PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

sorry if this is a dumb question but wouldn't being all out NDB ultimately still split the vote in favour of LibDems? I don't see how he gets a stonking majority (quoting that twat from guido) from this

xps to Fizzles - UKIP stood aside for Leave Tories in 2017 using the same logic

My worry is the melts splitting the anti-Tory vote, prospect of Johnson with a functional majority is pretty fucking terrifying however much Cummings will bring the horrible lulz

The Brexit Party is going to be very dicey indeed for Johnson. I don't see how he could possibly commit to no deal in an election, having spent so much time pretending he's trying for a deal. We're heading for another hung parliament I'd say, if govt is defeated today

Yeah I don't think he'll commit to no deal, Farage is transparently trying to game him and I think he won't bite

Yeah, this is the rub - their coalition is fucked. Having a Brexit-party manifesto will be a total gift to resurgent LibDems. And the converse would be true too.

Second ref in the Lab manifesto should help a bit w/the melts, I think. And Scotland will help too. xxp

Boris has not promised to leave the EU without a deal - even if we all know that's what the plain is - so I assume the Brexit Party will be standing against Conservative candidates in any forthcoming election.

(xp)

Of course this is Farage and Johnson we're talking about, lying shitbags the pair o' them.

Have just spent a week with brexiteering in-laws in Dorset, who say they would still vote Farage in an election. If Johnson can't win over the retired brexiteer southern England constituency, he's in trouble

the fuck do ye get more rabid abt the only ppl ye can coalign with to beat tories/brexit than ye do about tories/brexit

contempt for referees and all who aspire to be them

If Mike Gapes doesn't unblock me by the time a General Election is announced, I will be standing against him as an anti-cyberbullying candidate in Ilford South.

— Simon Hedges (@Orwell_Fan) September 3, 2019

Good political cartoonist?

RIP Donald.
This cartoon of his always stayed with me. https://t.co/A16bmr3jXs pic.twitter.com/wONODtebz0

— Jack Saundrs ❤🖤 (@jack_saundrs) September 3, 2019

based on the example shown, no

based on the true and correct critical principle and abiding aesthetic fact ("they're all bad"), also no

Lol ok leaving it to the experts.

In other news there is a fire today:

Some of our maids sitting up late to get things ready against our feast to-day, Jane called us up to tell us of a great fire they saw in the City.

— Samuel Pepys (@samuelpepys) September 2, 2019

"this fire is great"

"this fire ,,,is great"

It was a good fire, not a great one

the good not bad fire of london

"called us up" is still baffling me tbh, you'd think the network wd be down

all-purpose metaphor meanwhile:

before it happens you think "no way is it going to happen..." and then it happens pic.twitter.com/SUcpwnuBXk

— Direct Action Bronson (@smarxist_) September 2, 2019

Based on nothing much more than my own ill informed theory. I think the current polling flatters the Brexit party somewhat and election conditions will concentrate minds and votes elsewhere and the tories will be the main beneficiaries. I think Farage is overplaying his hand and team boris know it.

Sorry this is old it has only just been brought to my attention

The greatest thing you'll see today...pic.twitter.com/q7XvNzT6Q0

— Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@AngryScotland) June 10, 2017

lol just seen the first comparison of bojo-cummings to FYRE FESTIVAL in the wild, asking what will be their SANDWICH IMAGE?

NEW: No10 orders Tory MPs to brand the rebel legislation "Corbyn's Surrender Bill"

— MPs told to say the Bill is a "shameful document"
— could lead to the "permanent cancellation of Brexit"
— accuses Corbyn and rebels of acting "in Brussels’ interest, not the British interest" pic.twitter.com/rPHLB9jjgU

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) September 3, 2019

Heyyy Surrender Bill,
What did you kill?
Surrender Bill

And people say that education in this country doesn’t focus on vocational training https://t.co/Y1ot4I69Sd

— Ben Machell (@ben_machell) September 3, 2019

timely

Write the script for a speech explaining why you ate protesters

when education is free that question will be changed to why liquidating the landed gentry, the rentiers, the vile parasites was both a necessity and moral thing to do.

Croissbyn the Leave-voting Brussels stooge nails it again.

Philip Lee has just crossed the floor. Majority = 0

lol just seen the first comparison of bojo-cummings to FYRE FESTIVAL in the wild, asking what will be their SANDWICH IMAGE?

Told Tory MP Philip Lee now sitting at Swinson's feet in the HoC. Keep 'em coming. xp

NEW: No10 orders Tory MPs to brand the rebel legislation "Corbyn's Surrender Bill"

And this Dominic Cummings clown is supposed to be some sort of political genius?

Gotta steal Farage's votes somehow.

xps to Fizzles - UKIP stood aside for Leave Tories in 2017 using the same logic

My worry is the melts splitting the anti-Tory vote, prospect of Johnson with a functional majority is pretty fucking terrifying however much Cummings will bring the horrible lulz

Most Tories aren't Leave Tories, of course.

and yes i agree with all the votes breaking to lib dems etc.

otoh theresa may had a gangrenously bad election campaign last time and to an extent Jemmy Corybim was an unknown, and there hadn’t been the lib dem resurgence (which admittedly swinson is working hard to piss up the wall).

and still the. fuckin. Tories. got. in.

It takes a nation of shitheads to hold us back

Ooh Johnson just said the surrender Bill thing

even his own side could barely get a noise together for it

LOL @ the dreaded Maybot holding on to a Tory majority for three years and Dickhead & Dom losing it in 5 weeks.

dickhead dom still bringing the lolz tho

Fascinating titbit of what happened as 'rebel alliance' of MPs were sitting outside PM's office as they waited for meeting.
I'm told several of them were 'hectored for an extended period of time' by Dominic Cummings. He then apparently told them "I don't know who any of you are!"

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 3, 2019

Someone just punch that IT clown already.

Just a reminder that Lib Dems can realistically take around 10 seats from the Tories and 2 or 3 at best from Labour bar some serious SNP '15 level swings.

Corbyn speaking in the Commons now, home workers (and shirkers).

Cummings couldn't have happened to a nicer party

Madam I am not shirking I am poorly

And shirking

this cumbervatchian dark genius/don't u see it's the joker bs around cummings is not going to stand up to much scrutiny. he's just another tosser on the vine who'll be forgotten about within months.

cries of no surrender will play well w the DUP

i just love watching all the bullshit explode against reality though. that hardcore Rational Man (and usually is a man) set miss fundamental things about the cussed nature of the world (and maybe it’s blessed aspects as well) and so all their left doing is clambering out of their car crashing going “i must update my priors”.

xp