2020 Democratic presidential primary

he seems to have found his voice of late, more grounded in himself and more willing to call bs. it’s as though he realizes now that he can figuratively stand on tables without needing to do so literally.

RIP Literally Standing On Tables Beto

I had an idea for a movie where Biden dies but the party establishment is so convinced that he's the only candidate to beat Trump that the cover up the death and continue to run his corpse for president. Weekend at Biden's.

that's good, sounds funny

"uncle joe's putting his foot in his mouth again!"

"that's not possible, he can't talk any--"

"look!"

*pranksters have moved biden's foot literally into his gaping maw*

his whole foot

right in there

Lol they literally filmed a Weekend at Bernie’s tv pilot where they ran a dead John Laroquette for President

my current guess is that once Biden craters in Iowa (going to idk who, but probably either Sanders or Warren) and then either Sanders/Warren takes New Hampshire, black voters are likely to ditch Biden in South Carolina - that will be the decisive contest for him.

likewise, I would guess that Harris is hoping to outperform Biden in Iowa (he got less than 1% of the vote last time) and will be eager to build on that as a way to elbow him aside for the black vote in SC

Biden’s past performances are irrelevant. he was not a former Veep in 2008.

Beto's acting this way cuz he has nothing to lose.

while I really appreciate beto’s stance, it’s a pretty bad sign for those who’d like to see him run for senate

Beto running for Senate is dead anyway, after the “not good enough” line that would be used completely out of context.

Biden’s past performances are irrelevant. he was not a former Veep in 2008

yes, his being an even bigger babbling piece of shit now is what's relevant.

what an accomplishment, filling Obama's need for a right-wing banker Dem to please the Wall St wing 11 years ago

New: Elizabeth Warren is endorsing Jay Inslee’s climate change plan. The two met in Seattle last weekend, and in that meeting, Warren told the governor she’s getting behind his climate platform. W/ @GregJKrieg https://t.co/JFP6IEJwGx

— MJ Lee (@mj_lee) September 3, 2019

good

lol
https://www.stylist.co.uk/people/kamala-harris-2020-candidate-luther-campbell-support-black-voters/294286

would be awesome if 2 Live Crew endorsement proves pivotal

lol at Harris out-Bookering Booker

*hillary voice* Me so HORNY...for your votes!

sad lol

POP that COOCHIE on down to the polls!

please stop

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— G̸l̵i̶t̷c̷h̸ ̵T̵V̶ ̸B̴o̷t̵ (@GlitchTVBot) September 5, 2019

first iconic poster design of the whole election

I was gonna say, her team should be sliding into Glitch Bot's DMs.

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has Williamson suffered any for saying 'mind power' moved Dorian away from FL, the loony ****?

🔮

She dropped 10% in the polls

has Williamson suffered any for saying 'mind power' moved Dorian away from FL, the loony ****?

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius)

IT WORKED

If I were to credit any place on earth with an abundance of "mind power", I don't think Florida would be my top choice.

that's a trick question. the state with the most mind power is whatever state of mind marianne williamson is in

the collective force of ataring at the Early Bird Special menu

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— Fidel Martinez (@fidmart85) September 5, 2019

oh shit yang is done

hardsonned in an Irving Place beef

he took down that elephant 6 thing HARDCORE

Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz says he's no longer considering an independent presidential bid in 2020. https://t.co/aosbGYhYYl

— The Associated Press (@AP) September 6, 2019

phew

The four Starbucks assistant vice presidents he would have coaxed into voting for him as a third challenger.

so are WaPo determined to prove Bernie right about them? this is horseshit

Bernie Sanders’s formulation smacks of population control by limiting nonwhite births, @JRubinBlogger writes https://t.co/9kSTKnkqkY

— Washington Post Opinions (@PostOpinions) September 5, 2019

It's Jennifer Rubin, what do you expect?

fuck rubin

fumerican recordings

the CBS/yougov polls out from the early states are v v interesting

IA: Biden 29, Sanders 26, Warren 17
NH: Warren 27, Biden 26, Sanders 25
NV: Sanders 29, Biden 27, Warren 18
SC: Biden 43, Sanders 18, Warren 14

also a Globe poll in MA: Biden 26, Warren 24, Sanders 8

if biden loses IA, NH, and NV, idk if that SC lead will hold.

gotta figure out where the harris and buttigieg votes go, too

For the well-yeah file

A briefing memo accidentally left behind at a restaurant here showed Kamala Harris’ staff expected her to be grilled on her lack of presence in the state as well as her campaign’s “summer slump.”

The document, obtained exclusively by POLITICO, detailed intricacies of her campaign’s relationships with Granite Staters she was set to meet last weekend — from how much her campaign has donated to local politicians to advice she received from a local TV reporter. It included talking points to rebut expected criticisms from voters or reporters, such as the limited number of visits she’s made to the first-in-the-nation primary state and her lackluster poll results.

“You haven’t traveled to New Hampshire as frequently as some of your Democratic rivals,” the memo, titled "Briefing and Talking Points," said. “Is the state a priority for your campaign?”

Harris has struggled to break out of single digits in nationwide and New Hampshire polling over the past several weeks. In a CBS News poll released Sunday, she placed fifth in New Hampshire behind Pete Buttigieg and was 20 points behind frontrunner Elizabeth Warren