PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Would be very hard for Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of Britain’s Labour Party, to seek a no-confidence vote against New Prime Minister Boris Johnson, especially in light of the fact that Boris is exactly what the U.K. has been looking for, & will prove to be “a great one!” Love U.K.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2019

Crying laughing at this pic.twitter.com/EOsOVIOpDk

— Mr Richard Miller (@MrRichardMiller) August 28, 2019

xp you have no idea how upset I am he didn’t misspell or nickname him

The quote-marks-for-emphasis is a "Your uncle texting" trademark that I've been surprised not to see before now.

the idea of queen liz as a doddering half deaf Marshall Petain type hate figure to the radicalised FBPEers is fucking hilarious, they'll be calling for her to be executed by the end of the day.

If Combryn cannot win over the Emma Kennedys then he will be personally responsible for the disappearances under the upcoming BJ government of national impunity

xp
among other signs, correctly spelling Labour is a tell that he did not write that one

I have never felt more like a new Canadian than today when I already knew what proroguing meant

nult prosequi

“A policy on Brexit to prorogue Parliament would mean the end of the Conservative Party as a serious party of government.” @MattHancock, 6th June. https://t.co/Nb8kXKerUV

— Michael Walker (@michaeljswalker) August 28, 2019

Did these people genuinely not see it coming?

lotta brain worms coming home to roost today

At least there’ll be plenty to eat during no deal

lol it didn't take long for that pic of the young Liz Saxe-Coburg sieg heiling to start doing the rounds on fbpe twitter.

The amount of smug 'can't believe the amount of people who thought the Queen would do any different' types is just as bad now. Just consider the v British absurdity of a PM 'having' to request something from the monarch and the monarch 'having to' grant the request.

i was listening to the radio half an hour ago and considering the not especially British absurdity of people with dead strong views about politics who apparently don't understand one thing about how the political system in their country functions

I studied constitutional law at university and i barely understand how anything works.

niche item for those with long memories:

BREAKING: Ruth Davidson is to quit as leader of the Scottish Tories after a day of political upheaval. https://t.co/kMSYSUCa0Y

— STV News (@STVNews) August 28, 2019

no studying what can't be seen

Exactly. There are huge grey areas as to the extent of executive power, the royal prerogative, etc. There are probably about six people with a working knowledge of the constitution.

there's a bit of a difference between knowing that the limits and rules are Byzantine and wondering out loud if some bad person "made the Queen do a Brexit"

I remember her

announce murdo fraser to end of season

or the one guy on the vox pop who was like "I think it's really bad that Johnson can just stop parliament because then like the next time and if the Labours get in what if they say 'well you did it so so will we we' and then they stop it so they can make nuclear disarmament or something?"

not even joking

announce Murdo MacLeod to end of season

haha ruthie

I’m holding fire until Bogdanor weighs in on whether a bad person made the queen do a Brexit.

The state of political education in this country is shocking, though, which you’d imagine is by design rather than accident.

as well as being byzantine and unwritten, the rules change and the meanings of the rules change!

this is what politics is, and the active space of politics is how much change can be made and how much will be tolerated (this also is why the infestation of QCs and law-explainer guys has been the opposite of helpful: none of them really grasp politics at all, including when they themselves are being highly political)

The Dáil was repeatedly prorogued during the second civil war and anti-Treaty people argued that both the Third Dáil and everything that followed were illegitimate as a result (iirc)?

or the one guy on the vox pop who was like "I think it's really bad that Johnson can just stop parliament because then like the next time and if the Labours get in what if they say 'well you did it so so will we we' and then they stop it so they can make nuclear disarmament or something?"

not even joking

The state of political education in this country is shocking, though, which you’d imagine is by design rather than accident.

as well as being byzantine and unwritten, the rules change and the meanings of the rules change!

yes, sure. this is another example of the whole Brexit fiasco as a potential catalyst of some kind of change in the political fabric. not necessarily for the better, obv, but there's something hugely entertaining about watching all this moth-eaten stage scenery getting dragged into the public eye

brain norms vs brain worms, who will win

Johnson not worrying about giving tools to his political enemies as they will all be disappeared during the next government

gormless br(it)ain

Wait, idk why I said NS when that’s first year civics? Anyway.

The Queen is a traitor. #StopTheCoup pic.twitter.com/fGZPwmYTIc

— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) August 28, 2019

sha's turned tha brains aginst us

i feel like there's gotta be some FBPE/CBE riff to be worked but i just can't be arsed tbh

might bike over to Parliament Square now - still no umbrella tho

just heard someone referred to as "the former black rod" explaining that Liz would only be politically compromised if someone requested her to annul the proroguing of parliament.

xp there were people starting to move that way when I passed a while ago but they didn’t look to be assembling on parliament sq itself (it was roped off)? Plenty of coppers around.

Might organise an online petition to boycott the Downton Abbey movie

i feel like there's gotta be some FBPE/CBE riff to be worked but i just can't be arsed tbh

― VONC louse-wits (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 16:55 (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

CBFA

The quote-marks-for-emphasis is a "Your uncle texting" trademark that I've been surprised not to see before now.

he (or Scavino) does this a lot btw

I think what the US president is saying, is that Boris Johnson is exactly what he has been looking for, a compliant Prime Minister who will hand Britain's public services and protections over to US corporations in a free trade deal. https://t.co/kcg2jkYi0o

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) August 28, 2019

pic.twitter.com/NVRAx4CQ6g

— Alec Flood (@AlecFlood) August 28, 2019

Petitions are magical thinking.

The imperial flagship that is radio bbc 2 pushed away Radio Oceane here in Bretagne to bring us - an ilxor desperate to get away from it all during holiday, and herself blissfully unaware of ilx obv - the Big News. Brexit rules the waves ;_;

(gl uk)

Honestly if these two pensioners fought you’d put money on Corbs

Thousands chanting #StopTheCoup at emergency protest against #prorogation of Parliament pic.twitter.com/iIk1tZudYT

— Mark Lankester (@markrlankester) August 28, 2019

Corbyn: tai chi on the allotment
Trump: KFC in bed