PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

The... the FT is calling for a Corbyn-led GNU. No matter what you think of GNUs (not a fan), something has changed. https://t.co/t0zzMF6y9I

— Kuba Stawiski 🇵🇱 (@kayes67) August 28, 2019

Whaaat no soul-crushingly "whimsical" arts package from Stephen Smith??

Sorry just got thrown there for a minute!

Gnus, voncs, is UK politics growing up at last?

Tracer, for your dose of whimsy have some muppets singing the Gnu song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGVdCGxh1IY

shadow cabinet of a gnuman

how much of a fucking braindead fbpe centrist-melt cunt do you have to be to be republicanism-curious for the first time due to the queen fulfilling a ceremonial function?

― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 bookmarkflaglink

Never mind yer centrist melt but its good if the outcome of today is that The Queen gets...cancelled. We are all saying that its tough to get any kind of civic education (and various factors contribute to that state of affairs), but if today is an education for many then its to the good.

GNU GNU, wretched GNU
But it’s that or the fucking coup

"the monarchy should have been abolished after Diana died tbh" lool

pics of Jimmy Savile chilling with Charles

various nazis with Windsors, sieg heiling Liz, pics of guillotines, pics of someone giving a finger to Buckingham Palace

it's predictable but fun trawling the new wave of fbpe-republican twitter tonight!

is brexit good now

Sinn Fein condemn the fact that MPs will not be attending Parliament from 10 Sept until 14 Oct! But Sinn Fein do not attend any day!!!!!

— Lord John Kilclooney (@KilclooneyJohn) August 28, 2019

This fucking crew

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexwickham/boris-johnson-brexit-extreme-measures

I don't really understand how Boris expects to survive a no deal Brexit politically, does anyone wanna explain that to me?

(full disclosure I do follow this thread but find most of it bafflingly if charmingly incomprehensible)

(same)

I genuinely can’t decide between “people like Cummings are Bannon-style first-you-must-destroy-it zealots who want out and don’t care the cost the little people have to pay and even if they do lose an election ehhh Labour can pick up the pieces who gives a shit we’ll be out” and “they really know it would be bad but have backed into a corner because Brexit was always incoherent and they’re trapped but this is 5-D chess to get an election they might win”.

looking like a complete idiot bowing to the Queen how do ppl put up with this shit

just all the bowing, it's an affront to human dignity

Re:Boris, assuming the plan is (1) hold an election, get a majority, sit on it for 5 years til the storm has passed and (2) find some good scapegoats for the disaster and get them blamed as soon as it happens.

(1) hold an election, get a majority,

how is this remotely feasible in the middle of an economic collapse/crisis caused by the ruling party

hold it five days after No Deal day before the impact has been felt/people & still have their medicines/enough food in the cupboards.

it does seem ridiculous, yes, but also it could work, they currently have a decent lead in the polls and he could suck up some of those Brexit party votes if he looks tough enough

and I thought the people in *my* country were stupid

I've watched vox pops of people saying "get on with it" for three years now, hard to have any faith in the sound judgement of british voters

Yeah, if the next election isn't just before or close enough to Our Independence Day for Blame the EU and "this is only temporary please reward us for delivering Brexit", they surely will struggle. So Labour would be wise to block an instant election, you'd think.

Repercussions of pulling off Brexit in this way are going to be very long-term, though. It was one (reckless) thing for May to utterly discount losers' consent back when they were talking about a negotiated exit, but for Johnson to steal the hardest of Brexits in blatantly underhand ways is another. You maybe please the chipshop voxpops in English beach towns, but you permanently alienate a huge swathe, especially Remain voters who might have gone along with a negotiated Brexit.

What does the long-term political landscape look like after such a heist? One possibility is the Tories will be left trying to corral power by combining an aging and overheated base with those floaters who will respond to necessarily populist rhetoric. I don't know enough about American politics, but it doesn't sound wildly different to the situation I think the Republicans are in now. Well done, everybody.

Tracer, we did get a cartoon of Paul Mason calling for civil disobedience, then actual Paul Mason in a suit.

Why was paul mason in cartoon form? That was odd.

I think that's the filter used by the person videoing it on their phone

Look, if you could hurry up with the pound tanking, I've got some books to order from the UK.

Seriously. I’m waiting for the big drop to pay off my student loan (now 20 years old)

Also, xpost to is the Guardian bad thread, but they do a live blog for a Trump fart, but not this?

The had a live blog all day on the homepage.

It was not nearly as great as this thread.

/(1) hold an election, get a majority,/

how is this remotely feasible in the middle of an economic collapse/crisis caused by the ruling party

Out with good friend last night, who believes that lifelong Eurosceptic JC (who she hates) wants Brexit really, and if elected will nationalise absolutely everything, but at the same time he shows no leadership and we have no opposition. She should know better, because this is dumb stuff coming from a financial journalist who is usually a Labour voter but clearly isn’t able to think past a lot of FPBE nonsense.

My reply was along the lines of: I don’t care what Corbyn has voted for re: EU in the past, because as leader he’s committed to delivering the wishes of party members and not being seen to disrespect the result of the referendum and that is a really difficult proposition. Besides, re ‘leaderahip’ - it seemed in this case that a lack thereof meant not being an obvious Head Boy/Girl type. I think that archetype gets you the sort of PM we’ve had and currently have, and is a British failing.

there’s a lot of it about, by which i mean not people who are against corbyn because of policy, but against him for reasons that are quite hard to pin down. and the head boy/head girl thing - sonorous sounding assertions, reassuring ASMR sussuration of a background authoritarianism does also seem popular among *very sensible people who work by reason alone*.

susurration. i didn’t know how to spell it.

But if my friend’s thinking was working within the bounds of actual reason and not being, in its own way, a mirror-flip of the sort of Brexit vox-popper who is like JUST GET ON WITH IT, she’d see that real leadership when faced with turning this toxic juggernaut around and getting the public back to a place of safety (whether that’s via a much softer vote-honouring Brexit or ‘Remain and reform’) lies in acting cautiously and incrementally. So many ‘adults in the room’ that I know and otherwise like are just stamping their feet like little kids, and they can’t see it because they think they’re sensible.

it’s reason as tone, ime.

it’s reason as tone, ime.

I agree with Suzy!

I strongly disagree with her friend.

I don't know what ASMR means.

i was being flippant at the expense of clarity pinefox:

Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is an experience characterized by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. It has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia[2][3] and may overlap with frisson.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response

suggesting people get a subliminal sensory thrill from the sound of authoritarianism in the morning.

Fun to see the FT leader grudgingly endorsing the idea of a Corbyn-led caretaker government.

I posted the link to that last night.

xp otm, I have never understood the tendency to tug the forelock in Ireland and I don’t understand it here either, esp considering the open contempt of the ruling classes towards the populace.

this bit in particular is hilarious:

This is unpalatable for even the most ardent Tory Remainers, and others such as the Liberal Democrats, since ousting Mr Johnson in time to affect the Brexit process may also require the creation of a caretaker government under Labour’s Jeremy Corbyn — an outcome they rightly fear.

A Socialist Motherfucking Republic

A spectre is haunting England — the spectre of Jammy Crumbum

I have some questions as an onlooker. Let's say there's an election shortly after Brexit and the Cons are able to eke out a win having "succeeded" in their goal but without the proper shitstorm in sight yet. Do we think Corbyn would be out as Labour leader if that happened, and if so, is there anyone obvious waiting in the wings as an ideologically contiguous successor? Or is there sufficient support within the party to move back to the (gulp) center?

it reminds me of the old saw about The Economist: they’ll have great articles covering in lucid detail problems and instabilities in countries across the world before concluding that more free market capitalism is the solution.

The Tories can drive the economy and welfare of the country’s citizens into the shitbin and the voice of business will still prefer it to a moderately left-wing government, who is promising more structured investment and preserving a heath system which after all is designed to keep people healthy to work.

yet no, they got the left wing heebie-jeebies.

A Socialist Motherfucking Republic

it's coming home

I really need to run into [beloved national broadcaster] in the café again very soon.