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So soft it's non-existent though?

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, 31 August 2019 18:54 (six years ago)

Well it's normally spelt 30th an apostrophe to show where it was. So progressively soft over time. Until it's more conspicuous by its absence but thats what it was.
French, like.

Stevolende, Saturday, 31 August 2019 18:58 (six years ago)

In all these British spy/thriller shows, they are not calling the women in authority 'mom', 'mum' or 'marm'. I found this out last night while watching The Bodyguard with closed captioning on.

Wait, I'm confused - you have "ma'am" in the US, yeah? So you didn't realise our "ma'am" was the same word?

kinder, Saturday, 31 August 2019 19:22 (six years ago)

xp- that was normally spelt with an apostrophe until my autocorrect got to it

Stevolende, Saturday, 31 August 2019 19:25 (six years ago)

Throw Maugham into the mix

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Saturday, 31 August 2019 19:27 (six years ago)

ma'am like slam. I thought calling women "mum/mom" was a british thing like mami.

Yerac, Saturday, 31 August 2019 19:30 (six years ago)

and Rob Stark is very heavyhanded with all the "yes, mom" in The Bodyguard.

Yerac, Saturday, 31 August 2019 19:31 (six years ago)

i was wondering when Kevin Costner would ever say "ma'am" in an English accent

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 August 2019 19:33 (six years ago)

wait til you hear what arse means

kinder, Saturday, 31 August 2019 19:47 (six years ago)

I worked at a bar in London for 6 months and whenever anyone would say "you all right" i would do a total paranoid "yes, why, what have you heard, is something wrong?"

Yerac, Saturday, 31 August 2019 19:50 (six years ago)

I've been in the UK for a year now and it still feels that way tbh.

pomenitul, Saturday, 31 August 2019 19:53 (six years ago)

That Golgotha and Calvary were the same thing. I thought Golgotha consisted of residue from dying bodies on Calvary.
Does somebody in another media use Golgotha asa monster somewhere? Comic or Anne Rice or someone?

Calvary is also about the best track on Happy Trails btw. Nice atmospheric Cippolina meets Morricone greatness.

Stevolende, Saturday, 31 August 2019 20:01 (six years ago)

i've been in the UK for 12 years and i still get a little defensive about 'you all right?' i'm like, why shouldn't i be

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 31 August 2019 20:11 (six years ago)

that calvary is different from cavalry

mookieproof, Saturday, 31 August 2019 20:29 (six years ago)

one's a bunch of people on horses and the other is either a location in Jerusalem which was where a bunch of people supposedly including the historical Jesus got crucified, or a place that the Winter Olympics were held in Canada at one point.

Stevolende, Saturday, 31 August 2019 20:34 (six years ago)

just slightly too late with that information stevolende

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 31 August 2019 21:34 (six years ago)

Seems like it came up on another thread right before this one.

The Fearless Thread Killers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 31 August 2019 21:36 (six years ago)

or a place that the Winter Olympics were held in Canada at one point.

subs plz chk

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 31 August 2019 22:00 (six years ago)

i've been in the UK for 12 years and i still get a little defensive about 'you all right?' i'm like, why shouldn't i be

You need to say "yeah not so bad, how's yerself?" and all will be well. If we said "hey how ya doin'?" like Americans do the responses would be all "can't complain / oh, fine, fine, you know? / it's a good life if you don't weaken" etc and it wouldn't work.

michael schenker group is no laughing matter (Matt #2), Saturday, 31 August 2019 22:29 (six years ago)

once something like that is explained to you, how does it stay an issue for ya tho?

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Saturday, 31 August 2019 22:45 (six years ago)

(no aggression, juat v curious like)

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Saturday, 31 August 2019 22:46 (six years ago)

a place that the Winter Olympics were held in Canada at one point

I think you got that mixed up with what one unit of nutritional energy value is called.

pplains, Saturday, 31 August 2019 22:57 (six years ago)

And yet a cavalry stampede and a Calgary Stampede have much in common.

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 1 September 2019 05:13 (six years ago)

There was no census at the (supposed) time of Jesus' birth, and no census has ever required people to travel back to the city of their forefathers (42 generations back no less!)

The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 09:42 (six years ago)

The bones in tinned sardines are soft and can be eaten; they don't need to be removed.

fetter, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 10:40 (six years ago)

...were you trying to take all those teensy bones out??

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 10:44 (six years ago)

There was no census at the (supposed) time of Jesus' birth, and no census has ever required people to travel back to the city of their forefathers (42 generations back no less!)

Look, Mary had her story and Joseph had his census story. No reason to get all cynical here.

pplains, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 13:45 (six years ago)

The census story was what Joseph took his other wife

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:07 (six years ago)

*told

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:07 (six years ago)

François Truffaut stars in Close Encounters of the Third Kind??????

flappy bird, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:28 (six years ago)

In at least one or two of the half dozen different cuts of the film, yes.

Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:29 (six years ago)

You've never seen it?

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:29 (six years ago)

(xp)

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:30 (six years ago)

I'm choosing to believe flappy has seen one of the Truffaut-lite cuts (because if he hasn't seen it at all, wtf). That whole extended bit toward the beginning with Francois and Bob Balaban was inserted later and I think he doesn't otherwise appear until the Devil's Tower sequence.

Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:34 (six years ago)

I've only ever seen it once tbf and Truffaut being in it was one of the highlights.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:38 (six years ago)

Never seen it

flappy bird, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:40 (six years ago)

Me neither

YouGov to see it (wins), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:41 (six years ago)

It's good!

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:41 (six years ago)

Seeing it tmrw

flappy bird, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:43 (six years ago)

Ah, you can report back. I hope Truffaut's in it.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:46 (six years ago)

it's incredibly boring

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:47 (six years ago)

YOU'RE incredibly etc.

Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:55 (six years ago)

boring is a fake idea

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 20:05 (six years ago)

I watched some of it at a schoolmate's birthday party on VHS and all or most of us got bored and gave up

went to a newly-struck 35mm screening of the director's cut in 2013 and fell asleep around the time a squad of alienspotters were hanging out up a hill

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 20:07 (six years ago)

Had no idea there were cuts without Truffaut, he adds a lot

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 21:27 (six years ago)

I don't think they removed any Truffaut in the later edits, they just added more Dreyfuss.

In the original theatrical cut there's the opening scene discovering the 5 planes in the sandstorm, finding the latitude & longitude on the globe, Truffaut demonstrating the hand signals, and the scene in India where everyone points at the sky. The first recut added the ship in the Sahara scene.

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 05:26 (six years ago)

Fuck any version that doesn’t include the footage of the inside of the alien spacecraft. Spielberg hated it, but the studio wouldn’t let him do the Special Edition without it. NEVER LISTEN TO THE “GENIUSES”.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 5 September 2019 11:30 (six years ago)

AFAICT there isn't a version that doesn't omit something. It's a little ridiculous.

Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 September 2019 11:54 (six years ago)

I wish any actually-released cut had included the scene where the plane we here in the air traffic control scene lands, and Truffaut's team shows up to confiscate the passengers' cameras. It's a good scene!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNG2FDKaZoQ

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 15:44 (six years ago)

Also the scene where Truffaut tests Balaban's translation skills by having him read an erotic novel.

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 15:45 (six years ago)


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