PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Also you'm not exactly a Blair sympathiser yourself darragh

― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 10:13 (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yes i relied on my bonafides blairites are indeed zombie morons its true but majority counts dont have a qualitative asterisk

I'm all for pragmatism sure hopefully Tory Remainers can look past my beastliness and get with the programmw

the fuck do ye get more rabid abt the only ppl ye can coalign with to beat tories/brexit than ye do about tories/brexit

:) mornin

But a serious answer to the question is that the left are always expected to compromise, even when they’re the ones with the numbers, whereas the centre left and centre right get sympathetic coverage for their history of supporting war crimes and taking money from property developers/private water companies/the Saudis.

This is a masterful piece of drafting:
▫️ All stages of the Bill in Commons on Wednesday
▫️ 2nd Reading at 3pm, all remaining stages 5pm to 7pm
▫️ Govt cannot try to prorogue Parliament this week - this motion takes control of NI Executive Act and prevents a debate before Monday https://t.co/iiUFeMZK5n

— Chris White (@cgwOMT) September 3, 2019

I am not the language police usually but fuck one "rebel alliance"

any paper with Yvette Cooper and adults in rooms names on it must suck shit to some degree!

I'm assuming the adults in the room cut out the "WE WILL GULAG YOU MOTHERFUCKERS" clause

why is there a chUK on there? They represent 0% of the electorate atm

name down in black and white = ever so slightly less likely to vote pro-bojo

Look, representing the electorate is the old politics

Its a backbench bill lads, calm down, this has all been greenlit by the frontbench as it was with Cooper/Letwin last time

she's had her name on more bills than Benj Franklin has that fucker!

possibly why the fbpe's think shes a remainer.

BREAKING: Nigel Farage confirms Brexit Party won’t stand against Conservative candidates in an election if Boris Johnson promises to leave the EU without a deal. “Of course we’ll put country before party.” Massively helps the Tory vote, while the opposition is divided @BBCr4today

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) September 3, 2019

Lol BBC pundit bigging up radge Phil Hammond like he's Charles Bronson

how many of those brexit party votes are from labour? I know probably not loads but they aren't strictly all going to transfer to boris if they don't stand are they?

They will if Boris promises no deal and to nuke Brussels

Tbf I'm not voting Labour unless they promise that motherfuckers will be gulaged also free public transport

sorry if this is a dumb question but wouldn't being all out NDB ultimately still split the vote in favour of LibDems? I don't see how he gets a stonking majority (quoting that twat from guido) from this

xps to Fizzles - UKIP stood aside for Leave Tories in 2017 using the same logic

My worry is the melts splitting the anti-Tory vote, prospect of Johnson with a functional majority is pretty fucking terrifying however much Cummings will bring the horrible lulz

The Brexit Party is going to be very dicey indeed for Johnson. I don't see how he could possibly commit to no deal in an election, having spent so much time pretending he's trying for a deal. We're heading for another hung parliament I'd say, if govt is defeated today

Yeah I don't think he'll commit to no deal, Farage is transparently trying to game him and I think he won't bite

Yeah, this is the rub - their coalition is fucked. Having a Brexit-party manifesto will be a total gift to resurgent LibDems. And the converse would be true too.

Second ref in the Lab manifesto should help a bit w/the melts, I think. And Scotland will help too. xxp

Boris has not promised to leave the EU without a deal - even if we all know that's what the plain is - so I assume the Brexit Party will be standing against Conservative candidates in any forthcoming election.

(xp)

Of course this is Farage and Johnson we're talking about, lying shitbags the pair o' them.

Have just spent a week with brexiteering in-laws in Dorset, who say they would still vote Farage in an election. If Johnson can't win over the retired brexiteer southern England constituency, he's in trouble

the fuck do ye get more rabid abt the only ppl ye can coalign with to beat tories/brexit than ye do about tories/brexit

contempt for referees and all who aspire to be them

If Mike Gapes doesn't unblock me by the time a General Election is announced, I will be standing against him as an anti-cyberbullying candidate in Ilford South.

— Simon Hedges (@Orwell_Fan) September 3, 2019

Good political cartoonist?

RIP Donald.
This cartoon of his always stayed with me. https://t.co/A16bmr3jXs pic.twitter.com/wONODtebz0

— Jack Saundrs ❤🖤 (@jack_saundrs) September 3, 2019

based on the example shown, no

based on the true and correct critical principle and abiding aesthetic fact ("they're all bad"), also no

Lol ok leaving it to the experts.

In other news there is a fire today:

Some of our maids sitting up late to get things ready against our feast to-day, Jane called us up to tell us of a great fire they saw in the City.

— Samuel Pepys (@samuelpepys) September 2, 2019

"this fire is great"

"this fire ,,,is great"

It was a good fire, not a great one

the good not bad fire of london

"called us up" is still baffling me tbh, you'd think the network wd be down

all-purpose metaphor meanwhile:

before it happens you think "no way is it going to happen..." and then it happens pic.twitter.com/SUcpwnuBXk

— Direct Action Bronson (@smarxist_) September 2, 2019

Based on nothing much more than my own ill informed theory. I think the current polling flatters the Brexit party somewhat and election conditions will concentrate minds and votes elsewhere and the tories will be the main beneficiaries. I think Farage is overplaying his hand and team boris know it.

Sorry this is old it has only just been brought to my attention

The greatest thing you'll see today...pic.twitter.com/q7XvNzT6Q0

— Angry Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@AngryScotland) June 10, 2017

lol just seen the first comparison of bojo-cummings to FYRE FESTIVAL in the wild, asking what will be their SANDWICH IMAGE?

NEW: No10 orders Tory MPs to brand the rebel legislation "Corbyn's Surrender Bill"

— MPs told to say the Bill is a "shameful document"
— could lead to the "permanent cancellation of Brexit"
— accuses Corbyn and rebels of acting "in Brussels’ interest, not the British interest" pic.twitter.com/rPHLB9jjgU

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) September 3, 2019

Heyyy Surrender Bill,
What did you kill?
Surrender Bill

And people say that education in this country doesn’t focus on vocational training https://t.co/Y1ot4I69Sd

— Ben Machell (@ben_machell) September 3, 2019

timely

Write the script for a speech explaining why you ate protesters

when education is free that question will be changed to why liquidating the landed gentry, the rentiers, the vile parasites was both a necessity and moral thing to do.

Croissbyn the Leave-voting Brussels stooge nails it again.