PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

still raging from last time may brought out the fkn lectern tbrr

he’s ready

Here it is pic.twitter.com/iQll8mom0s

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) September 2, 2019

Thank god

I have connection now

BREAKING: @BorisJohnson will say If MPs vote tomorrow for another delay, then Wednesday there will be vote on general election. MPs gone, no 14 days, no legislation on extension. Election on 14 October. Government source: “who does country want to sort it out on 18 Oct at EU?”

— Robert Peston (@Peston) September 2, 2019

just strong and stabling as the tories always do

actually watching this for once and the analysts prattling away just sound so fucking clueless, so fucking soft and accepting of johnson. is this truly what our media has become

is being late for statements part of the Tory thing now, like the power stance

no good evening or nothing.

you can hear the boos on the bbc feed lololol

Ugh, just look at this fucking clown.

No election, May-like waste of a lectern.

State of that speech

pretty sure the chants fucked his delivery too

Lol wasteman

what about the puppy though

I know that "the country" is sick of hearing about Brexit, but do they actually think we can just start saying "let's focus on the NHS" and we'll just glide over No Deal without really noticing?

pretty sure the chants fucked his delivery too

Yeah, I thought that too, take him outside of his comfort zone of brown-nosing journos and he flounders tbh.

nothing new. just continued posturing and electioneering - lovely stuff

pic.twitter.com/prC19jzocE

— wint MP (@parliawint) September 2, 2019

Tories fighting on the NHS did a job for them in 2010 but it won’t again. NHS is Labour territory.

there's also bribes and blatant bribes. Austerity is playing so badly right now there's not enough time to dissociate the all-new Johnson Tories from it

(xp) Then they had a leader with a disabled child who died - and even then I'm not sure people believed them. Boris can't even bring up the abortions he's paid for as those were private.

Lol

I mean, that's what the dog is really for.

Does jeremey cobybm look bad for being punchy about an election now does he eh

Bozzer Running Scared of An Election

"I don't want an election, you don't want an election," he tells the cameras

dude

In the last few weeks the chances of a deal have been rising, I believe, for three reasons. They can see that we want a deal.

They can see that we have a clear vision for our future relationship with the EU - something that has perhaps not always been the case.

And they can see that we are utterly determined to strengthen our position by getting ready to come out regardless, come what may.

But if there is one thing that can hold us back in these talks it is the sense in Brussels that MPs may find some way to cancel the referendum.

I started to count the number of lies in this little nugget but dizzied (?) myself and passed out.

labour going to do brexit eek

https://i.imgur.com/dAtEtNm.png

did dril tweet what he did after seeing this image on top of the gruan's live blog, or did this guy read dril's tweet and then pursued in horror?

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-15-2015/OTNmFL.gif

"I am proud to say on Wednesday Chancellor Sajid Javid will set out the biggest spending round in a decade."

-_-

I have a question. Is the running joke where you all spell jeremy corbyn’s name wrong meant to be at the expense of twitter users who constantly spell it wrong? Or does it originate somewhere else?

Dunno, just joining in, trying to be part of the gang

I think it’s a weird/left twitter thing, don’t know exact origin but I’m happy it caught on here :D

Cobrynp

jezza lil joke amongst frenz

There’s this account, which catalogues the sewer that is his mentions

Anti-Corbynists on living in shipping containers: seriously good, wonderful even, snobby to say otherwise, anyone who does should fuck off home, anyway when are you going to start supporting our troops? pic.twitter.com/Mcf0YXnfoL

— Corbyn Reply Guys (@corbynreplyguys) August 23, 2019

“Number 10 has been polling “culture war” issues, such as transgender rights, to see whether they can be weaponised against Labour in northern working-class constituencies” says the Times’ ⁦@RSylvesterTimes⁩https://t.co/hrFCf1rdCx

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) September 2, 2019

I feel the limits of my capacity for hatred are being tested by a cruel god.

14 October? When was the last time we had an election on a Monday?

Wanted to get it as close to Thatcher’s birthday as possible.

Maybe a ploy to suppress the remaining Jewish vote who haven't abandoned Labour over supposed antisemitism?

Religious Jews would be unable to vote in this election as it will be on the first day of the festival of Sukkot. https://t.co/cnhkKC4QY9

— Adam Wagner (@AdamWagner1) September 2, 2019

Nah, they just haven’t thought that one through.

Presumably there will be the option of postal voting.

lads... getting a little nervous about an election fought on "let's just get on with it" Vs "let's delay things again". noticed BJ referred to it as "corbyn's delay" a couple of times too

lol we’re all gonna die

is basically how i break it down to an extent

Corbyn's pointless delay, to be exact.

I really want a long preemptive extension from the EU just for the bants now

Gove is no longer going to release the watered down Yellowhammer stuff because of the risk it’ll alarm the public. No deal strategy not looking great!