told Tory MP Philip Lee now sitting at Swinson's feet in the HoC. Keep 'em coming. xp

NEW: No10 orders Tory MPs to brand the rebel legislation "Corbyn's Surrender Bill"

And this Dominic Cummings clown is supposed to be some sort of political genius?

Gotta steal Farage's votes somehow.

xps to Fizzles - UKIP stood aside for Leave Tories in 2017 using the same logic

My worry is the melts splitting the anti-Tory vote, prospect of Johnson with a functional majority is pretty fucking terrifying however much Cummings will bring the horrible lulz

Most Tories aren't Leave Tories, of course.

and yes i agree with all the votes breaking to lib dems etc.

otoh theresa may had a gangrenously bad election campaign last time and to an extent Jemmy Corybim was an unknown, and there hadn’t been the lib dem resurgence (which admittedly swinson is working hard to piss up the wall).

and still the. fuckin. Tories. got. in.

It takes a nation of shitheads to hold us back

Ooh Johnson just said the surrender Bill thing

even his own side could barely get a noise together for it

LOL @ the dreaded Maybot holding on to a Tory majority for three years and Dickhead & Dom losing it in 5 weeks.

dickhead dom still bringing the lolz tho

Fascinating titbit of what happened as 'rebel alliance' of MPs were sitting outside PM's office as they waited for meeting.
I'm told several of them were 'hectored for an extended period of time' by Dominic Cummings. He then apparently told them "I don't know who any of you are!"

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 3, 2019

Someone just punch that IT clown already.

Just a reminder that Lib Dems can realistically take around 10 seats from the Tories and 2 or 3 at best from Labour bar some serious SNP '15 level swings.

Corbyn speaking in the Commons now, home workers (and shirkers).

Cummings couldn't have happened to a nicer party

Madam I am not shirking I am poorly

And shirking

this cumbervatchian dark genius/don't u see it's the joker bs around cummings is not going to stand up to much scrutiny. he's just another tosser on the vine who'll be forgotten about within months.

cries of no surrender will play well w the DUP

i just love watching all the bullshit explode against reality though. that hardcore Rational Man (and usually is a man) set miss fundamental things about the cussed nature of the world (and maybe it’s blessed aspects as well) and so all their left doing is clambering out of their car crashing going “i must update my priors”.

xp

*they’re. fu cummings.

Good last line from Corbyn: this is a government with no mandate, no morals and as of today, no majority 🔥

— Maya Goodfellow (@MayaGoodfellow) September 3, 2019

And Nooooooo Mandinka

Oh dear John Redwood is still alive

And heeeeeeeere's Radge Phil

Oh dear John Redwood is still alive

what is dead may never die

the uk is collapsing before our eyes all because a bunch of cranky old ladies didn't like the idea of polish people installing their drywall

— Allah Ventano (@allahliker) September 3, 2019

I dare you to anticipate Joaquin Phoenix in Todd Phillips's JOKER [Started by Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.) in April 2019, last updated two minutes ago by ... (Eazy)] 80 new answers

PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end) [Started by mark s in July 2019, last updated two minutes ago by xyzzzz__] 655 new answers

helldude go on BBCQT

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Asked by Phillip Hammond why the UK has not put any proposals to the EU, Johnson says "his friends across the Eu has said there is no point beginning formal talks as long as there is a risk that parliament will make that negotiation impossible". Implausible.

Unfit to govern part kerjillion

The chair of LGBT Lib Dems quits the party in response to Philip Lee joining.

“A homophobe, a xenophobe, and someone who thinks people should be barred from the country if they are ill.

Fuck this.
Fuck this so hard.” https://t.co/CBcd0LZTPA

— Oliver Cooper (@OliverCooper) September 3, 2019

Excellent

I thought the Lib Dems were not a single issue party.
I thought we had a soul and principles.
But apparently as long as you are on the right side on brexit we'll take you.

oh dear...

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*they’re. fu cummings.

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thought you were blaming e e for this for a sec

weer goin
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In his response to Trickett, Gove criticised Labour for backing the SO24 motion. Referring to Geoffrey Howe’s quote in the speech he gave after he resigned from Margaret Thatcher’s cabinet, Gove says people sometime talk about the team captain breaking someone’s bat before they go out to face the bowling. Gove says that Labour’s approach would be so damaging to the government’s strategy that it would amount to “blowing up the whole pavilion”.

Apparently Boris is threatening to take his ball home if they don't play nicely with him

just nervous cos he knows shermie crubín knows plenty of ppl who could blow up that pavilion

wtf is happening

I will be voting today against a no-deal Brexit pic.twitter.com/ELmBfNBMjq

— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) September 3, 2019

running out of useable aquaphibian jpgs here ppl